Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

“They” being Everton. Incoherent this evening

If Lampard was still in charge r.I.p big man

I guess we'll wait until City are on 90 points before hearing of their 50 point deduction then.

it wont be this year and a one off points reduction is both very unlikely and also nothing like sufficient

Transfer ban for 2 years? Dunno.

well mockery already made of that one

if they were kicked out of the football league pyramid i suppose somewhere would take them in and it would just be the start of the super league anyway

lets see

four years of thirty points deduction and they wouldnt be allowed into any cups, transfer bans and eye watering fines to ensure they would have to sell all current player assets to survive

i think that kind of thing would be a start

Man City should be forced to play in Man U kits for five years

City literally unable to tell arse from elbow on that penalty shout

Yeah that was a ridiculous shout. Not the greatest City v Liverpool game, both teams looked leggy after international break.

title should have been 'Luton won't stay up'

good work today!

It would appear that Amnesty International have flown a plane carrying a banner over the Etihad petitioning Man City's Qatari owners to release an unjustly imprisoned political activist, and in the same game Everton have then flown a plane carrying a banner reading simply "WAAAAAAAH"

(UAE, dunno where I got Qatar from :|)

qatar part of the UAE when nominated for oscars, qatari when drunk at the afterparty

Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?

us obv

dier on bench lol

4 wing backs and no defensive midfielder lol.

There'll certainly be goals in this match

We've stuck Konsa RB, presumably so he can look across the line and attempt to coordinate a world record number of successful offside traps without fucking any up

Matty Cash meanwhile will sprint up and down the entire right flank, screaming and fouling

Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?
"yes"

i am getting to the stage where id be fining players for being offside

ridiculous

var showing angles from two different moments, exceptional administration as always

from a defensive perspective i fail to see why the front defender ever needs to be ahead of the guy behind him

but its spurs its not like we dont find a way to gift the chance anyway

never off but

matty cash is a cunt

damn didn't realise ex Shed Seven bassist Bryan Gil was still at Spurs

i didnt realise hed left shed seven

pls be on pls be on

fucks sake

I thought Moussa Diaby was like a preternaturally quick and decisive winger with a knack for making the correct decision with the ball in the area, but he seems to now just receive the ball anywhere and try to figure out how to turn with his back to goal and hold it up for a boring pass

even when, for example, one on one with the fucking keeper

Ah, Paul Towers has arrived

could have fucking told you that a minute ago

were...were you talking to me or VAR

hated every second of that ffs!

Yeah it’s been a horrible, stressful watch

could have told you where that free kick was going and that it would work

frankly stunned the ref has shown an opposition team yellows in the first half against us tho

Aston Villa attempting to pin down the cursed football teams aesthetic

ben davies where are you

Bit of football from the Villa, interesting

ah i think villa have known all game they can just play it simply over or through us, hint of rope a dope about this tbh

weve put a lot off effort into putting the ball a half yard behind an offside son, which is a strange tactic but in ange we trust etc

davies nowehere again as watkins nods wide unmarked

i reckon our ben might have his lack of pace somewhat exposed from here

two best moments of the game from spurs there

Kulusevski is frightening

In a good way, not in a Matty Cash way

on the full gallop yes but most of last year he cutback to less effect than insert tory joke here

davies simply surprising watkins into missing there by doing nothing

wui wei in action the first buddhist centre half

offside

who knows where or when but inevitably

just ridiculously lazy again to not get back

Son of Inzaghi