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Tim's dyslexia hitting all new highs during the Mean Girls segment

frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2024 06:03 (nine months ago) link

calling it now there's about to be a massive forklift accident

frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2024 15:30 (nine months ago) link

if you were afraid of swimming at night before this movie, you're REALLY gonna be afraid of swimming at night after this movie

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 11 January 2024 15:32 (nine months ago) link

So is G. Amato senile, or is that my head canon?

Pat Methamphetamine Trio (is this anything?) (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 11 January 2024 16:30 (nine months ago) link

seems like he's swindled Tim into pulling 16 hour shifts, perhaps he's senile like a fox

frogbs, Thursday, 11 January 2024 20:24 (nine months ago) link

gotta hand it to tim for coming up with a completely new and exponentially more delusional way of killing himself every season

ivy., Thursday, 11 January 2024 20:30 (nine months ago) link

what do i know tho, i am just a doubter and hater who has no knowledge of the nutritionally complete diet offered by constant exposure to raw sunlight

(can't wait for a cloudy day this season)

ivy., Thursday, 11 January 2024 20:33 (nine months ago) link

loving greg and his antithesis this season

nxd, Friday, 12 January 2024 10:24 (nine months ago) link

"it's woke, but that's par for the course these days..."

glumdalclitch, Friday, 12 January 2024 15:50 (nine months ago) link

omfg episode 3 destroyed me

ivy., Wednesday, 17 January 2024 22:06 (nine months ago) link

I love Greg’s chemistry with Kylie.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 22:21 (nine months ago) link

that's not hitler that's manny

c u (crüt), Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:18 (nine months ago) link

do you all sub to hei network or is there a free way to watch this and I’m stupid?

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:30 (nine months ago) link

I subscribe, as you should too! But you can listen to the audio version as a podcast, if you like ads for Carraba’s every seconds (part of the joke).

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:32 (nine months ago) link

thought so, just checking. I unsubbed to save some money with the intent of signing back up and catching up after a season or so

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 18 January 2024 00:37 (nine months ago) link

You all have to listen to the podcast this week

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 18 January 2024 03:35 (nine months ago) link

perfect episode

nxd, Thursday, 18 January 2024 15:38 (nine months ago) link

ok the detail that is killing me this season is how every one of the "Joey's Take" bits use the same camera angles in nearly the same order

very funny that of all the insane and deeply hurtful shit Tim says to Gregg the only thing that's stuck with him is him saying he hasn't seen Sully. like his entire credibility is on the line.

and yeah amazing episode made me laugh out loud probably a dozen times. maybe most at Tim's phone playing the On Cinema theme song in the middle Gregg's segment

frogbs, Saturday, 20 January 2024 06:18 (nine months ago) link

You all have to listen to the podcast this week

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, January 17, 2024 10:35 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

my god... it's full of stars

ivy., Saturday, 20 January 2024 06:40 (nine months ago) link

The Platonic ideal of free audio podcasts

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 20 January 2024 20:17 (nine months ago) link

Love how Gregg will be friends with literally anyone who shows the slightest interest in watching cruddy movies on home video (kaili with the potter dvds obv but also offering to lend joey the popcorn classic bc he politely feigned interest)

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Saturday, 20 January 2024 20:35 (nine months ago) link

oh wow you weren't kidding about the podcast this week. it made me feel like I was going insane. what the hell are they going to do for the rest of the episodes??

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:22 (nine months ago) link

imagine someone who's never heard of On Cinema searching for movie podcasts and stumbling upon this

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 January 2024 16:25 (nine months ago) link

honestly I'm just really impressed by all the format-busting stuff this show does, I still think about that Oscar Special where Gregg put up his archival website with the backup copy of Tim's crash hidden away in some folder knowing that people would discover it in real time

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 04:53 (nine months ago) link

Yeah that was an amazing moment, was that only last year's Oscars?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 14:24 (nine months ago) link

omg another amazing episode

ivy., Wednesday, 24 January 2024 18:50 (nine months ago) link

love the inexplicable shot of joey's crotch during joey's take

ivy., Wednesday, 24 January 2024 18:56 (nine months ago) link

"directed by charles stone one one one... charles stone 3"

ivy., Wednesday, 24 January 2024 18:56 (nine months ago) link

My body is producing lithium now.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 19:08 (nine months ago) link

How this show manages to get better and better is nuts.

Allen (etaeoe), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 19:09 (nine months ago) link

the last two Oscar Specials especially, I recently rewatched them both and it's nuts they were able to do them live. that something so funny could turn into a riveting drama by the end is really amazing, like that "oh shit oh shit I dunno if I can watch this" feeling is something I associate with like, Breaking Bad

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 19:18 (nine months ago) link

my son Tim Highway

waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 19:33 (nine months ago) link

I checked out the podcast and was fooled at first... "hmm, five ads in a row?" But once the overlapping commercials started I had to excuse myself from my desk as I was suppressing laughter.

blatherskite, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 20:38 (nine months ago) link

the power of mercy

c u (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2024 00:02 (nine months ago) link

Latest Podcast episode has me reeling:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/on-cinema-on-demand/id1723876813

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 25 January 2024 01:19 (nine months ago) link

Had a lovely night out with my step-niece at the Marlon Wayans show in Morongo. Dinner at Carraba’s didn’t disappoint. We shared the Champagne Chicken and Lobster Ravioli.

avoid boring people, Thursday, 25 January 2024 04:03 (nine months ago) link

this is the best podcast i've ever listened to, no contest

ivy., Thursday, 25 January 2024 04:38 (nine months ago) link

Just reminding you there’s only a few days left to shop for me
Hello? Ma!

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 25 January 2024 20:36 (nine months ago) link

Amato con dot con

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:18 (nine months ago) link

He really is Tim’s dad!

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 25 January 2024 23:18 (nine months ago) link

okay more than ever I gotta know what G Amato's deal is

frogbs, Saturday, 27 January 2024 04:01 (nine months ago) link

oh my god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWsoQLYZ1X8

frogbs, Monday, 29 January 2024 05:13 (nine months ago) link

i’m already a big corwinhead

ivy., Monday, 29 January 2024 05:18 (nine months ago) link

wait a second is that the kid who played young Decker

frogbs, Monday, 29 January 2024 14:52 (nine months ago) link

yeh he was in one of the more recent Oscar specials

nxd, Monday, 29 January 2024 14:54 (nine months ago) link

hah, amazing twist of events

sure seems like the relatively good vibes of the first 4 episodes is about to come to a crashing halt. surprised it took this long.

frogbs, Monday, 29 January 2024 17:47 (nine months ago) link

corwin brings an exciting youthful energy to the band

lag∞n, Monday, 29 January 2024 19:30 (nine months ago) link

Emergency! new episode drops one day early!

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:48 (nine months ago) link

Okay they found a way to top the last audio podcast

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 01:48 (nine months ago) link

one of my favorite running jokes is the face LaRue makes when he's asked the results of an investigation he clearly didn't do

frogbs, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 03:06 (nine months ago) link


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