Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

just end this please I've had my fill

good win, also very funny

I want 5 it's the holidays

Gary O'Neil has had quite the 2023

i mean how can that be a handball for city

smashed from a minisecond away

unit of distance that it takes a Mini to travel from a standing start in 1 second

the classic smartarse and hide

I thought something was feeling right in the world when I woke up this morning

That Muddy goal…. Could Chels actually maybe be like, an alright attacking team? In the year of 2024? Good lord have mercy at the thought!

Also that pen was warranted, will die on this hill

yeah it was a penalty, not in dispute

it was imo a pen, the first touch buys the chelsea player space and opportunity and the defender takes him out

foul anywhere else on pitch

man city handball pen cannot be a pen

this is absolutely going to be one of those games where you could not guess that these lads were professional footballers in x position if you didnt know already

case in point

Welcome commentary outing for 'agricultural'

called it btw

four of the lads starting tonight should not still be here to do this and im adding another three names to that list tonight

a monumental performance, in as much as the seagulls have shat all of over them

youve worked harder than anyone we have there

but to no better effect

pack of fucking cunts

brighton somehow ending up the more embarrassed of the two teams as i'm sure biscuits will shortly remind us

Sitting in my flat I could actually hear the crowd at the Emirates - which isn't always the case - but I haven't heard a peep out of them for well over an hour.

brighton somehow ending up the more embarrassed of the two teams as i'm sure biscuits will shortly remind us

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You could hear the dissatisfaction radiating off the crowd in the final 10 minutes

Thought comments were a bit overly kind on the braveness of Spurs' late fightback idk

*commentary

otm

Was at the game in the home end. Was on the cusp of leaving to avoid the worst of the trains when Veliz scored. Lovely to see his reaction to his first PL goal. The last 20 mins combined with the Arse result made this much less painful.

João Pedro v Emerson Royal was a mismatch. And James Milner was very good which was disappointing.

Extremely here for these battling luton defeats

Big game for you lot today isn't it

Ya

can't believe i missed the game for a birthday party

sounds like we could've had at least six today, great time to lose at least two key first teamers for a month

Hearing rumblings that the penalty was soft, and Diego Carlos certainly looked lucky to not get a straight red for handball, but nonetheless Villa edge back into the top half and will perhaps feel they can now begin to look up the table rather than nervously over their shoul

more like five Hag

Bounce forestcast for 30/12/2023: Forest's new manager bounce is in swing, United's New Owner/Head of Doping bounce is already stuttering, Everton's Grievance Bounce appears to be comprehensively over (but with some despicable in-over-their-head chancers up next at home in the league)

"forestcast", hmm

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James: This is so bad. No clue no plan no identity anymore and no desire. It’s so bad. The 3-2 versus Cilla papered over the cracks again. ETH needs to be moved on. The players don’t understand him and what he wants. So obvious. Disgusting how the richest club in the world has the worst elite team.

surprise, surprise

watching motd highlights and im enjoying villa this season but theyre still a dirty fuckin team arent they

also why is dion naked from the waist up

I don't think Villa were particularly dirty during the run earlier in the season where they were just blowing everyone away by half time, but when injuries and suspensions start to bite and Diego Carlos is starting every game it gets ugly, yes

tbf burnley also putting in crunchers in the same highlights

watkins is so good

enjoying dublin/keown analysis pairing

whats michael oliseh doing still at palace btw

Were Chelsea the main team in for him before? Figured he just decided to wait

I went to Palace-Brighton the other week and got a good look at him and Mitoma but it was regrettably a game of few incidents

JP Mateta is a fascinating demi-Big, I swear for one of the Palace goals on Saturday the MOTD commentary enthusiastically credited him for a dummy on a ball he'd just failed to control

ive always presumed he was a computer generated squad filler with that name tbh

fucking hell cunha did well not to be squashed in scoring that goal

possibly- quite likely actually - im projecting my own physical frailty onto the players today

assistant in the wolves game by some distance the most attractive official in the country there, like a pocket sized jamie dornan

i dunno if thats a pen i dunno

hes actually gone down in a different phase of play

its 2024 and the technology isnt available to detect and mute jim beglin this future is a crock of shite

not sure at what point you have to downgrade Darwin Nunez from Deluxe Andy Carroll to Ersatz Andy Carroll

thats the worst ref decision of 2024 close the books now