i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

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this is him and i want him to carry on this way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtfHaJKW1zQ

mark s, Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:29 (seven months ago) link

DeSantis ain't the only guy stuffing his pockets with chicken tenders!

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:30 (seven months ago) link

Love me tenders, love me meat
Never let me go
You have made my life complete
And I love you so

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:04 (seven months ago) link

So he's saying we won't have George Santos to kick around any more?

nickn, Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:10 (seven months ago) link

After the $50,000 from RedStone was deposited into Representative Santos’ personal accounts, the funds were used to, among other things: pay down personal credit card bills and other debt; make a $4,127.80 purchase at Hermes; and for smaller purchases at Only Fans; Sephora; and for meals and for parking.

legend.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:14 (seven months ago) link

Sephora is like “don’t bring me into this mess”

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:25 (seven months ago) link

hell, OnlyFans is too!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:40 (seven months ago) link

one of the western world's grandest grifters

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:45 (seven months ago) link

Santos is totally starting an OnlyFans once he's out of office.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 16 November 2023 18:56 (seven months ago) link

Can't help but think his whole campaign/term has been some long-game reboot of Candid Camera and the lapel-cam footage is going to be hilarious when it comes out in early '25.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:04 (seven months ago) link

OnlyFlans = George Santos covered in custard

pinot film noir (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link

no

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link

what the hell is the ARTICLE V CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION shit about? I'm kinda hoping he goes full sovereign citizen Queen of Canada style cult leader next

Brio2, Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:49 (seven months ago) link

Santos not running for re-election so that he can run for Queen of Canada.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:50 (seven months ago) link

all's I know is one of the queens better do George on Snatch Game this year... but it will probably be all TikTok hos I don't know

Brio2, Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:54 (seven months ago) link

I assume he's talking about pushing through the Balanced Budget Amendment, ending Birthright Citizenship, abortion ban, Senators appointed by state legislatures, etc.--the GOP wish list.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 November 2023 19:59 (seven months ago) link

Me thinks the world will forget about this clown very very very quickly

tobo73, Thursday, 16 November 2023 20:14 (seven months ago) link

Or… we end up with Santos ‘28

the new drip king (DJP), Thursday, 16 November 2023 20:38 (seven months ago) link

Dancing with the Stars
Masked Singer
Celebrity Rehab

lots of opportunites

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 November 2023 20:39 (seven months ago) link

podcast with Madison Cawthorn?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 16 November 2023 20:40 (seven months ago) link

yeah think this guy might be a Z-list celeb for some time period. I mean Blago was on Celebrity Apprentice

frogbs, Thursday, 16 November 2023 20:41 (seven months ago) link

lol he's going to be like Martha Stewart

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 November 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link

He does seem to have some personality and no prob with embarrassing himself for the whole world to see.

tobo73, Thursday, 16 November 2023 21:33 (seven months ago) link

They want a Constitutional Convention so they can rewrite the Constitution and take out the things they don’t like. That’s high on the GOP’s list of long term goals.

epistantophus, Thursday, 16 November 2023 22:18 (seven months ago) link

We’re living in an episode of VEEP pic.twitter.com/5F05LsibI4

— Jordan Alexander (@JordnAlexnder) November 16, 2023

is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 November 2023 23:43 (seven months ago) link

Kennedy interviewing Santos - this simulation is messed up.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 17 November 2023 00:08 (seven months ago) link

"ahhhh youjustcan'ttellthetruth"

nickn, Friday, 17 November 2023 01:52 (seven months ago) link

xp grift recognize grift

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 17 November 2023 01:54 (seven months ago) link

i know this has been said by others, but every time i see this thread title, i giggle

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 17 November 2023 03:28 (seven months ago) link

I am feeling deprived that I'm not going to get to vote against this guy again.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 17 November 2023 11:58 (seven months ago) link

he did not deny the banana thing

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 17 November 2023 13:38 (seven months ago) link

Santos, who described himself in the conversation as the Republican “It Girl” as well as the “Mary Magdalene of the United States Congress,” defiantly declared: “I’m not leaving.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/11/27/george-santos-expel-congress/

Embattled Rep. George Santos (R-N.Y.) is predicting he will be expelled from Congress as early as this week following the release of a scathing report from the House Ethics Committee that found “substantial evidence” that he knowingly violated ethics guidelines, House rules and criminal laws.

In a three-hour-long, expletive-laden conversation held on X Spaces, Santos declined to comment on the array of allegations brought up by the report, claiming that his words could be used against him in an ongoing criminal case in which he faces 23 federal charges, including fraud, money laundering, falsifying records and aggravated identity theft.

Santos did, however, describe the Ethics Committee report as “slanderous” and claimed that his colleagues are trying to force him out of his House seat. He also accused Ethics Committee Chairman Michael Guest (R-Miss.) of “weaponizing” his position and publishing a “hit-piece” against him.

Santos, who described himself in the conversation as the Republican “It Girl” as well as the “Mary Magdalene of the United States Congress,” defiantly declared: “I’m not leaving.”

“Come hell or high water, it’s done when I say it’s done,” he said during the conversation on Friday night.

Still, the lawmaker appeared to believe his fate is sealed.

“I know I’m going to get expelled when this expulsion resolution goes to the floor,” said Santos, referring to a motion to remove him that Guest introduced on Nov. 17. “I’ve done the math over and over, and it doesn’t look really good.”

...

During the X Spaces conversation, Santos said he does not want to continue working with “with a bunch of hypocrites” in Congress, whom he accused of committing more severe infractions than him, including being “more worried about getting drunk every night” with lobbyists.

Santos, without providing evidence, also accused his colleagues of trying to “sell off the American people” and of voting while hung over.

“They all act like they’re in ivory towers with white pointy hats and they’re untouchable,” he said. “Within the ranks of United States Congress, there’s felons galore.”

Santos also zeroed in on Guest, challenging the Mississippi Republican to “be a man” and quickly move the resolution forward.

A spokeswoman for Guest did not immediately respond to a request for comment. When the Ethics Committee released the report, Guest, in an accompanying statement, said that the evidence uncovered by the investigation into Santos “is more than sufficient to warrant punishment and the most appropriate punishment, is expulsion.”

On Friday, Santos said he will wear his expulsion “like a badge of honor.”

“I’ll be expelled because people simply did not like me,” he said.

z_tbd, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:38 (seven months ago) link

republicans sure love to take words that previously had some sort of coherent meaning ("weaponize", "fake news", "woke") and just compleeeeeeeeeeeeetely obliterate their use

z_tbd, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:40 (seven months ago) link

Santos said he does not want to continue working with “with a bunch of hypocrites” in Congress, whom he accused of committing more severe infractions than him, including being “more worried about getting drunk every night” with lobbyists.

Santos, without providing evidence, also accused his colleagues of trying to “sell off the American people” and of voting while hung over.

“They all act like they’re in ivory towers with white pointy hats and they’re untouchable,” he said. “Within the ranks of United States Congress, there’s felons galore.”

lol where's the lie?

mark s, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:48 (seven months ago) link

hey if Santos actually has evidence of this shit by all means spill it out. you'd be a hero. but didn't Madison Cawthorn kinda promise the same thing?

frogbs, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:49 (seven months ago) link

i trust george, i enjoy his smile

mark s, Monday, 27 November 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

Cawthorn was talking about orgies. George was probably not invited to those.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:02 (seven months ago) link

white pointy hats

For than a few in the GOP probably have these in a drawer somewhere.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 November 2023 15:08 (seven months ago) link

lol, "more than."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 27 November 2023 15:08 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWgebUIBqXk

Iris Demented (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 27 November 2023 15:09 (seven months ago) link

311 voted him out.

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:04 (seven months ago) link

But what did Sublime with Rome do?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:05 (seven months ago) link

lol “music-news”, is he putting out an expulsion mixtape

the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:08 (seven months ago) link

Probably?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:09 (seven months ago) link

Omg I hadn’t seen the allegation that he ran up credit card bills on a sitting member of the House and his mother, lmao

the new drip king (DJP), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:12 (seven months ago) link

Majority of GOP caucus voted to keep him in office.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:14 (seven months ago) link

i feel like being a career low level con artist who runs for congress, wins, and then has his entire financial life exposed to the public and is charged with massive fraud by the federal government redefines the concept of “flying too close to the sun”

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:15 (seven months ago) link

I wonder who the two democrats were who voted to keep him. the last vote had a few more and you could tell some were in the line of “let him cook, I want to see what else we find out”

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:16 (seven months ago) link

The way Santos acted in office did not seem like someone who was overly regretful of his actions, or that concerned with being expelled.

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Friday, 1 December 2023 16:21 (seven months ago) link


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