Elon Musk

otm

They should make an EV Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, that would be more appealing than this Elon monstrosity.

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I will be hornswaggled if Cybertrucks are actually street legal.

I wouldn't pull one over, who knows where Elon hid the epic ftw self-destruct button

They really do look like a VHS tape rewinder

except you know those things actually can go backwards

They should make an EV Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, that would be more appealing than this Elon monstrosity.

thought it was made out of metal not cardboard haha

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just a bit of freestylin' by the fabricator

imagine spending 80k on this thing

I was joking that I was going to buy one as a bit. Everyone at work groans when I pull into the parking lot

whoa — “go fuck yourself,” Elon Musk says to Bob Iger and others who pull advertising from X

at this point it’s almost as if he’s watching the old Iron Man movies and doing a reverse Tony Stark impression pic.twitter.com/csXxeLH2wG

— j.d. durkin (@jd_durkin) November 29, 2023

Quite a chyron there.

"ANTISEMITISM WAS NOT MY INTENTION"

GO FUCK YOURSELF

lol sorkin totally baffled

when elon said "fuck bob iger"

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linda yaccarino is basically writing her resignation letter right now isn't she?

love Elon's Final Fantasy leather jacket

xpost Nah I think she's on this train for good:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/linda-yaccarino-elon-musk-x-advertisers-1235683997/

In fact, it’s unclear what Yaccarino thinks of Musk’s views; after his Nov. 15 tweet endorsing an antisemitic trope as “the actual truth,” she touted the site’s “efforts to combat antisemitism and discrimination.” (Her views on Donald Trump are much clearer. Associates say she was an enthusiastic supporter. She was appointed to the President’s Council on Sport, Fitness and Nutrition during his administration.)....

But an NBCU executive observing the chaos says Yaccarino’s see-no-evil stance is what he would expect. “In her mind, she’s committed to this,” he says. “I’ve seen commentary that she needs to leave. She’s not listening to any of that. She has this way of blocking out the negative and almost speaking her mantra until it becomes the truth. Or she thinks it’s the truth.”

https://t.co/juWrT3CNxP pic.twitter.com/7OCz5D1R61

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 29, 2023

Truly words of a scholar:

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“tell it to earth” — new borad descrip

elong looking to audience and desperate for their applause

silence actually literally deafening

lmao tell it to earth, good stuff

Earth to Elon: "Go fuck yourself"

whoa but wait they're gonna document it in great detail, yikes

cant believe disney would do this to twitter

is Ned’s NYT thing actually from an interview?

Yeah, he was interviewed live onstage by Andrew Ross Sorkin at some kind of NYT-sponsored conference.

Here’s a fuller version pic.twitter.com/rmAjAoax6T

— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) November 29, 2023

includes tell it to earth

he can add 'chief brand tarnisher' to his impressive resume

director of earth telling

he resembles an amphibian of some sort, hard to pin down

earth whisperer

He doesn't seem well.

It almost sounds like Elon is planning to leave the earth and is saying the mean advertisers won't have him to kick around anymore.

he resembles an amphibian of some sort

Slippy Toad?

Elon is planning to leave the earth

The Poochie of Billionaires

musk knows he has no recourse when advertisers decide to jump ship, so he's trying to manufacture one out of nothing. the trouble is that documenting his failure "in great detail" is about the emptiest, most idiotic threat imaginable.

Richest man on earth blames other people for not giving him their money.

what the heck

Lmao you gotta see the comments https://t.co/5xpeRnKUEC

— Your Santa (@SamFacto) November 30, 2023

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thank god he cleaned up the bots

he resembles an amphibian of some sort, hard to pin down

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, November 29, 2023 6:58 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

easy: frog

must be so wild to be the richest man in the world high as shit on prescription drugs up on stage almost crying telling other rich guys to fuck off

lol hes in orbit

This exchange is really illuminating. He is incapable of understanding the interviewer. He keeps repeating himself like he’s in some sort of fugue state. pic.twitter.com/gsDTZpg1OK

— evan (@esjesjesj) November 30, 2023

what the fuck

https://i.ibb.co/rcpP5YM/c396d0e9-86d2-4b86-99d1-8ae0d5ad5db2.jpg

Elon has been watching the tapes of Charlie Sheen's months-long public breakdown and is all 'hold my cheap trucker speed'