Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

ive watched spurs a long time but ive never seen them gutless and apathetic before

sike lol

Christ very lucky not to have conceded there

cheers for the 6 points lads

Back temporarily in top half of table

i'll take 10th and the cup tbh

Nottingham Forest appoint Mark Clattenburg as referee analyst

always paying referees are these lads

he'll do well to explain how the fuck they weren't awarded a pen when cornet clearly trod on neco williams foot yesterday. yet more var cowardice.

Hojlund's second goal today was a deceptively amazing finish

hello darkness, my old friend

Hi I'm pished but it's been a helluva afternoon

condolences, sgt

having just sat through the moral opposite (a good niw-niw) myself

knew we'd make hard work of that but pleasantly surprised we scraped out the win

8th!

strength in depth

15-year-old Wes Okoduwa takes his place on the first-team bench at Newcastle this afternoon 🙌 https://t.co/m4hxMhWeRa

— Wolves Academy (@WolvesAcademy) March 2, 2024

Plus younger Lemina!

Fuck. You spend all that time being too surgical in attack, only to get easily beaten on a counter

Shambolic defending.

spurs are a team of pretty bad footballers i think

now refs are cunts and var is stinking but the above holds true

99th minute winner for Nunez. Love that guy.

When the stream went down in added time for me, they didn't look like scoring tbh. KEEP THE FAITH

We might not lose this?

phew lucky villa didn't score in added time to further embarrass your fine club.

He's absolutely cunted that tbf

Arsenal’s biggest win is 9-1 against Grimsby in 1931. Today we might beat that.

Sheff Utd making their first sub, 3-0 down at 15 minutes.

Prick lodger we had last year is a Sheffield Utd season ticket holder, hope he's there.

Dunno how many Utd fans are still in the building. 5-0 at half time (and Saka’s hit the bar)

Just hope they don't do the boring 'taking the foot off the gas to spare the other side embarrassment' thing. No need for that if you're playing a Premiership side.

I was a little annoyed that we stopped at five ngl. Completely spoilt obviously

We haven’t in recent games to get to 4 or 5 in the end. I think the subs will be key. Jesus, Partey, ESR etc all have something to prove and if they come on to do nothing when they can really show off here.

Just as I type, Saka off and Vieira on. Sheff Utd making 3 more subs.

a very fine goal that

I just want to bottle that essence of Sheff Utd in the premiership to help me get through this life

With Partey and Vieira needing something to prove, Partey has passed to the opposition and Vieira keeps being offside. Such a shame they aren’t going for it, the second half has mostly been quite dull.

Arteta out. Absolute shambles only scoring 1 that half.

Boo!

-50 goal difference now lol

Not one to really look at football transfer gossip anymore but I just saw a story speculating that Gareth Southgate is a potential name to replace ten hag and I really really really want that to happen. A disaster waiting to happen that can truly bring the lols.

testament to a few things that he has managed england to its best success since ?robson? and diminished his started-at-average reputation in the process

If this game went on til 5pm Everton's xg would go up by double figures and their goals scored would go up by 0

Fraser getting the start. Hwang out six weeks

Fantastic, Bellegarde gets stepped on and is now down minutes later, struggling to walk on that leg

He's done. Fuck

Masterclass in not being able to clear the ball there, but lucky

Neto reaggravates his hamstring injury.

Unbelievable.

Second first half sub

Semedo also down

Cunha might be back for Coventry City match apparently

Toti bad on both sides of ball so far

GET THE FUCK IN

Ait Nouri having a fantastic match