hahaha oh my godalso just reading your post now CaAL :( ❤️
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 February 2024 12:43 (seven months ago) link
actually, i'm not sure how true that is. acticle says 'plan' but the picture is in past tense and then you look and the clock is different. and then you look harder and the *houses* are different. so it's obv not the same place.
― koogs, Friday, 9 February 2024 13:25 (seven months ago) link
oh, the old pic is 1935 and it IS the same place
― koogs, Friday, 9 February 2024 13:27 (seven months ago) link
KEN likes it anyway
there are few bus stops that really sum up that feeling of faded dystopic england than north greenwich’s “Millennium Leisure Park East” unless you’re talking about the next stop along, “Millennium Leisure Park West”
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 February 2024 10:33 (seven months ago) link
followed two stops later by excellent pomo contradiction Millennium Village Oval Square. no I didn't need to look that up
― imago, Monday, 12 February 2024 10:44 (seven months ago) link
Real England thread: xl bullies are child eating monstersDogs thread: xl bullies wouldn’t hurt a fly!
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 18:45 (seven months ago) link
They are also smaller dog-eating monsters.
― steely flan (suzy), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 22:04 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgQTymQSYQY
Interview with Mark Molesley of Gosport Borough
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 17:57 (seven months ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/MGHNc6T/Screenshot-2024-02-28-at-12-45-51.png
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 11:47 (six months ago) link
This happened in Glasgow but still: 'Angry families turned up to find me dressed as Willy Wonka'
The only thing that's not Real England about this is that the organisers of the event apologised and refunded everyone's money.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:50 (six months ago) link
more here: fyre festival is going well
― mark s, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:52 (six months ago) link
Also, Glasgow's not in England
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 18:52 (six months ago) link
More and more are saying this
― Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:48 (six months ago) link
'cyberflashing' lol.. dude totally looks like a cyberflasher
Court jails first person convicted of cyberflashing in England
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/mar/19/court-jails-first-person-convicted-of-cyber-flashing-in-england
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:30 (six months ago) link
Ian Beale – 2024 Wall Calendar
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:51 (six months ago) link
Becky for PM.
Hi Backy. Thanks for highlighting this, we will find the officer responsible and make sure that they are disciplined— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) April 1, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 April 2024 20:11 (five months ago) link
April Fool, and highly English
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 April 2024 20:13 (five months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKpEc7YWAAAcREG?format=jpg&name=small
can always count on the local community centre for some top class signcraft
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:18 (five months ago) link
HOtfOOD
graphic design is my passion
― mark s, Monday, 8 April 2024 12:26 (five months ago) link
It's like having an eye test
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:30 (five months ago) link
Those flags look like teeth
― if i just keep writing a plot will emerge by itself (Matt #2), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:37 (five months ago) link
one thing I've learned is that the ppl that put posters up for the line-dancing and martial arts have much better grammar and visual flair!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:42 (five months ago) link
is tombola (a) a mobile phone service for the deceased, (b) bribery of the clergy to secure a more desirable plot, or (c) a product for removing those stubborn coffin juice stains?
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Monday, 8 April 2024 12:52 (five months ago) link
I can't remember if this thread covered the Woolaston Mystery Mime Man back in 2019
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/06/25/mystery-mime-artist-vanishes-fete-goers-cash-asking-pay-guess/
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1100/format:webp/0*tsHeNEee-T-AjT8e
A self-styled "Mystery Man" who asked village fete-goers to donate money to guess his identity literally turned out to be a mystery when he vanished after pocketing their cash.Revellers at Woolaston Carnival in the Forest of Dean assumed the individual was a local resident when he wandered around the fete dressed in a full body morph suit communicating only in mime.
Revellers at Woolaston Carnival in the Forest of Dean assumed the individual was a local resident when he wandered around the fete dressed in a full body morph suit communicating only in mime.
Carnival co-ordinator Andy Morgan Watts who led the parade in his vintage car dressed as a ringmaster, said: "He just appeared."Everybody was applauding him because it seemed such a clever way of raising money,"But when he disappeared it left a bad taste because people thought they had been giving money to charity.
"Everybody was applauding him because it seemed such a clever way of raising money,"But when he disappeared it left a bad taste because people thought they had been giving money to charity.
― soref, Monday, 8 April 2024 13:03 (five months ago) link
Does anyone know about this 'Auditing' thing on YouTube (and probably elsewhere, no doubt) YT has been presenting these clips and I watched a couple but the general conceit is baffling to me.
Blokes wandering around dreary industrial estates, filming and with the seemingly sole intention of winding up the security firms, who they condescend to and occasionally have silly shoving matches, just so they can pointlessly film or fly a drone over, a completely nondescript factory or warehouse building, am I missing something?
― Maresn3st, Monday, 8 April 2024 13:04 (five months ago) link
I don't mean to use ILX as Google, but I bravely clicked on a Daily Mail article and found that it's an American trend that has found its way over here and while under the banner of 'protecting public photography and drone filming rights' it's just some excuse to boringly needle security firms and the police for YT revenue by dull pricks.
― Maresn3st, Monday, 8 April 2024 13:18 (five months ago) link
seems like just another flavour of the attention economy, couple of degrees from freemen, couple of degrees from paedo hunters
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 April 2024 13:31 (five months ago) link
One of these auditors recently came to one of our offices (not mine thankfully) to start a fight and the video i saw on Tiktok of them trying to batter a security guard is the most embarassing thing I've ever seen
― boxedjoy, Monday, 8 April 2024 17:22 (five months ago) link
They need to try it at a military base or airport, might even be tempted to watch the resulting video.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:19 (five months ago) link
the US version of this seems to be about 1st + 2nd amendment rights knuckleheads pushing white privilege to the limits by wandering about with guns in public + trying their best to provoke police interventions so they can loudly challenge them on their knowledge of constitutional rights while filming it. I don't what the hell it is doing over here!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:00 (five months ago) link
US law applies everywhere don’t ya know. During the Ottawa truckers thing there were some people asserting their “1st Amendment Rights”.
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:50 (five months ago) link
I'd guess the UK version is anti-vaxx types from Hove who got radicalised during lockdown and are now looking for that buzz again
― if i just keep writing a plot will emerge by itself (Matt #2), Monday, 8 April 2024 20:32 (five months ago) link
Racegoers fight each other as they scuffle on the second day of the Grand National Festival horse race meeting at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, north-west England (2024)#GrandNational pic.twitter.com/5F5wfCFexJ— Great British Getty Images (@shitbritishpics) April 13, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 April 2024 18:37 (five months ago) link
the video reveals it to be just a bit of playground shoving and a few soft taps exchanged and is over in seconds, the stills make it look more dramatic. I've harder hits from my son when he was 8 years old!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 13 April 2024 18:47 (five months ago) link
*had*
real scotland
This city ain’t appreciated enough pic.twitter.com/lzQOmQZOSI— J67 (@Joyce6788_) April 12, 2024
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 13 April 2024 19:10 (five months ago) link
"BLOOD-COVERED HORSES LOOSE IN LONDON"
ffs ppl
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 14:35 (five months ago) link
A common slave—you know him well by sight—Held up his left hand, which did flame and burnLike twenty torches join'd, and yet his hand,Not sensible of fire, remain'd unscorch'd.Besides—I ha' not since put up my sword—Against the Capitol I met a lion,Who glared upon me, and went surly by,Without annoying me: and there were drawnUpon a heap a hundred ghastly women,Transformed with their fear; who swore they sawMen all in fire walk up and down the streets.And yesterday the bird of night did sitEven at noon-day upon the market-place,Hooting and shrieking. When these prodigiesDo so conjointly meet, let not men say'These are their reasons; they are natural;'For, I believe, they are portentous thingsUnto the climate that they point upon.
― mark s, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 14:37 (five months ago) link
A man in a white shirt smoking a cigarette walks past a large photograph of Fish and Chips with mushy peas in a motorway service station car park on the M6. (2008) pic.twitter.com/Eg3rVrO9NW— Great British Getty Images (@shitbritishpics) April 23, 2024
this whole account maybe?
― 龜, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 15:12 (five months ago) link
I was in central London yesterday and saw a young bloke wrapped in a Sports Direct-branded flag of St George taking a piss directly over the road from a pub while outdoor drinkers watched on
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 15:35 (five months ago) link
BLOOD-COVERED HORSES LOOSE IN LONDON
this is a Current 93 album and i claim my five pounds
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 16:21 (five months ago) link
Watch: How runaway Cavalry horses caused chaos in London
I guess that Jona Lewie was unavailable.
― you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 18:26 (five months ago) link
haven't read the article but...
https://i.ibb.co/T28sNXX/20240424-172537.jpg
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 19:52 (five months ago) link
local journalism at its best
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 20:56 (five months ago) link
Over the Edge, village-style
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:04 (five months ago) link
Yarn Bomber Nan Is Back
― prog ain't no religious cult (Matt #2), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:11 (five months ago) link
nobody told me she'd gone!
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 22:56 (five months ago) link
maybe luke unabomber should've gone for luke yarn-bomber when he downgraded his dj name, could've packed out the clubs with the balearic nan contingent
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 23:10 (five months ago) link
spinning those wheels of wool
― kinder, Thursday, 25 April 2024 10:24 (five months ago) link