Wait, he was sent off just for that?
― imago, Monday, 18 December 2023 13:52 (six months ago) link
correct
two yellow cards in one fell swoop
― Number None, Monday, 18 December 2023 14:18 (six months ago) link
lmao
― imago, Monday, 18 December 2023 14:23 (six months ago) link
enjoyed gnev squawking about the impossibility of it all- do i not recall his being one of the former notable examples of getting two yellows in one incident previously
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 18 December 2023 14:35 (six months ago) link
Keep saying it but it’s truly remarkable that we’ve just given football to the referees (and the wider football lawmaking apparatus) to such a huge extent.
― crisp, Monday, 18 December 2023 14:37 (six months ago) link
This was funny though obviously
― crisp, Monday, 18 December 2023 14:38 (six months ago) link
Bookings for dissent are up something stupid like 80%.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Monday, 18 December 2023 14:43 (six months ago) link
not for yerman yates against us last Friday ofc
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 18 December 2023 14:48 (six months ago) link
Also I was just made aware of this
https://x.com/BeardedGenius/status/1525183326704779264
― Number None, Monday, 18 December 2023 14:50 (six months ago) link
Guy I used to work with was (in)famous for talking in an Irish accent when he was drunk - he was English btw, though probably of Irish parentage. Not that I'm suggesting Dermot Gallagher is drunk in the second clip...
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Monday, 18 December 2023 15:11 (six months ago) link
... mind you his face as red as a beetroot.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Monday, 18 December 2023 15:12 (six months ago) link
Nuno to Forest ;_;
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 16:47 (six months ago) link
Christmas has come early, for people who really love Clement Lenglet
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 22 December 2023 20:01 (six months ago) link
hearing matty cash got injured any word on if its terminal
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:36 (six months ago) link
Managed to concede an equaliser within the 50 yards it took me between pubs
― Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:39 (six months ago) link
Unclear if terminal, but self-inflicted while conceding a cynical yellow on the breakaway if that's any balm at this festive time
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:04 (six months ago) link
One of those lol @ both teams matches this one
― Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:58 (six months ago) link
i have tasted of the sauce but i am seeking yet the meat
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:59 (six months ago) link
jesus i wasn't actually prepared for how awful united are
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:08 (six months ago) link
it's almost impressive how Ten Hag has managed to plumb new depths this season
― Number None, Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:10 (six months ago) link
he has to go, but he's left the squad in a shocking state for whatever eejit we get in next
grim times
― Number None, Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:11 (six months ago) link
haven't scored a goal in nearly 400 minutes of football
― Number None, Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:13 (six months ago) link
jarrod bowen for 60 mil feels like a very united move, hopefully he'll see sense (or at least, that danny dyer gives him a pwopa talking to)
― imago, Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:14 (six months ago) link
he's outscored the entire man utd squad by a goal this season, super smashing great!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:21 (six months ago) link
won 9, lost 8 in the league this season
scored 18 goals in 18 games for a -5 goal difference
yet I still don't see Ten Hag getting sacked yet because the entire club is a fucking ghost ship
― Number None, Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:24 (six months ago) link
I know that feeling, we've got shite yank owners who appointed a diabolical chump of a manager who sets up every game like we are a l1 club playing man city in the cup. And this is is a soon-to-be l1 club who have got man city in the cup coming up - so maybe it will work for that fixture.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:29 (six months ago) link
very strangely hesitant defending to concede needlessly there
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 December 2023 16:12 (six months ago) link
romero executed for that
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 December 2023 16:19 (six months ago) link
begging for that and not sure we wont engineer dropped points here they way we are mooching about
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 December 2023 16:44 (six months ago) link
incredibly believable loss of head here
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 December 2023 16:58 (six months ago) link
Luton beating Newcastle possibly my favourite result of the season so far
― imago, Saturday, 23 December 2023 17:11 (six months ago) link
omg the Forest red card one of the worst refereeing decisions I've ever seen
― imago, Saturday, 23 December 2023 19:19 (six months ago) link
good
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 December 2023 19:23 (six months ago) link
it was against your beloved Boscombe!
― imago, Saturday, 23 December 2023 19:25 (six months ago) link
Arsenal-Liverpool has been fun
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 23 December 2023 19:27 (six months ago) link
xpmy hate-grudge against Forest is much fresher, fucking Boscombe Rovers are so far ahead of my club at this point I can't even see the fuckers with James Webb assistance!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 23 December 2023 19:29 (six months ago) link
this is all fair
― imago, Saturday, 23 December 2023 20:17 (six months ago) link
Nicolas Jackson like a PES Master League default striker snuffing every good move out at the end, Sterling like the one good real player you could afford to sign trying to do everything
Wolves still aspiring to that level of quality so far tbf
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:26 (six months ago) link
That touch in the box from sterlings cross was unforgivable.
Palmer hopefully able to work some magic still. The quality hasn’t come through but you can still see the creativity, mostly due to the lack of it from any other Chelsea players.
― H.P, Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:41 (six months ago) link
Slowly now, they are...turning the screw
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:46 (six months ago) link
sterling good?
will never accept it
a short malouda
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:49 (six months ago) link
He missed a sitter when he should have passed it
Kind of even first half in the end
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 December 2023 13:57 (six months ago) link
Best Christmas eve in the pub ever
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 December 2023 15:02 (six months ago) link
Jeff Beck has been sung
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 December 2023 15:06 (six months ago) link
congrats to nvstill not seeing how poch has improved upon potter
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 24 December 2023 15:20 (six months ago) link
or maybe 80% of the players chelsea have bought over the last 2 years are rubbish idk
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 24 December 2023 15:28 (six months ago) link
It was pretty error-strewn on both sides tbf
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 December 2023 15:32 (six months ago) link
hope your Xmas improves HP! have some barbecue
― imago, Sunday, 24 December 2023 15:55 (six months ago) link
Lol I’m about to put my cat down so it’s really not my day. Thanks for the help Chelsea! Got Japan tomorrow to hopefully raise the spirits, and baseball will be back eventually so I can forgot about this cursed sport again for another 6 months (I know I know, wrong thread)
This game was nothing unexpected, just classic Boehly Chels playing to form
― H.P, Sunday, 24 December 2023 23:47 (six months ago) link
sorry about your cat H.P
― emishi sun hack (Noodle Vague), Monday, 25 December 2023 08:03 (six months ago) link