i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

Andy Warhol said that in the future, everyone will dance on television for eleven minutes

i love him so much

Santos' parting words: "I no longer have to answer a single question."

The New York Republican left the House floor early as his expulsion became inevitable and left the Capitol in a Jaguar SUV. https://t.co/vptEfM4mRE

— POLITICO (@politico) December 1, 2023

gotcha follow-up to santos: so you think you can dance?

I dunno, this all feels a little homophobic

(I'm joking tbc)

Wait, _whose_ Jaguar SUV? Because you know it wasn’t his

Also, did he manage to smuggle his chair out under his coat?

I wonder just how many members of Congress will discover in the coming months/years that they've been identity theived by someone on the inside.

i like this letter from max miller (R-OH) explaining why he voted to expel.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GARsGUUWgAAWRxB?format=jpg&name=large

After the first two paragraphs, that third one was *chef's kiss*.

It's all fun and games until someone uses mom's credit card.

Okay I know this is petty under the circumstances, but please don't try to wear a shirt, tie, sweater, jacket, and lapel pin all at once. Pick two or three at most.

he's on his way to the tgif's interview

*tgi fridays

Why does he capitalize mother

tgi friday lore:

Most TGI Fridays have a propeller and a rowing scull on display as part of their antiques, which are actually a part of a story told to all TGI Fridays employees; the scull always contains a pair of saddle shoes and a bottle of champagne to remind employees of the value of teamwork, leadership, and celebrating success. The propeller is always above or near the bar. The thought is that the bar "propels" the restaurant.

xpost he's referring to mike pence's spouse

yes, she is the real victim here

Why does he capitalize mother

Flowers outside Santos office pic.twitter.com/xIoBLEuQ11

— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) December 1, 2023

byeee

George Santos is being punished for simply having the adventure of a lifetime.

— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) November 17, 2023

I'm a big fan of the proper senators, who possess the panache and class that angers the jealous haters, i.e. the likes of Bob Menendez and George Santos!

Wait, was Santos telling people he was a senator? Because it would track

nah, I think calz is just confusing our legislative branches

oops sorry!

Santos L Halper, Senator

obviously I'm glad he's not in Congress anymore but I am actually pretty damn impressed at the scale and breadth of his various grifts. there are a number of people whose entire life is a lie but Santos' life was 20 different lies at the same time. I mean obviously he didn't do a great job keeping them straight and everything sorta unraveled the instant you looked into literally any of it but still, takes some balls to even try

I dunno, this all feels a little homophobic

― active spectator of ecocide and dispossession (Eric H.), Friday, December 1, 2023 10:37 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

are we sure he's even gay?

Are we sure he's even real?

he's real in the sense that santa claus is real, as an idea

it was a helluva ride

tmi

hahaha

DJP on fire today

https://64.media.tumblr.com/10cf93a1b9f6f36fbc22bed0d0925431/d4db4ff3f55b2fde-98/s1280x1920/88856450ddbe4cee2fab25eaf7cb3c9ba373aa7c.jpg

A George Santos movie is in the works at HBO.

(Source: Deadline) pic.twitter.com/hZCPScTOgx

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) December 3, 2023

one more to add to his list of notable achievements

Bowen Yang rocked it in SNL's farewell sketch. He's so good and rarely gets a big sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEY97fGoeAY

Sorry to repeat myself but the crewneck-sweater-plus-blazer thing is really creeping me out.

The v-neck sweater was specifically invented so that you could wear a tie with it. This was extensively discussed in the movie "Dave." 1993, Ving Rhames. Kevin Kline. Sheesh.

To distract myself from my tiresome cranky attire opinions, I looked backwards in my post history and found this:

What I want: people like him to either get the help they need or, at least, remain far from the levers of power.

What I'd settle for: people like him to be removed from positions of power. Preferably with some punishment for the manifold deceptions and grifts.

What I'll probably get: this guy skating away with precisely zero consequences, and with a self-serving narrative about how he's the real victim here.

Sigh.

― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, August 31, 2023 2:20 PM (three months ago)

Looks like we're midway between options 2 and 3.

He has, in the intervening four days, stumbled across a path to making a living that dwarfs the $174,000 salary he earned as a member of Congress. In fact, Santos said — and screenshots and the CEO of Cameo confirmed — that he has lined up more than that sum in his first 48 hours on the platform.

...

Santos “is going to be an absolute whale,” Cameo’s founder and CEO, Steven Galanis, told Semafor. His launch, Galanis said, is among the platform’s best ever: “Sarah Jessica Parker, Bon Jovi — he’s putting numbers up like that,” he said.

Hope he doesn’t steal their credit card info!

can't keep a good man down!

Georgie used to work on the docks

“Obviously there’s a monetary benefit — I’m not here doing it for charity — but the other aspect is to remind these assholes who think they’re holier-than-thou that they will be forgotten in history and I will live forever, period,” he said.

that's definitely what i think when i see someone doing a cameo video too

"Shut up"

"You shut up"

"I will live forever, period"

"Tell it to Earth"

"Mommmm...."

he'll probably die cutting in line at a Falafel stand in Times Square

this thread title is driving me nuts!

We should get a Cameo of him singing the song