rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

I think "three paragraphs of bullshit" was some 2016 level material

but he can't exactly run on that anymore

You should be otm here, but I think you are overestimating the MAGA crowd. My Trumper uncle to this day still swears the man is a business genius and he's only had trouble in recent years because WITCH HUNT.

Plus he's still hated by the right people, can't disregard "enemy of my enemy" even amid Trump's diminished imp of the perverse

Trump doesn't have to run on the issues any more than he did the first time. He'll get his votes simply for being Trump and for being the Republican nominee. It's become a running joke that reporters will ask Trump voters what they like most about him and they answer 'he was a great president', but when asked to name any specific accomplishments they just mumble and can't name anything he did. Even if he's visibly babbling nonsense and never proposes one achievable policy goal during the entire campaign he will still win at least 30 states.

he stole fucking everything

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Reagan_1980_presidential_campaign#/media/File:Let

Aimless, did the interviews of which you speak take place in diners?

I can only comprehend political opinions that are expressed in front or Formica and coffee.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/maga.jpeg

As far as I can determine, this is a for-real, unretouched photo.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_yQ8qCXIAA-Njs.jpg

Do we have a photos that effortlessly sum up 2024 thread yet?

plot twist: the makeup is the pink bit

I'm not really sure what the intended meaning here

"I will put all of your enemies to death."

He looks so happy and healthy, like he just got back from vacation.

immediately started thinking of Shoresy dialogue bc of that pic… "Is your whole body that color? Even your junk?"

He made fun of DeSantis for eating pudding with his fingers but this dude just puts his whole face in the bowl

he wants to experience what it's like for people of color

Please do not raise the subject of his junk

And also please don't raise his junk

Just to be clear

The world has already heard too much about it

It would probably take a crane to raise his junk.

That's probably what Leatherface looks like when he takes off his mask.

(And not that different from Leatherface with the mask on.)

It's like he's ready for a soft reboot of "Soul Man"

It's like he watched someone test an atomic bomb but didn't bother with the sunblock.

It's like he was attached to the human caterpillar and just now managed to free his face.

xp Goes along with looking at an eclipse with his unprotected eyes.

it's a centipede, not a caterpillar

Trust the grasshopper on this, the grasshopper knows

But he was still hungry.

the Very Human Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Human Centipede

“ the Very Human Caterpillar”

I don’t know why this has been laughing so hard

has *me*

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux) at 3:44 23 Jan 24

It would probably take a crane to raise his junk


They Might Be Giants wrote a song about this

feel like the Doozers surely got the right size crane for the job

https://toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/doozers.jpg

a total eclipse of the junk

glad to see the Trumps's Gonna Win thread is such good spirits

weird things happen to your face when you huff your own farts on the reg

You don't have to rub it in

That’s how you get the patina

the joe tacopatina, if you will

Whistlin' for the dogs

Donald Trump didn’t shy away from several Qanon chants that erupted throughout the last leg of his New Hampshire campaign on Monday.

During a quiet moment of the rally, attendees engaged in a bit of call-and-response with the GOP front-runner, shouting things at Trump for his reactions.

“Where we go one, we go all,” erupted the crowd in a QAnon chant that’s frequently abbreviated to WWG1WGA in online messaging boards like 4chan, where the cult began.

Trump then smiled and nodded, scanning his audience.

“Free the January 6-ers,” shouted one of the attendees.

“We will,” Trump responded, pointing back at her.

Haley whiffed it seems

CONTAINMENT THREAD ACTIVATE

I seriously think the dude is gonna keel over soon

From your lips, sleeve …

to the HUMAN CATERPILLAR

When I was in college, there was an elderly couple who audited the same History 101 and 102 classes I was taking. Turns out they were Germans who lived during the war in Berchtesgaden. We learned this when they shared their story one day. Talking about Hitler's survival of the 20 July assassination attempt thanks to the intervening table leg, she observed, not at all ironically, that "The Devil saved him."

Serious Question: What happens to the GOP nomination if Trump kicks it before naming a running mate (pending that he hasn't named someone by the last primaries and passes on before the convention)?

Everyone else is back in the race? If it happens before the convention we'll see crazy scrambling for position, if after I'm not sure how it'll be resolved.

Smoke-filled room

Serious Question: What happens to the GOP nomination if Trump kicks it before naming a running mate (pending that he hasn't named someone by the last primaries and passes on before the convention)?

It's up to the RNC.

So Weekend At Trumpies then?

C. Grisso, running mate is not a legally or constitutionally binding thing. Vice President is.

Theoreticallly the Electoral College could vote for a dead person. Or an imprisoned person. Then things would just have to play out.

There are not a lot of precedents. The closest one I can think of is Jean Carnahan, who became a Senator when her husband died shortly before the election. It was too late to change the ballot so he was elected posthumously, with the understanding that his wife would fill his seat.