If you were really rich, would you have a urinal installed in your home bathroom?

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Hmm.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Is no one concerned by the fact that the baby in that picture has NO GENETALIA????

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

What would be really tacky would be a mirrored urinal, so you could look at your schlong while urinating. I guess a gold urinal would be pretty reflective.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i was at a wedding reception at maxime's de paris and they had mirrors in back of the urinals so you could clearly see your schlong and the schlongs of those around you WTF

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I would have engineered for me a DIAMOND URINAL inside which were contained the SOULS of the 3000 AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT DIED TO MINE SAID DIAMONDS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, ams, that's why you keep your eyes leveled on the wall and never under any circumstances drop them anywhere near wang level.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

But you gotta check out your own wang. For self-assurance that it's still there, and even aesthetic appreciation.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha, next time I'm in a public restroom, this is what's gonna happen:

*walk up to urinal directly next to whatever other man is in there
*drop trou
*assume usual looking-forward-not-talking stance
*glance down at manhood
*do a double take
*exclaim "man, I'm fucking HUGE today!"
*tap the guy next to me "wow man, you've got to see this"
(*get shit beat out of me, wake up from coma six months later*)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i was at a wedding reception at maxime's de paris and they had mirrors in back of the urinals so you could clearly see your schlong and the schlongs of those around you WTF

Perhaps this was to facilitate the peeing contests of which the French are so fond ("les marathons de pi-pi").

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

except this was in chicago

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

MAXIMES DE PARIS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

A home urinal with a lid. What's the fucking point?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Je4nne ƒury, surely that baby is too young to have genitalia yet?

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't like to look too hard the first time.

Now you've made me stare at a baby's crotch on the internet for a good half-minute. I hate you.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I've always wanted to - totally - drop trou in the bathroom. Take off the belt and boxers, let the pants fall to the floor. Stand with my bare-ass exposed and pee, jiggling my ass for maximum effect. Never had the guts, tho.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess a gold urinal would be pretty reflective.

I thought gold wasn't reflective. Which is why well-to-do vampires have goldware instead of silverware.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus, just lock the bathroom door if you're that worried, jeremy.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Err, forgot to mention that I want to do this in public.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

in a urinal, somewhere crowded.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

do it at a jail urinal.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

You're not wanking as you write this, are you?

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

not to the best of my knowledge.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think that's quite definite enough for me.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, if I said "NO!!!!!" it might look a little too emphatic.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I've always wanted to - totally - drop trou in the bathroom. Take off the belt and boxers, let the pants fall to the floor

I used to know a retarded boy who did this in high school. The rest of us just got used to it.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha! Ha! I had a Downs Syndrome kid in my elementary who did this, too, and I think that's where I got the idea.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to know a boy who kept his hands down his pants except when he was wiping his nose or running around the playground waving his arms being a dragon.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

And no, that boy was not me.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

The test's phallacy

Best misspelling ever. Or did he do it on purpose?

Come again? I don't understand the thrust of your comment.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

That boy is about 80% of ILE, don't feel shame.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is my favorite child, the apple of my eye.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

I've got one now.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 13 June 2005 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

classic, no more splashing on the seat. also you get to put them yellow cubes in it.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

: o

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Urinals use a lot less water than toilets per flush. It's environmentally more friendly and one would suppose more economical.

― dewey, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.exego.net/notes/gadi/user/Urinal%20-%20mouth.jpg

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://regressoaofuturo4.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Marcel%20Duchamp%20-%20Toilet%20ready-made%20-%20Dada-Movement%20-%201917%20-T1.JPG

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I would do this in a second.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I already own a urinal. It looks like this:

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9639/backyardjuly20041pt.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

exactly 1 gallon/3.8LPF !!!

also, i think one of these'd be nice:

http://img.urinal.net/mcsorleys/mcsorleys-urinal.med.JPG

and:

"If I am already nude I sit, but I do it facing the tank, like I did when I first learned to pee in the big kids toilet. "

i thought i was the only one who did that!

also, i would do it.

― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd like to have a men's pee room for the guys in my family (and I am the only female, including the dogs)—an entirely tiled closet with a hole in the floor and showerheads all round that would come on automatically after each use.
That's how I would spend my personal fortune.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR THE FAMILY PEE ROOM? YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOVE YOUR OWN FAMILY'S PEE?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I may not be rich, but I've got a urinal in my house, in a small bathroom not far removed from the dining room. the oddest thing about it is that the bathroom doesn't have a normal door. instead, it's got one of those swinging western bar-style door that goes from roughly my knee to shoulder. so, while my guests are over for dinner, I can relieve myself without missing leaving the conversation. classy!

― tobo (tobo), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

that is very clever

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Pleasant Plains OTM. Peeing outdoors is so very enjoyable.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

The joy of my childhood in the Sierras was walking onto the front porch to pee on the 'lawn'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought i was the only one who did that!

We accept you, we accept you, one of us, one of us!

I too used to pee outside my door in high scholl - my bedroom was in a converted garage. But I was out there late one summer during the day and it stank! I learned not to pee there in the summer (no rain for months in So Cal).

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Unnecessary synonym for urinate: micturate, also derived from Latin, and meaning precisely the same thing.

― M. V. (M.V.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

an ex-plumber from new york married into one of the wealthiest families in michigan. he got into refurbishing houses. he was very proud of putting 12 bathrooms in a ~4000 sq ft house. no urinals, but i'm sure that's only because he didn't think of it. tackiness... didn't seem to bother him. (here's his pool.)

― Matt B. (Matt B.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

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