rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

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I just think you apologize too much for these ghouls, Alfred. Whethet Warren has changed or not is immaterial— she can say all she wants and write many more books about breaking up the big banks, but by hoarding wealth (she’s worth a surprising amount!) she is simply talking out of one side of her mouth. The appearance of virtue and principle is not borne out in any sort of reality, the most notable being that she hasn’t achieved many of her goals of breaking up the big banks. Poor people don’t need some rich white wonk in Cambridge to do bad advocacy for them!! AIPAC- funded politicians can go to hell!!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 13:52 (one year ago)

that said, sorry for being cranky. But Warren is not it.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 13:53 (one year ago)

We can do wishcasting, or we can drag sleepy ol' Joe across the finish line one more time.

Think people can very easily do both?

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 11 February 2024 13:54 (one year ago)

We will drag him as we drag him.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:06 (one year ago)

It’s only February and we’re already snarling at each other. 2024, baby!

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:16 (one year ago)

(Then again, if posters weren’t snarling at each other, it would feel weird, wouldn’t it)

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:32 (one year ago)

Bernie owns two houses wotta hypocrite

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:44 (one year ago)

There were differences in her tax plan vs Bernie’s plan— under the latter, she would have been taxed at a rate close to 50%. Under her plan, nope.

She’s a prime example of someone who has totally forgotten where she came from while exploiting those origins to dupe liberals into thinking she’s someone worth voting for.

And don’t get me started on the Indigenous ancestry stuff, which should be enough to disqualify her in any reasonable person’s mind.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:52 (one year ago)

Pocahontas amirite?

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:57 (one year ago)

But tell us how you really feel

jaymc, Sunday, 11 February 2024 14:57 (one year ago)

I don't know if you and I have the same definition of "reasonable."

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 11 February 2024 15:04 (one year ago)

Love how ILX is ever-ready to call people out on racist bullshit unless that person is a politician they happen to like.

Pretending to be Indigenous for more than two decades is egregious and totally offensive, and the only reason it didn’t ruin her career is because popular wisdom doesn’t consider Indigenous people as still-existing, and thus Indigenous concerns can be completely disregarded. If she had been pretending to be Jewish for all those years, many on ILX would be up in arms, and rightly so.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:07 (one year ago)

But she wasn't "pretending"; she believed she did have Indigenous heritage because that's what her family had told her. (And her DNA test revealed that the family story wasn't entirely baseless.) We can argue about how she chose to wield this claim during her career, but it's disingenuous to suggest that it was outright fraud.

jaymc, Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:49 (one year ago)

(argh I can't believe we are having this conversation in 2024, I regret taking the bait)

jaymc, Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:51 (one year ago)

feel like my eyes just rolled into the back of my head

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:52 (one year ago)

feel like my eyes just rolled into the back of my head

You're not the only one.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:53 (one year ago)

i cannot think of anybody who is IT, but as a former warren canvasser, i feel fine saying she is NOT going to be the candidate. that's even more than ok. i wish someone besides biden were, and as importantly, that he or his team had any idea or inclination to have made that done. here we are.

now keep warren's name off of your FILTHY FUCKING TABLE. that's joeks more about me, not you tabes, sorry, and i appreciate your sincerity and clarity.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:54 (one year ago)

even after the in joke apology that feels wrong table. i am never funny.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:56 (one year ago)

all good Hunt3r.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 16:57 (one year ago)

From a pure electability POV, I used to think Warren would have done better leaning into a "sensible conservative" image, but now I think she should have gone more "macho man randy savage."

well pretty much every candidate would see points go up if they cut things like a wrestling promo.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:02 (one year ago)

Biden could bill himself as The Flying Corpse

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:04 (one year ago)

His social media team did score a lot of points co-opting Dark Brandon which is a wrestling moniker if there ever was one

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:06 (one year ago)

That is true— his social media team is doing okay

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:08 (one year ago)

and his own comment about "memory is bad enough to call on you" was pretty live tbh

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:08 (one year ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHrOo59LCas

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:11 (one year ago)

Re: Warren, The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau - regardless of what you think of it - was something she created, worked hard on, ran, and believed in. So saying she believed in nothing isn't fair.

The indigenous ancestry thing seems like a simple mistake, based on family lore. Not evidence of malice, but a sin of omission (i.e., not looking further into how actual native folks view and conceive of their ancestry.

Despite her flaws she might have been okay if given a chance. As it happens, almost no one did. So it goes.

Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:13 (one year ago)

xp: oh man, the only thing I remember from that era is Obama struggling to straight-face "do you smell what Ba-Rack is cooking?"

re: warren, and also hillary -- they both struck me as essentially small-c conservative in temperament and background so I always thought they should have more crossover appeal with (R) voters, but that never panned out.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:20 (one year ago)

Oof Hillary has the same dead-eyed "I've buried my soul in a volcano pit to do this horseshit" look Bob Saget had every week on America's Funniest Home Videos.

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:23 (one year ago)

xp i was a bernie supporter but warren would have been an excellent president.

i don't think she was knowingly lying about being indigenous. i used to think i was part norwegian and it later turned out i wasn't.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:27 (one year ago)

there is no way to replace biden at this point with a candidate that seems legitimate to the voters. it's too late for a primary contest. this is a big problem because biden is definitely senile.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:31 (one year ago)

I supported Sanders in 2016, Warren in 2020, then realized her white-lady appeal wasn't going anywhere.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:35 (one year ago)

she was right about a lot of things. she has insight into the deep problems in our economy and our political system. it's absurd that someone like that ran, and we ended up with biden as president. he seems like a nice man, but my god this recent press conference.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:38 (one year ago)

people who are saying it wasn't that bad are in denial. biden seems like a nice guy but he sounds way older than 81.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:39 (one year ago)

the notion that one of these guys is functionally younger than the other one is so fucking delusional. literally any 16 year old person on the planet with two functional arms could beat either of these guys to death. neither of them could run four city blocks without dying. both of them are old, old men, and that's fine, I hope to be one too one day, and you know what I won't be asking you to do when I get there? take me seriously as a person who ought to have a lot of power. we're not the first country to be incredibly ridiculous about this, but with this discussion we are making our bid for being the most ridiculous. it's one thing to install guys ten years past retirement age as premier because you have a weird ass meritocracy. it's another to split hairs about which old ass man is marginally less out-of-it. and yet all my commie buds are carrying water for the trump campaign, senile old biden, yessir he's practically a vegetable, blah fucking blah.

they are old ass men who should sit down, both of them.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:53 (one year ago)

biden seems like a nice guy but he sounds way older than 81.

love this btw. can you tell me what an 81 year old sounds like and how this is different from how a 76 year old sounds, or an 84 year old

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:54 (one year ago)

where did i say that trump sounded better? i have higher expectations for democrats

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:56 (one year ago)

I'm only 81
But my mind is older

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 February 2024 17:57 (one year ago)

love this btw. can you tell me what an 81 year old sounds like and how this is different from how a 76 year old sounds, or an 84 year old

people of an extremely advanced age tend to move differently and speak differently than people who are just senior citizens. not always. some people have early onset dementia, and we have all known, like, extremely spry octogenarians. biden isn't one of them.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:00 (one year ago)

neither is mr. person man camera, and the framing that Biden is somehow more feeble-minded than trump is absurd.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:18 (one year ago)

right but trump still swaggers like an asshole which feels “strong” and biden chooses his words, which feels “weak”. this would be true regardless of their ages, but the age thing just accentuates it

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:21 (one year ago)

scared to vote, scared to run
aint no such thing as halfway octogenarians

anvil, Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:25 (one year ago)

Thank u octo

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:26 (one year ago)

Err anvil.

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:27 (one year ago)

her white-lady appeal wasn't going anywhere.

but her “old smart school teacher” vibe terrified ex jocks and shitheels ervrywhar. nuff bout that.

I guess a lot of candidate viability is just “identifying highly phobic types/groups and nullifying them.” left or right. distracti them? demoralize them? cleverly buy them?

don’t argue with them, or try to out energize them w your adherents. that cannot work ha.

so applied here, biden bought some by being old and white. and some richies by representing credit and corps in delaware. and maybe pocs by standing next to obama for a minute. and some by having a kid in military.

president infinite venn diagram, with an outlier non-overlap of “elective democracy” losers.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:47 (one year ago)

Probably the most relatable things about Biden are forgetting stuff and having an addict kid

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:50 (one year ago)

hmm yeah, addict kid, kamala vp. wheels inside of wheels venning venning dancing and dancing.

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Sunday, 11 February 2024 18:56 (one year ago)


right but trump still swaggers like an asshole which feels “strong” and biden chooses his words, which feels “weak”. this would be true regardless of their ages, but the age thing just accentuates it

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Sunday, February 11, 2024 1:21 PM (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

trump is also senile. he mixed up nikki haley and nancy pelosi, and not just the names. he criticized nikki haley, while running against her, for being in charge of capital security on january 6.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 19:05 (one year ago)

however, comparing him and biden is apples and oranges. biden is an ordinary man who is old. trump is an unhinged lunatic who acts nothing like a normal person in any way.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 19:06 (one year ago)

like, yesterday trump said that as president he would encourage russia to invade nato members if they don't pay their fair share. i guess it was a "joke"? in any case, the way he presents himself is not in any way comparable to anyone else in public life.

treeship., Sunday, 11 February 2024 19:10 (one year ago)

biden is an ordinary man who is old. trump is an unhinged lunatic who acts nothing like a normal person in any way.

ha this is actually exactly the choice.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 11 February 2024 19:15 (one year ago)


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