Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

We've stuck Konsa RB, presumably so he can look across the line and attempt to coordinate a world record number of successful offside traps without fucking any up

Matty Cash meanwhile will sprint up and down the entire right flank, screaming and fouling

Strapping in for some apocalyptic defending. But...from who?
"yes"

i am getting to the stage where id be fining players for being offside

ridiculous

var showing angles from two different moments, exceptional administration as always

from a defensive perspective i fail to see why the front defender ever needs to be ahead of the guy behind him

but its spurs its not like we dont find a way to gift the chance anyway

never off but

matty cash is a cunt

damn didn't realise ex Shed Seven bassist Bryan Gil was still at Spurs

i didnt realise hed left shed seven

pls be on pls be on

fucks sake

I thought Moussa Diaby was like a preternaturally quick and decisive winger with a knack for making the correct decision with the ball in the area, but he seems to now just receive the ball anywhere and try to figure out how to turn with his back to goal and hold it up for a boring pass

even when, for example, one on one with the fucking keeper

Ah, Paul Towers has arrived

could have fucking told you that a minute ago

were...were you talking to me or VAR

hated every second of that ffs!

Yeah it’s been a horrible, stressful watch

could have told you where that free kick was going and that it would work

frankly stunned the ref has shown an opposition team yellows in the first half against us tho

Aston Villa attempting to pin down the cursed football teams aesthetic

ben davies where are you

Bit of football from the Villa, interesting

ah i think villa have known all game they can just play it simply over or through us, hint of rope a dope about this tbh

weve put a lot off effort into putting the ball a half yard behind an offside son, which is a strange tactic but in ange we trust etc

davies nowehere again as watkins nods wide unmarked

i reckon our ben might have his lack of pace somewhat exposed from here

two best moments of the game from spurs there

Kulusevski is frightening

In a good way, not in a Matty Cash way

on the full gallop yes but most of last year he cutback to less effect than insert tory joke here

davies simply surprising watkins into missing there by doing nothing

wui wei in action the first buddhist centre half

offside

who knows where or when but inevitably

just ridiculously lazy again to not get back

Son of Inzaghi

im only saying hes perhaps lucky hes in a job that keeps him as far from the fucking korean borders as this one does

i dont think the chelsea game needed to turn into three losses in a row but im still glad its ange managing us to them in this fashion than conte tbh

something something not exactly been starved of service xp

something something runs dmz

Fuck! Martinez injured! At this late stage! With Villa in possession!

Ah he's fine OK

Tielemans knitted things together for us a lot in the second half
Pretty pleased with that!

Sorry about Matty Cash everyone. Sorry

Fuck! Martinez injured! At this late stage! With Villa in possession!

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 November 2023 16:04 (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

there was only one team deserved that and its not the one i see being called unlucky on twitter

must be nice to win without needing to try that hard, i wouldnt remember tbh at this stage

i see a lot of this type of result coming until we sign a striker

Enjoying this close title race - 5 (maybe 6) teams in a title race although City usually kick on in the second half of the season and gallop past everybody unless.....

rs0cc3rstr3ams dot net has been fucked for me for several weeks and I don't think it's a case of browser extensions getting in the way. Any working stream assistance would be gratefully accepted.

Oh lord what a goal

s0cc3rlive.app has a list of streams, the MediaStreams one is usually fairly reliable but I think it's the top one on the list that seems to be working for the individuals I'm aware of who partake in this kind of thing

Goal of the season from Garnacho

and not a hint of shin

GARNACHO HAS SCORED GOAL OF THE SEASON AGAINST EVERTON

Everton 0-1 Man Utdpic.twitter.com/bJnJuM2wsP

— Manchester United Die Hard Fans (@DieHardUtdFans) November 26, 2023

Thanks Sgt!