Elon Musk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvyhkF8Xr4

that game wingspan is absolute dogshit but it is a nice object tbf. i got it as a gift and played it once.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, November 11, 2023 10:11 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I bought this to play with my daughter when it came out because she's a nature kid, and it looked cool as hell. We made it about halfway through the instructions. We were going through her old toys this weekend and that one was straight into the giveaway pile.

I like wingspan

I have it too! Played it once! It was good but it has a half-hour setup!

Then I bought Birdwatcher, which

https://i.imgur.com/sij5hel.png

lol I just saw that on Bluesky and thought "lagoon is going to love this"

haaa

btw just noticing how tiny that rear window is, guess there must be sacrifices to look very cool

also wasnt this thing supposed to be huge why is the bed so small, a tacoma (mid size pickup) could easily fit that bike in its bed

ok i have done my research and the "production" model is smaller than the prototype, its kind of in between full size and mid size but has a larger than other pickups passenger area, think of it as a big subaru baja except uglier

my entire skin surface twinges every time i see a picture, those edges are sharp, i will cut myself if i just walk near one

yeah supposedly the first ones are going to be delivered this month but they dont look like theyre up to safety regs, cars arent supposed to have sharp corners like that

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_SBNbHd4i30/ULKVZ-bKzNI/AAAAAAAAAbk/BgOk6QMNt7A/s1600/IMG_0587.JPG

lol nice

It looks like one of those things where they build something exactly as a child has drawn it, to show how silly it would look in real life.

thats actually what happened

lol

lol

ugh thanks phone

I'm a little surprised Musk didn't demand they give it triangle shaped wheels.

The semi-octagonal fenders look like a joke. And it looks like it will bottom out going over speed bumps.

Musk already got his engineers working on the next iteration
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musk will never in a trillion years build anything as cool as the tarkus tank

https://eofftvreview.files.wordpress.com/2022/05/the-cars-that-ate-paris-1.jpg

xpost Say it louder so that he can hear you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbxA66wQ0c

no gatepad why you wanna break your 10k s-works

i mean this is a person who has a cyber truck

josh lmao

he continues to innovate

Tesla Cyberbeer is hot garbage. Not only is the lid RUSTED but the beer is also nasty. This was a miss @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/Gb9u8YOc7X

— Brian Stone (@briandstone__) November 15, 2023

Because I paid $75 per bottle. I forced myself to drink it all

— Brian Stone (@briandstone__) November 15, 2023

i can give myself a little tetanus as a treat

lol

did they just have a lil homebrew set up at tesla hq or something, its not like they couldnt have gotten a professional brewery to make them a good beer and put a cyber label on it, i guess thats not a disruptive process tho

Musk is probably dumb enough to think beer improves as it gets older and has had it sitting in shelves for like 8 years

Musk drinks beer like he smokes weed.

time to innovate by making a nasty beer, no one ever did thst before

It looks like one of those things where they build something exactly as a child has drawn it, to show how silly it would look in real life.

― epistantophus, Tuesday, November 14, 2023 9:29 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

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I'm honestly surprised that Elon's piss only costs $75/bottle.

Adding insult to injury, buying one probably puts you on the list for a Cybertruck purchase.

showing feet on X for elon musk's pee-beer? couldn't be me

Wow, didn't realize that CyberBeer is real: https://cyberbeer.tesla.com/

Every time I open this thread and it stays at the top, there's a brief, wistful moment where I imagine the days back when I was able to echo this post:

Who he?

― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 4:40 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Boy I dunno

I had to check this was real, but Elon is actually replying approvingly to a guy arguing "Hitler was right" because Jews are pushing "hatred against whites". pic.twitter.com/jkbr6bNDeG

— Quantian (@quantian1) November 15, 2023