A good thread on what will help. Sadly, for this government, it requires a lot of investment in the country.
Can't sleep so here's a thread about what *actually* would help with getting the long term unemployed, or sick and disabled back into work. As you read this remember, any or all of these only help *some* of us. Many aren't able to work under *any* circumstances...— Louisa Britain (@RoadsideMum) November 19, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 13:32 (two years ago)
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she's sure got a strong aura of warmth and compassion about her has Laura Trott. She wouldn't lose a minute's sleep over a wheelchair bound ESA claimant ending up dead in a cold house after their money is stopped because Pathways into Death is also a Labour policy.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 13:34 (two years ago)
I'm just remembering Trott is the one who couldn't conceal her visceral hatred of Dawn Butler on the bbc one time. God knows what problem she had with a prominent black woman appearing on a bbc panel.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 13:48 (two years ago)
Glad you shared that xyzzy, the real scandal is of course the number of disabled people who really want to work but are excluded because bullshit and the government have proposed precisely nothing to address that
― Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 14:10 (two years ago)
those cold dead eyes really follow you round the room
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 14:58 (two years ago)
To Thatch a Keith
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 16:13 (two years ago)
*applause*
― Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 16:15 (two years ago)
Did Rachel Reeves just coin a new word in her response to Hunt's autumn statement in the Conmons? Pretty sure I just heard her say "taxcreases".
― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:38 (two years ago)
in the age of securonomics anything is possible
― Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:39 (two years ago)
ah shite, I'm not hard working or a family, and I'm not doing everything right, lol in fact I've barely lifted a finger in 10 years - that's me shut out of securobollox!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 19:12 (two years ago)
Rachel Reeves is very talented
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 19:14 (two years ago)
I am convinced the right wing of the Labour Party use ‘talented’ to mean ‘Tory in a cheap disguise’.
― steely flan (suzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 19:37 (two years ago)
I can remember Stephen Bush gushing about her *talent* during the dying days of Corbyn. Also he came out as a sad Cameron groupie when he put that dire self apologia book out.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 20:07 (two years ago)
Nobody's talking about Cleverly calling Stockton a shithole in parliament then?
I asked the Prime Minister why 34% of children in Stockton North are living in poverty. The Home Secretary James Cleverly can apparently be heard saying it is a "sh**hole". This comment shames the Home Secretary, the Government and his party and he should apologise. pic.twitter.com/hgmCLBdqCx— Alex Cunningham MP (@ACunninghamMP) November 22, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 November 2023 17:03 (two years ago)
call a shithole a shithole and shame the devil I say. I say this as someone who lives in a shithole myself!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 23 November 2023 17:13 (two years ago)
He's claiming what he actually said was Alex Cunningham is a shit MP.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:20 (two years ago)
... he definitely does NOT say that btw.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:22 (two years ago)
yeah, and it took him and his PR team 24 hours to come up with that hopeful get out clause.
― mark e, Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:37 (two years ago)
Funnily enough I was talking to someone about Stockton at the weekend, he was saying it's got about four fairly decent music venues.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:41 (two years ago)
The Georgian Stockton Theatre is a great venue. Saw a smoking hot gig by The Comet is Coming in 2019 and The Mountain Goats back in early 2000s.
― Dan Worsley, Thursday, 23 November 2023 19:48 (two years ago)
it's always easy for garbage Labour MP's to get all sanctimonious about some of the more colourful language Tories use about shithole Towns. But when they were in power they did fuck all for these regions that Thatcher annihilated and are still offering them nothing.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 23 November 2023 20:05 (two years ago)
yeah, the feigned outrage is pathetic. if Tory voters don't know what the party thinks of them by now then i think you can safely leave them to it
― Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 November 2023 21:23 (two years ago)
Know what else has been shockingly high? Excess deaths from illness, post-Brexit staff shortages, international student tuition fees...
Geert Starmer. pic.twitter.com/ga90Yg8Rjs— Perry PoMo (@paulewart23) November 24, 2023
― nashwan, Friday, 24 November 2023 09:46 (two years ago)
really interesting that Kieth and his team are doubling down on the same rhetoric that's driving electoral victory for fascists across Europe. it must be grown-up politics or something
― Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 November 2023 09:55 (two years ago)
Stupid man.
---
John Burn-Murdoch@jburnmurdochThe British left: the NHS is under immense pressure please someone help
The NHS: okay we’re adopting new technology that doctors have been calling for for years which will make their jobs easier and improve patient outcomes
The British left: no not like that
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 24 November 2023 10:19 (two years ago)
I usually find "gaffe churn" a bit tedious even about Tories I hate, but the Sunak hammer video is actually jaw dropping, isn't it?. The woman with him is surely saying "oh come on".
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 24 November 2023 18:12 (two years ago)
You're going to have to explain that entire sentence to me.
― How old Cary Grant? (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2023 18:17 (two years ago)
Hope you can see twitter
https://x.com/DachshundColin/status/1728046746138222681?t=VVVoT6Tg3gRiSmPF15R5-w&s=08
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 24 November 2023 18:19 (two years ago)
I can but the original tweet has been deleted.
― How old Cary Grant? (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2023 18:22 (two years ago)
🚨 BREAKING: The full clip has now been released showing the worker explicitly telling Rishi Sunak to use the side of the hammer pic.twitter.com/rlteuMQMzN https://t.co/uY7QlvOjYp— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) November 24, 2023
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 24 November 2023 18:23 (two years ago)
yeah lol i just saw. well it was a funny few hours
― glumdalclitch, Friday, 24 November 2023 18:24 (two years ago)
I'm just trying to imagine this imbecile trying to survive in the real world
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 24 November 2023 18:28 (two years ago)
still, I've seen fresh out of school kids use a hammer with more conviction.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 24 November 2023 18:30 (two years ago)
"stop trying to tickle the nail, lad!"
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 24 November 2023 18:32 (two years ago)
All 'PM visits a workplace and tries to do some of the work' charades are contemptible.
― nashwan, Friday, 24 November 2023 18:50 (two years ago)
no need to be shaming people with a PPE fetish
― Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 November 2023 19:01 (two years ago)
give him a sickle as well next time
― fetter, Friday, 24 November 2023 19:58 (two years ago)
Sky News@SkyNewsBREAKING: Nottingham City Council declares itself effectively bankrupt
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 18:58 (two years ago)
and so it begins.suspect there will be plenty of other councils sat there waiting to press the button.
― mark e, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 19:08 (two years ago)
I got a LA letter the other day "post 16 transport for disabled students in it's current form is unsustainable" ... let's have a consultation blah blah blah.. how about let's not have a consultation and you all go fuck yourselves. Not really a sustainable response, but it is all I've got for now.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 19:35 (two years ago)
Got a cheery leaflet from the council saying good news we're going from weekly landfill collection to fortnightly. Disastrous from what I know of some neighbours.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:25 (two years ago)
we got new food waste bins, probably big enough for a family of four for a month. and the contents have to go into compostable bags and into the communal food waste outside for collection. only nobody has a) read the leaflet explaining this and b) I'm not sure there is a communal food waste bin anywhere.
rishi's 7 bins...
― koogs, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:31 (two years ago)
fortnightly landfill collection has been fine round our way. never see overflowing bins etc
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:32 (two years ago)
Time to take a big sip of sewage-contaminated water and update will the uk have levelled up by 2030
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 20:36 (two years ago)
Very funny how OJ is lawyering up. Good to see.
---Harriet Sergeant@HarrietSergeant@OwenJones84 I apologise. I was using hyperbole to make my point. It was never meant to be taken literally. But in this febrile and emotional time that was unwise. I have deleted the tweet
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 2 December 2023 12:57 (two years ago)
Yeah, and I'm sure he'd rather have the retractions than actually sue
Fascist scum throughout the media
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 December 2023 12:59 (two years ago)
Liam Barker@liambarker·5hRaising the minimum salary for a skilled foreign worker from £26,200 to over £35,000 means no junior doctors, nurses, allied health professionals. This is definitely not going to work
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 4 December 2023 18:01 (two years ago)
I mean yeah but none of it fucking works and they still do it, so
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 December 2023 18:21 (two years ago)
Followed by a tale about his sister bringing her own sandwiches to the pub lunch because she's so poor pic.twitter.com/zbLtTK7ICA— j (@jrc1921) December 4, 2023
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Monday, 4 December 2023 21:12 (two years ago)
It’s ridiculous even for Keir.
― steely flan (suzy), Monday, 4 December 2023 21:16 (two years ago)