Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Jesus fucking Christ, what is that defending

CUNHA!

hmmm i had a nap on the sofa

c'mon Wolves we can get this dick sacked today

Bournemthcelona impressive again

Jesus Christ. Lucky not to have conceded.

The fuck has happened to our defending this year lol

This ref is letting people get clobbered

Nottingham's strategy is to shithouse their way to a draw/win apparently, don't know why Wolves are just lazily playing into it

well, back to business as usual

disgusting team

Utd have had a-Ralf a-Rangnick and ETH hyped up as these extremely serious characters who are going to whip things into shape real fuckin fast, and quickly end up like the Woody Harrelson character in No Country For Old Men who talks up a real big game and then just gets domed without ceremony

Will Extremely Serious Businessman Jim Ratcliffe make it a hattrick? Or will Utd's climb back to the top of the English game resume when his investment is finalised, as I understand is believed to be imminent?

ManOUCHester United

Well that's a disappointing result m attack was hot garbage the entire second half

*the attack

what a time to be a fan of Anton Chigurh I mean Aston Villa

games gone

trippier having clown shoes put on him so far just like at goodison midweek. son destroying him.

also lol at fulham going from most anaemic attack in the league to 13 goals in a week.

defending is out of fashion in the Prem iirc

Wonder if finishing 4th so quickly has fucked Howe long term

What nefarious acts will they commit in January to remedy this

Howe will be reluctant to discuss his severance package

much as I enjoy watching newcastle getting pumped romero is a lunatic and a thug.

otm

would offer that guimares "slipped" full weight into our lads ankles a few times to no punishment which was strange to see so i wont cry over not getting a red or anything

Matty Cash - you bitch mother fucker

an industrial thresher with a photograph of a human face sellotaped to it rampaging round Spurs' central defence - that's his beliefs and you have to respect it

romero has never injured a player i care about idk what you want from me

Oh I see, it's different because it's just Callum Wilso- look yeah fair enough

work backwards from the result you wont go wrong

I know we are supposed to condemn it and whatever but the Turkish club president punching the ref in the face is really god damn funny and football should have more ridiculousness like this

I'm not sure the guy kicking him in the face was quite so funny though.

in other news ten hag has more time to focus on the league now. for a bit.

ref is a cunt

have that you cunts

well thats a red all day in fairness

Newcastle-Fulham is a decent game which would probably be better if Raul Jimenez hadn't got one of his Special Red Cards 20 minutes in

Bournemouth v Luton abandoned when a player collapsed on the pitch. Hope he's OK.

Second time this year, playoff final in May also

Didn't realise you meant the same guy

ederson yellow a disgusting decision

and imo grealish clearly offside for the first but hard to see when they decided to freeze the var

good call for the peno so we'll call it incompetence rather than corruption

maybe we should try 4 CBs idk

var making a rare intervention into our season

ok that's enough for me

The last 15 of Brentford Villa has just turned into some mad max shit

Mad Max: Beyond Embarrassing

Are Villa evil now?

Idk it all kicks off with the known thug Ben Mee getting a bit straight red

Depends why Watkins was kicking off at their fans after he scored I guess

Why are Villa so bad and hated?

villa have been a fairly uh physical outfit since gerrard days

i know psychomero plays for spurs but thats different to "injure them" as an approach across an entire back six imo

Feel like a spot of evil is maybe a prerequisite for turning Uppity Early Season Form into Actual Challenging

If lovely serene Pau had still been on you've got to think his calming influence would have healed the ructions

McGinn's always been a little shithouse too