Elon Musk

The Travelling Will-Roofies

Scandinavian labour unions cucking foreign Capitalists one solidarity strike at a time.
1) Postal service says fuck off in solidarity with auto industry strikes
2) Pension fund pulls investment in solidarity
3) Workers from different Swedish industries, Denmark's largest trade… pic.twitter.com/iC5LOzLnaM

— Yugopnik 🇵🇸 (@yugopnik) December 11, 2023

its funny that its all over a couple hundred machinists who he couldve easily just given what they wanted

lol response xhit “🎶 No one knows what it's like... to be the bad cuck... to be the sad cuck... from the emerald mine... 🎶”

Behind Blueskies

i've read Vivek didn't mute during that spaces chat and everyone could hear him pissing

I like that it was Alex Jones who pointed out the sound of pissing.

Musk is hosting a "Spaces" chat with a group including Alex Jones, Andrew Tate, Vivek Ramaswamy, Matt Gaetz, and Jack Posobiec.

When Mom says we have The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants at home...

You have to imagine that the piss was the most valuable thing shared there

yeah listening to Ramaswamy pissing in a bottle>>>Ramaswamy talking

gives him a chance to rhyme "freestyle" with "peestyle" in his raps

BREAKING: Tesla is recalling nearly all of the vehicles it has sold in the US to date to fix an autopilot fault. This follows a two-year government investigation into a series of crashes linked to the Autopilot system. 🔗 https://t.co/mbpmQvj8MX

📷Getty pic.twitter.com/NyE6OZwLGO

— WIRED (@WIRED) December 13, 2023

*remote software update

"some have worked out these systems can be fooled by hanging a weight over a steering wheel spoke"
-- me when it's time to tweet

"in extreme cases, drivers have been caught illegally sitting in the back seat while autopilot was switched on"
-- lol suddenly having to control a speeding car from the back seat is literally one of my recurrent nightmares

How does this not immediately invalidate your business and tank your stock

This feature should never have been made available for personal automobiles. . Are they idiots? Did they not know people would ignore the tepid warnings and stop paying attention when using a feature called fucking Autopilot???

It makes me so angry that deadly technology can just be pushed out into the marketplace with no accountability. “Move fast and break things” should not include human bones crushed by unmanned automobiles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKiOcpbh3Ks

They should be recalled for real. If fully self driving cars can be safe, fine. Until then, keep them off the road.

look u can't make an omelette (le epic self-driving car with fart effect horn sounds) without breaking a few eggs (colliding with and immolating hundreds if not thousands of humans)

predictably Elon dickriders all over that thread pointing out it's an over the air software download, even though the article says that and it's still indicative of a major issue with the technology

-- lol suddenly having to control a speeding car from the back seat is literally one of my recurrent nightmares

― mark s, Wednesday, December 13, 2023 8:40 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

wait what, me too, is this a common thing???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnrrLxQEVQ

Yeah, it amazes me that this feature was just allowed to be put out there with absolutely no regulation or long term safety studies. Just, here you go! Good luck at surviving lol.

especially given how strictly regulated the auto industry generally is, just more proof that when you have as much money as Elon Musk you can pretty much do what you want

It's not just out there for people to fuck around with, aren't there actually government sanctioned driverless taxis in, like, San Fran and Los Angeles? Just insane.

yeah i cannot imagine releasing autopilot, as done, to the public, but i guess we to suppose that their refusal to attempt to install any controls on the system (eg limitation of use to certain hiways) is some weird libertarian _avoid liability with this one weird trick!_, like they can just "ay driver, you got this, don't be a madman! but also, imagine the sleep you could catch up on. damn, imagine sex in the back seat while being driven by a robot. ha that's hilarious! welp. gotta go. stay tuned for downloads! you take care now!" *wink* *horrendous carnage* "damn. that's on you, i guess."

even safety systems/limits will have a certain failure rate. so do they think that placing safety systems/risks which might fail is too risky, liability wise? while letting drivers play 52 pickup is less risky to them? for automobiles?! batshit crazy. i truly cannot imagine what their regulatory counsel said to get here.

xpost Well after their major fuckups here Cruise got kicked to the curb in SF. I think the other one is still going? But I guess it actually 'works'

A friend posted from the backseat of one of those driverless SF cabs the other day and everyone was like ARE YOU NUTS GET OUT OF THERE.

Some Driverless IA car is going to solve the Trolley Problem by deciding that every pedestrian is a potential Hitler and running them all over.

better not question it if you want to be favored after the singularity

It makes me so angry that deadly technology can just be pushed out into the marketplace with no accountability. “Move fast and break things” should not include human bones crushed by unmanned automobiles.

― treeship., Wednesday, December 13, 2023 10:39 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

otm

look we’re all being v negative about tesla’s self-driving tech but i think u need to remember it’s clearly labelled as a beta version so let’s all just relax, put outlet feet up on the dashboard and veer wildly into a passing cyclist

elon's weird mom currently attacking joe biden on twitter

can't sue a beta version, very clever.

someone asked why elon’s mom needs all those dalmatians and now I can’t see her without thinking about it

elon's weird mom currently attacking joe biden on twitter

― mark s, Wednesday, December 13, 2023 12:57 PM (fifty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

aw yeah thats the stuff baby

she is really evil looking lol

Elon's mom has got it going on

I remember reading a story about a guy snoozing in his Tesla on Hwy 101 south of San Francisco, they had to chase him for 40 miles before he woke up - and thinking, 'this is not good, not good at all'

would be amazing if it was safe to do that, alas

"I am at a loss as to how customers continue to use the product not as intended. clearly this is just a few bad apples"

"for occasional relief of driving-related duties and obligations"

would be amazing if it was safe to do that, alas

we have that - they're called buses and trains

Driverless cars don't kill people, drivers sleeping in the backseat kill people.

we have that - they're called buses and trains

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, December 13, 2023 2:29 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

those are good too

buses and trains are socialism, why should my tax dollars pay for a cushy transit system that isn't very affordable and doesn't get you where you need to go quickly. only car drivers are Americans

Amtrak Joe has a spending bill he wants you to peruse

in the future a car will just be a self driving bed you jump into as it drives past

training sessions will be offered to prepare you for the jump

tuition fees may be paid in Ethereum

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