Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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Now for another long var break

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:32 (eleven months ago) link

Penalty all day

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:33 (eleven months ago) link

BOOM

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:34 (eleven months ago) link

Watched that between my fingers, get in

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:35 (eleven months ago) link

feel like the winner is around the corner

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:37 (eleven months ago) link

our road fans are LOUD

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:37 (eleven months ago) link

I mean it's Fulham tbf

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:38 (eleven months ago) link

surely Sarabia earned himself another little run out after the Spurs game

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:40 (eleven months ago) link

I keep hearing the same fan yelling "URRR URRRR NURR URRR URRR" after every foul on my feed

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:43 (eleven months ago) link

Fuck me our midfield are all suspended for Saturday

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:44 (eleven months ago) link

it's Arsenal, I can be put out of my misery earlier than usual

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:45 (eleven months ago) link

all the more reason to win this one if you can though

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:45 (eleven months ago) link

probably 8-9 minutes of stoppage

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:46 (eleven months ago) link

SEND HIM OFF

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:47 (eleven months ago) link

Lol Kilman's half-hearted "ow ref"

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:48 (eleven months ago) link

7 minutes pretty shockingly low

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:49 (eleven months ago) link

ah god fucking dammit

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:50 (eleven months ago) link

that is a pen

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:50 (eleven months ago) link

all the more reason to actually possess the ball once in a damn while

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:51 (eleven months ago) link

clear and obvious? Nah

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:51 (eleven months ago) link

I thought the ref bottled it in real time but fuck var

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:52 (eleven months ago) link

well we're fucked

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:53 (eleven months ago) link

fucking var bullshit I await the apology from Howard Dean

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:54 (eleven months ago) link

already used up 5 minutes of stoppage

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:54 (eleven months ago) link

So outraged I got the two var cunts portmanteaued

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:56 (eleven months ago) link

probably won't play but like 3-4 minutes of the stoppage time thanks to that nonsense

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 21:58 (eleven months ago) link

This is not the same sport I watched back in the aughts. Feel like I need a VAR call in my favor to scratch my balls.

that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Monday, 27 November 2023 22:00 (eleven months ago) link

it's just weird how badly it's employed within Premier League.

even PRO, the referee association that handles Major League Soccer matches, does a better job of managing VAR. they get far less shit wrong and they go to the monitor far less often. but nobody gives a fuck about that league so maybe that's why they don't care about drawing out every decision.

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 22:07 (eleven months ago) link

*about not drawing

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 November 2023 22:07 (eleven months ago) link

at this point I'm starting to think it's all in my head and the system is in fact perfect

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 22:15 (eleven months ago) link

mr offside

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 27 November 2023 22:37 (eleven months ago) link

bentancur- our best player imo- out for another two to three months after that matty cash tackle

i dont even think it was a red i just think he's a talentless thug and i hope he dies

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:36 (eleven months ago) link

Andy Cole vs Leicester always the gold standard for Utd overhead kicks

― imago, Sunday, 26 November 2023 16:48 (three days ago)

I was at that, behind the goal he scored in. Possibly the best goal I've seen with my own eyes, though I was also at the Beckham-from-the-halfway line game at Wimbledon (well, Selhurst Park actually).

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 22:16 (eleven months ago) link

my version of that was being in line with the Henry backheel at Highbury

imago, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 22:36 (eleven months ago) link

Wasn't sure where the biggest slice of my hate lies but lol fuck Forest

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 December 2023 19:27 (eleven months ago) link

Howe pretending having Pope out isn't a net benefit gtfo

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 December 2023 23:10 (eleven months ago) link

Dwight McNeil's post-match interview is the most heartwarming football thing I've seen all week

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 December 2023 23:25 (eleven months ago) link

xp hey give him a break - at the start of the week we had Shane McGowan & The Popes, and now...

blazin' squab (NickB), Sunday, 3 December 2023 00:09 (eleven months ago) link

Bournemouth still having 11 players on is certainly an interesting bit of daring experimental reffing

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 3 December 2023 14:58 (eleven months ago) link

All four games look watchable. Which one to pick

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2023 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

I say this as someone who watched (thankfully on a stream) his side lose 2-0 at Gillingham yesterday, and it should have been 4 or 5, and we had 3 shots total, on or off target. Anything will do

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2023 15:05 (eleven months ago) link

after dallying with Chelsea Brighton went with the Bournemouth Villa game, turned out to somehow be the wrong choice

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2023 16:04 (eleven months ago) link

the freest hit of all time is already delivering

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2023 16:40 (eleven months ago) link

handy handy stuff that

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:03 (eleven months ago) link

spurs didn't exactly make it hard for them

imago, Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:05 (eleven months ago) link

Son Hutch Is

Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:22 (eleven months ago) link

we don't have a centre half fit so we are somewhat limited

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:24 (eleven months ago) link

i dare you come back to me and offer ben davies, he is as bad off the ball as it gets the dopey minecart headed lug

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:25 (eleven months ago) link

nicely taken

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:59 (eleven months ago) link

too early ofc

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 December 2023 17:59 (eleven months ago) link


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