rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

swing down sweet chariot stop and you let me die

I have no kick against modern jabs
Unless they try to kill you too darn fast
And change the beauty of the penalty
Until it feels just like some chemistry

he's probably on a near-lethal dose of adderall everyday, running here and there, ping ping ping pewww whoosh

Sununu: If he is off the teleprompter he can't keep a cogent thought. I worked with him closely. He is not the same guy. He is nearly 80 years old.
 
Faulkner: 77.
 
Sununu: That’s nearly 80. We'll do math later. pic.twitter.com/CENKQ1gQBK

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 23, 2024

Of the two observations Sununu made, Trump's age is "nearly" irrelevant.

"We are an institute in a powerful death penalty" will make exactly zero difference to his supporters, who effortlessly extract his intended meaning when he says this kind of nonsense. What matters to them is the tune not the lyrics.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, January 23, 2024 10:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

well I'm not really sure what the intended meaning here is unless it's just him going "this country sucks now" which I don't think is exactly gonna be a winning message. regardless I think the point is that Trump's 2016 victory had a lot to do with the fact that he was actually a pretty good showman who understood the art of shitposting and (accidentally?) said funny things all the time. now not only does he often talk like he's having a stroke but more often than not he's just boring. what was the last Trump phrase that entered the common vernacular? "Perfect phone call"? I think this shit really does matter! GOP voters obviously don't care about policy, what they care about is entertainment. now that DeSantis is out and we're finding the "war on woke" doesn't really mean that much to GOP voters, what exactly are they gonna run on? "I'm above the law and might turn into Hitler"?

hasn't "this country sucks now" always been his message? what else could MAGA mean?

yes but there was also the whole "I can fix it because I'm a very successful businessman who will be CEO of America" angle which I think actually did play well but he can't exactly run on that anymore

I think "three paragraphs of bullshit" was some 2016 level material

but he can't exactly run on that anymore

You should be otm here, but I think you are overestimating the MAGA crowd. My Trumper uncle to this day still swears the man is a business genius and he's only had trouble in recent years because WITCH HUNT.

Plus he's still hated by the right people, can't disregard "enemy of my enemy" even amid Trump's diminished imp of the perverse

Trump doesn't have to run on the issues any more than he did the first time. He'll get his votes simply for being Trump and for being the Republican nominee. It's become a running joke that reporters will ask Trump voters what they like most about him and they answer 'he was a great president', but when asked to name any specific accomplishments they just mumble and can't name anything he did. Even if he's visibly babbling nonsense and never proposes one achievable policy goal during the entire campaign he will still win at least 30 states.

he stole fucking everything

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan_1980_presidential_campaign#/media/File:Let

Aimless, did the interviews of which you speak take place in diners?

I can only comprehend political opinions that are expressed in front or Formica and coffee.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/maga.jpeg

As far as I can determine, this is a for-real, unretouched photo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_yQ8qCXIAA-Njs.jpg

Do we have a photos that effortlessly sum up 2024 thread yet?

plot twist: the makeup is the pink bit

I'm not really sure what the intended meaning here

"I will put all of your enemies to death."

He looks so happy and healthy, like he just got back from vacation.

immediately started thinking of Shoresy dialogue bc of that pic… "Is your whole body that color? Even your junk?"

He made fun of DeSantis for eating pudding with his fingers but this dude just puts his whole face in the bowl

he wants to experience what it's like for people of color

Please do not raise the subject of his junk

And also please don't raise his junk

Just to be clear

The world has already heard too much about it

It would probably take a crane to raise his junk.

That's probably what Leatherface looks like when he takes off his mask.

(And not that different from Leatherface with the mask on.)

It's like he's ready for a soft reboot of "Soul Man"

It's like he watched someone test an atomic bomb but didn't bother with the sunblock.

It's like he was attached to the human caterpillar and just now managed to free his face.

xp Goes along with looking at an eclipse with his unprotected eyes.

it's a centipede, not a caterpillar

Trust the grasshopper on this, the grasshopper knows

But he was still hungry.

the Very Human Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Human Centipede

“ the Very Human Caterpillar”

I don’t know why this has been laughing so hard

has *me*

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux) at 3:44 23 Jan 24

It would probably take a crane to raise his junk


They Might Be Giants wrote a song about this

feel like the Doozers surely got the right size crane for the job

https://toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/doozers.jpg

a total eclipse of the junk

glad to see the Trumps's Gonna Win thread is such good spirits

weird things happen to your face when you huff your own farts on the reg

You don't have to rub it in

That’s how you get the patina

the joe tacopatina, if you will

Whistlin' for the dogs

Donald Trump didn’t shy away from several Qanon chants that erupted throughout the last leg of his New Hampshire campaign on Monday.

During a quiet moment of the rally, attendees engaged in a bit of call-and-response with the GOP front-runner, shouting things at Trump for his reactions.

“Where we go one, we go all,” erupted the crowd in a QAnon chant that’s frequently abbreviated to WWG1WGA in online messaging boards like 4chan, where the cult began.

Trump then smiled and nodded, scanning his audience.

“Free the January 6-ers,” shouted one of the attendees.

“We will,” Trump responded, pointing back at her.

Haley whiffed it seems

CONTAINMENT THREAD ACTIVATE

I seriously think the dude is gonna keel over soon

From your lips, sleeve …