Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

i have tasted of the sauce but i am seeking yet the meat

jesus i wasn't actually prepared for how awful united are

it's almost impressive how Ten Hag has managed to plumb new depths this season

he has to go, but he's left the squad in a shocking state for whatever eejit we get in next

grim times

haven't scored a goal in nearly 400 minutes of football

jarrod bowen for 60 mil feels like a very united move, hopefully he'll see sense (or at least, that danny dyer gives him a pwopa talking to)

he's outscored the entire man utd squad by a goal this season, super smashing great!

won 9, lost 8 in the league this season

scored 18 goals in 18 games for a -5 goal difference

yet I still don't see Ten Hag getting sacked yet because the entire club is a fucking ghost ship

I know that feeling, we've got shite yank owners who appointed a diabolical chump of a manager who sets up every game like we are a l1 club playing man city in the cup. And this is is a soon-to-be l1 club who have got man city in the cup coming up - so maybe it will work for that fixture.

very strangely hesitant defending to concede needlessly there

romero executed for that

begging for that and not sure we wont engineer dropped points here they way we are mooching about

incredibly believable loss of head here

Luton beating Newcastle possibly my favourite result of the season so far

omg the Forest red card one of the worst refereeing decisions I've ever seen

good

it was against your beloved Boscombe!

Arsenal-Liverpool has been fun

xp
my hate-grudge against Forest is much fresher, fucking Boscombe Rovers are so far ahead of my club at this point I can't even see the fuckers with James Webb assistance!

this is all fair

Nicolas Jackson like a PES Master League default striker snuffing every good move out at the end, Sterling like the one good real player you could afford to sign trying to do everything

Wolves still aspiring to that level of quality so far tbf

That touch in the box from sterlings cross was unforgivable.

Palmer hopefully able to work some magic still. The quality hasn’t come through but you can still see the creativity, mostly due to the lack of it from any other Chelsea players.

Slowly now, they are...turning the screw

sterling good?

will never accept it

a short malouda

He missed a sitter when he should have passed it

Kind of even first half in the end

Best Christmas eve in the pub ever

Jeff Beck has been sung

congrats to nv
still not seeing how poch has improved upon potter

or maybe 80% of the players chelsea have bought over the last 2 years are rubbish idk

It was pretty error-strewn on both sides tbf

hope your Xmas improves HP! have some barbecue

Lol I’m about to put my cat down so it’s really not my day. Thanks for the help Chelsea! Got Japan tomorrow to hopefully raise the spirits, and baseball will be back eventually so I can forgot about this cursed sport again for another 6 months (I know I know, wrong thread)

This game was nothing unexpected, just classic Boehly Chels playing to form

sorry about your cat H.P

yep

Why doesn't Maatsen get a look in?

you love to see it

Forest's got Wood

ive been taken up in the kitchen all day but am currently enjoying the feeling that burnley might get a bit of joy as this game goes on

This has to do it for Ten Hag surely

where are the professional footballers employed by united as defenders

If uh Leander Dendoncker wants to score a backheel flick it doesn't matter how good your defenders are

Blatant free kick routine plagiarism from Utd, an FA charge is sure to follow

three points from everton

id have said red on a few counts but id have been wrong tbf

too soon tbh

great finish

classic case of a player who needed one to blunce up so that he hadnt time to think

cunts

Papering over the cracks but delightful all the same

nah thats the eth era lit just in time to hasten the demise of angeball

only the seventh "United are back, baby" of the season so far