Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

Lang may yer lum reek

May the thousand little gods bless you

Good luck in all your endeavors

Peace out

catch la later cum rag

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So many phrases, particularly at work, fall under the broad umbrella of phatic speech. 'Aight' 'morning' 'good weekend?' 'you're a star' 'don't be a cunt!' 'is that your piss on the bog seat?' - it's mostly just oil to keep the good vibe machine greased innit.

I might start ululating in a positive tone instead, see if anyone notices.

more workplaces need yodeling

i think we've talked about "at this time" before. i've now started using it with my cat i.e. "no treat services are being provided at this time."

We have decided to go in a different direction.

The bastard cousin of that British petit bourgeois phrase ‘as yet’.

'Heretofore'.

A word that instantly makes me think of "Murder Mystery" by the Velvet Underground.

I prefer the Cocteausian "hitherto" instead

"Best," has always somewhat puzzled and amused me - when I was a student, my Uni tutor from some weird exotic country (Canada) emailed me with it and I thought he had made a typo.
Like, best what? Wishes? Regards? George? I admire the fact that you didn't even need to decide or specify. Just BEST, whatevs

just say "besta é tu" and tell your boss it's an old Brazilian saying

LOL we actually say "stay fresh, cheese bags" all the time to each other in my house.

I'm going to start saying "stay frosty, frozen peas" because I don't think we have these cheese bags in America, but I like the concept

I've met a few cheezebags in America...

brain fart

^ so disgustingly gross

A coworker I've worked with for 13 years started saying "I appreciate you" this year. I know she's being nice but I find it weird. "I appreciate it" has worked fine for so long, why get schmaltzy...

"Best," has always somewhat puzzled and amused me - when I was a student, my Uni tutor from some weird exotic country (Canada) emailed me with it and I thought he had made a typo.
Like, best what? Wishes? Regards? George? I admire the fact that you didn't even need to decide or specify. Just BEST, whatevs

lol kinder i didn't realise I'd emailed you for work. Ftr I mean a slightly more businesslike and less greetings cardy version of 'best wishes', but death of the author and all that, other interpretations are available

and note to self, quoting is square brackets q, not b.

I abandoned my Spotify Wrapped a few slides in, the blurb was too painful.

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brain fart

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^ so disgustingly gross

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i knew someone who used to claim they had "poo brain", which irritated me slightly more than that

it’s short for “all the best”

Warmly,
Brimstead

My therapist uses "Warm regards." From him, it fits. I tried to use it once and the recipient made fun of me.

I used to just put "Regards" but someone told me I might just as well sign off with "Go fuck yourself" although tbf a lot of the time I probably did mean that. now on the extremely rare occasion I write an email I just put my name, or "Thanks" if it was responding to someone doing something for me

You can use any of the signoffs, they’re all fine — ppl are trying to trick you with the Emily post bullshit but everyone knows it can’t possibly matter

I like to end work emails with "love and kisses, Blue Pacific signing off"

lol I just used 'regards' in an email today, I didn't realize it sounds catty or cold

I almost always go with "Best regards" for business. "Sincerely" is OK, but somehow it carries the idea that I might not be sincere. I avoid "Very truly yours" like the plague.

i use "regards" or "cheers" most of the time but i'm thinking of switching my game up now i know how many different sign offs i can use to enrage people

Yr most hmble & obt Svt

smell ya later,

your very own mister please please himself,

lads ye presumably know what type of relationship ye have with each email recipient cmon

Yeah you gotta dial it in

Sometimes no sign off at all, it all depends

If everyone is henceforth required always to respond to complete strangers or people with whom one has only a brief temporary or tenuous acquaintance in such a way that guarantees they will always respond positively then society as a whole would be better off embracing agoraphobia and never leaving the house.

It irks me how often I see customer reviews of restaurants that use the word "fresh." It's like that's what they think critics would say or something, but it's used just so ... uselessly. "The sushi was so fresh." "The soup was really fresh." "The chicken was fresh." Whatever. How often does anyone go out to eat and find the food *not* fresh? "The lettuce was brown and slimy." "The fish was rotten."

I used to just put "Regards" but someone told me I might just as well sign off with "Go fuck yourself"

You should try that.

xp no i think they mean like it was fly, bro

I wish. "The pad thai was funky fresh."

xxxp

could it mean fresh as opposed to reheated frozen food?

Maybe! But how would a customer know? Like, here's a line from a review of a local Thai place I like. "The food took a bit long to get to the table but tasted really fresh and delicious." I get "delicious" but what does "tasted really fresh" mean? Another review of the same place: "Delicious, tasty and fresh with great portions enough to share." And another: "Food was excellent, fresh and tasty definitely will go back." These were just from the first couple I read. Now, of the same place in a different review: "Shrimp had probably been cooked when it was frozen as it was mushy on the outside and tough on the inside." So: not fresh! That's actually helpful.

Fresh is definitely an adjective you want associated with sushi.

And you can definitely taste fresh vs. not fresh fish.