rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

He made fun of DeSantis for eating pudding with his fingers but this dude just puts his whole face in the bowl

he wants to experience what it's like for people of color

Please do not raise the subject of his junk

And also please don't raise his junk

Just to be clear

The world has already heard too much about it

It would probably take a crane to raise his junk.

That's probably what Leatherface looks like when he takes off his mask.

(And not that different from Leatherface with the mask on.)

It's like he's ready for a soft reboot of "Soul Man"

It's like he watched someone test an atomic bomb but didn't bother with the sunblock.

It's like he was attached to the human caterpillar and just now managed to free his face.

xp Goes along with looking at an eclipse with his unprotected eyes.

it's a centipede, not a caterpillar

Trust the grasshopper on this, the grasshopper knows

But he was still hungry.

the Very Human Caterpillar

The Very Hungry Human Centipede

“ the Very Human Caterpillar”

I don’t know why this has been laughing so hard

has *me*

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux) at 3:44 23 Jan 24

It would probably take a crane to raise his junk


They Might Be Giants wrote a song about this

feel like the Doozers surely got the right size crane for the job

https://toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/doozers.jpg

a total eclipse of the junk

glad to see the Trumps's Gonna Win thread is such good spirits

weird things happen to your face when you huff your own farts on the reg

You don't have to rub it in

That’s how you get the patina

the joe tacopatina, if you will

Whistlin' for the dogs

Donald Trump didn’t shy away from several Qanon chants that erupted throughout the last leg of his New Hampshire campaign on Monday.

During a quiet moment of the rally, attendees engaged in a bit of call-and-response with the GOP front-runner, shouting things at Trump for his reactions.

“Where we go one, we go all,” erupted the crowd in a QAnon chant that’s frequently abbreviated to WWG1WGA in online messaging boards like 4chan, where the cult began.

Trump then smiled and nodded, scanning his audience.

“Free the January 6-ers,” shouted one of the attendees.

“We will,” Trump responded, pointing back at her.

Haley whiffed it seems

CONTAINMENT THREAD ACTIVATE

I seriously think the dude is gonna keel over soon

From your lips, sleeve …

to the HUMAN CATERPILLAR

When I was in college, there was an elderly couple who audited the same History 101 and 102 classes I was taking. Turns out they were Germans who lived during the war in Berchtesgaden. We learned this when they shared their story one day. Talking about Hitler's survival of the 20 July assassination attempt thanks to the intervening table leg, she observed, not at all ironically, that "The Devil saved him."

Serious Question: What happens to the GOP nomination if Trump kicks it before naming a running mate (pending that he hasn't named someone by the last primaries and passes on before the convention)?

Everyone else is back in the race? If it happens before the convention we'll see crazy scrambling for position, if after I'm not sure how it'll be resolved.

Smoke-filled room

Serious Question: What happens to the GOP nomination if Trump kicks it before naming a running mate (pending that he hasn't named someone by the last primaries and passes on before the convention)?

It's up to the RNC.

So Weekend At Trumpies then?

C. Grisso, running mate is not a legally or constitutionally binding thing. Vice President is.

Theoreticallly the Electoral College could vote for a dead person. Or an imprisoned person. Then things would just have to play out.

There are not a lot of precedents. The closest one I can think of is Jean Carnahan, who became a Senator when her husband died shortly before the election. It was too late to change the ballot so he was elected posthumously, with the understanding that his wife would fill his seat.

dead precedents

OK I liked my old DN a lot but I gotta give it up for that

(Also, yr con law nerds know that the original idea was that whoever came in second would become VP. And there was a standing assumption that many elections would be decided in Congress.)

I seriously think the dude is gonna keel over soon

― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, January 23, 2024 8:47 PM (yesterday)

this is my theory for why haley won't quit for a couple of months

yeah what's the downside? she doesn't have the votes but she has enough rich people who want someone who's not Trump and isn't an obvious loser, why not give it some time and see if something happens?

I just saw an old quote where Trump talks about Steve Reich in one of his books. It was probably his ghostwriter but fun to imagine Donny cueing up "It's Gonna Rain" in the Mar-A-Lago ballroom for a group of car dealership magnates and trying to get them into it.

https://www.axios.com/2024/01/25/trump-2024-campaign-republican-nominee

Giving him too much credit.

Maybe, but on a personal note I admit I'm envious. I am a very flawed and strange person too. (Not in the sane ways, but still.) I, too, wish I were surrounded by disciplined professionals who could insulate me from any serious consequences for my erratic behavior.

That used to be cited as part of the Trumpian appeal: houses, planes, hot wives, gold toilets, one's own TV show - stuff that the MAGA crowd wished they had.

Now it's transmuted into something else: impunity. Freedom to be the asshole you've always wanted to be, and let your dickish flag fly high, and be rewarded for it instead of punished.

There's a common fallacy out there that success must be the results of either being smart or working hard, and I can understand why it's a difficult thing to shake off if you're a political journalist and you imagine that you're working and living in a meritocracy where you think you've been successful due to your intelligence and hard work.

booming posts those last two

You raise a good point, CaAL. Elite journalism has, basically, collapsed to just the Post and the Times and a few online outlets. There used to be more options, but many/most have gone extinct.

I wonder if it's suffering from some of the same demographics as NYC book publishing. Who gets jobs? People who have been interns. Who can be interns? People with families with money. It dramatically affects whose voices get heard and whose words get published.

And yeah, pure meritocracy is a common fantasy for such individuals (I speak from much bitter experience here).

I've a few friends who work at WaPo and NYT: reporters, page designers. They're not stars by any means but they aren't pursuing stardom either. From what I know of a specific case he didn't benefit from meritocracy so much as work hard to whore himself as much as possible. And it worked -- until 2022 he was all over the talk shows.