Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Isn't the Amrabat thing that he went for second yellow the first time but that got upgraded to straight red? Could conceivably have mattered if Morocco had gone through.

Liverpool choosing a nice moment to find their best form in three years or so.

what the hell happened to our defending this year

probably Utd's best first half of the season. Should be 4 or 5 up

I expect we'll let you back into it though

Onana assaulting Wolves players again lol

never a pen in a million years

told you we'd let you back into it though

Ten Hag sitting on his hands as usual

ah

aaahhh

wtfff

ah what a fucking goal though

Mainoo is going to be (already is) some player

if we can win this and somehow also sell antony by midnight it wouldve been a great day

oh my god

if we can win this and somehow also sell antony by midnight it wouldve been a great day

even by his standards that was a truly abysmal cameo

clowns

We might win this?

evil

the performance of a team that only drew against these hapless makeweights in the reverse fixture

you can hit ten tonight but sadly it'll be four from a possible six versus sheffield's second club

i now see this observation has been made in the bbc live comms and am now leaving ilx

It happens to us all in the end

Wolves I am too hungover for bullshit let's go

These kits make me think of Stratego

Lol @ Chelsea

Hojlund is clicking into gear nicely

looks a very good player, have felt for him tbh

yeah

he's gotten shite service all season. Like entire matches going by without anyone finding him with a cross or a through ball

GET IN

lmao loving these deflected goals

YES

Lolsea

Poch out?

are people *still* saying that?

Mudryk's neck tatts are hideous

I was going to say I'm not sure if Poch will last the season.

Cunha with the weirdest hat trick

Game

Who is Sky Sports' co-commentator on the Brentford-MC match? That accent has fascinated me for years and I want to learn where it's from.

it's Alan Smith for me?

will throw it on now

whats alan smiths accent? leicesterish!

that should be a question mark

i never knew he was 6ft 3

south of birmingham sez wiki

will never ever understand how a cross in to that area finds a man unmarked by a centre half

i know ill sound prehistoric but fuck me, lads if ye only have one job its that

The other guy w/Smith, I think it's Seb Hutchinson. The slight introduction of a "w" sound when pronouncing r's, I'm going down a rwabbit/wrabbit hole and it seems there's some disagreement whether it's a regional accent or a slight speech impediment? Like, he just said "it's a gwreat chance"

i think speech impediment but ill give a good listen now

but tbh are you not describing smith there?

One of my daughter's best childhood friends did this and I think she got picked up a lot of pronunciations via her father who had a moderate hearing loss.

xp well they never show the booth guys talking so I don't know which one is which. I think of Smith as the play-by-play guy and Hutchinson is the deeper-voiced color commentator but maybe I have it backward.

Sorry for derail, this isn't the regional accents thread

you would not believe the derails weve had over the years, and in a lot better matches than this

enjoying reguilons crossbow arc crosses from deep

foden hat trick

feet so quick, so decisive

instructive to see what a man city goalie can do without action taken vsthe fouls out goalie has to endure without a whistle in each of our recent games

by which i mean this league is stinking and every ref is a cunt

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