Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Liverpool sloppy AF with the giveaways today

Salah nice goal

City's penalty was a joke

Find myself in the unusual position of cheering on Chelsea 🤔

Likewise. That peno was bullshit

we are all Chelsea this match

not in my name

Find myself in the unusual position of cheering on Chelsea 🤔

Ouch.

good times

Chelsea definitely playing the most entertaining sport in the world the past 6 days, another cracker. Woulda loved 3, but you can’t be too disappointed in taking any points from city

Palmer looks the real deal. Caicedo and Enzo not so great today tho

Palmer has looked the real deal every game he’s played, genuinely Chelsea’s best pick up in the past year (probably longer tbh). He is who everyone was saying Mason Mount was. I was never a Mount believer, but it was easy to get on the Palmer hype train even after his first game

Things chelsea haters can at least respect?

1.. Taking points from Manchester City
2. 39yo Thiago Silva scoring a cracking header (did ya’ll see him celebrate? Man looked out of his mind)

enjoyed peter drury today too

Nice to have commentators that seem entertained

8 goals for chelsea the past two games. I genuinely wasn’t even sure if they’d scored 8 in the first 10 games (scored 13, dunno when they happened)

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/nov/17/everton-deducted-10-points-premier-league-guilty-financial-fair-play-breach

Great, now do city (and chelsea)

yeah its not whataboutery to point out that the epl slowness to land a punch on either is an absolute pox on this league and has been for a long long time

Luton fans are busting open champagne

They will still stroll to safety in this division

on current form I reckon Everton have a fair chance

Sorry yes I meant that Everton would stroll to safety, not Luton. I don’t see any world in which they get relegated given the other shite clogging up the plughole

“They” being Everton. Incoherent this evening

If Lampard was still in charge r.I.p big man

I guess we'll wait until City are on 90 points before hearing of their 50 point deduction then.

it wont be this year and a one off points reduction is both very unlikely and also nothing like sufficient

Transfer ban for 2 years? Dunno.

well mockery already made of that one

if they were kicked out of the football league pyramid i suppose somewhere would take them in and it would just be the start of the super league anyway

lets see

four years of thirty points deduction and they wouldnt be allowed into any cups, transfer bans and eye watering fines to ensure they would have to sell all current player assets to survive

i think that kind of thing would be a start

Man City should be forced to play in Man U kits for five years

City literally unable to tell arse from elbow on that penalty shout

Yeah that was a ridiculous shout. Not the greatest City v Liverpool game, both teams looked leggy after international break.

title should have been 'Luton won't stay up'

good work today!

It would appear that Amnesty International have flown a plane carrying a banner over the Etihad petitioning Man City's Qatari owners to release an unjustly imprisoned political activist, and in the same game Everton have then flown a plane carrying a banner reading simply "WAAAAAAAH"

(UAE, dunno where I got Qatar from :|)

qatar part of the UAE when nominated for oscars, qatari when drunk at the afterparty

Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?

us obv

dier on bench lol

4 wing backs and no defensive midfielder lol.

There'll certainly be goals in this match

We've stuck Konsa RB, presumably so he can look across the line and attempt to coordinate a world record number of successful offside traps without fucking any up

Matty Cash meanwhile will sprint up and down the entire right flank, screaming and fouling

Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?
"yes"

i am getting to the stage where id be fining players for being offside

ridiculous

var showing angles from two different moments, exceptional administration as always

from a defensive perspective i fail to see why the front defender ever needs to be ahead of the guy behind him

but its spurs its not like we dont find a way to gift the chance anyway

never off but

matty cash is a cunt

damn didn't realise ex Shed Seven bassist Bryan Gil was still at Spurs

i didnt realise hed left shed seven