Elon Musk

Is that another luxury EV?

yuck ycuk

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solid business plan

ran some numbers 1.8 / 2 * 3

People just love changing the email addresses that they've used for a long time. It keeps one's internet life fresh and interesting!

i just tracked down the original tweet am afraid i must report that the guy was joking, my bad

ELON MUSK’S TUNNEL REPORTEDLY OOZING WITH SKIN-BURNING CHEMICAL SLUDGE: https://futurism.com/the-byte/elon-musk-boring-company-tunnel-sludge

but enough about x the everything app amirite

"You’d be like, 'Why am I on fire?'" one person who worked on the Hyperloop tunnels told Bloomberg.

“Tesla’s German gigafactory is polluting Berlin’s drinking water”: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/musk-accused-polluting-german-rivers-132031339.html

"Musk is the ugly reflection of our collective ineptitude, apathy and stupidity": https://niedermeyer.io/2024/02/02/its-the-impunity-stupid/

(the second is from a month ago and may be a repeat; first is from yesterday)

You mean to tell me the divorced drug addict who's adopted sister had kids with his dad, has ten kids of his own from four different women, and bought Twitter for $30 billion over market while on a ketamine bender so his Nazi friends could come back has never been to therapy? pic.twitter.com/0UaX5HaOMl

— Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) March 1, 2024

These fuckin guys

BREAKING: The legal team for a shareholder who voided Elon Musk's Tesla pay package asked a Delaware judge in a Friday court filing to award them 29 million shares of the electric vehicle maker as fee, worth about $5.95 billion. https://t.co/0PiJcGs9tY

— Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt) March 1, 2024

seems fair

Don’t ask, don’t get

love my cybortruck but i think it is not good that it tries to kill me and my family if i may sir

Love @tesla and my @cybertruck but “catastrophe failure” with steering and brakes while on a road trip with wife and toddler…. Pretty pretty pretty not good. Oh and service center not open today. @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/vfvevsRsh8

— Matthew Chiarello (@ChiarelloERISA) March 3, 2024

You have a first gen platform, expect issues. It’s better to shake it out in town for at least 3-5K miles before a roadtrip.

— Saugar Maripuri (@saugarmaripuri) March 3, 2024

Early adoption problems.

— Magikarpe Diem (@Letitgoku) March 4, 2024

When you buy 1st gen products. You are inherently a beta tester…
Glad your family is ok after that.

— Daniel C Bittencourt (@danielcbit) March 4, 2024

Snort. We're all beta testers with those self-driving deathtrap behemoths on the road. I don't recall signing a release OK'ing getting hit by one of those things while they work out the kinks.

Tough this one as, as far as I can tell from the instructions leaflet, the toddler goes in the trunk.

a century of product safety law and regulation is no precedent when you are selling a cybotruck. just sellin it and being a fucking LEGEND, that's all.

and you buyer, the greater fool. sucka.

bad software has trained these people to eat shit, they like it even

Beta testing cars isn't really a thing.

lol yeah, testing cars is a thing, a thing car companies do a lot of to make sure their cars work before selling them

you can see all kinds of road testing pics online! usually they have a weird wrap on to obscure what the body looks like

the wrap is so annoying let us see the unfinished cars

A Tesla Cybertruck crashed into the Beverly Hills hotel sign last night pic.twitter.com/0rjtLGHeCj

— LA Scanner (@LAScanner) March 4, 2024

the stainless steel Yugo

You can't buy that kind of publicity!

Saw someone on Twitter say "The driver crashed because he was tweeting a woman to tell her she was wrong"

I hope the toddlers got out ok, check the glove compartment.

tbf that is a tricky intersection

beautiful photo

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seems like there could be something wrong with the cybotruck there arent that many of them out there

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They should recall the company. Hell recall Elon

Hell doesn't want him.

wheres he gonna move now

EARLY RETURNS in Austin: Jose Garza, the progressive DA whose opponent was endorsed by Elon Musk today, is up big in the early vote.

— Taniel (@Taniel) March 6, 2024

lol

Garza won in case you're wondering

“Super rich ex-wives who hate their former spouse” should filed be listed among “Reasons that Western Civilization died”

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2024

incredible

i never knew a shitstain could have such a big ego

"died" past tense.. seems to be chugging along pretty decently

I think we're starting to see the real Elon though, finally

feel like never before has wealth been this separated from self-awareness

#ExWifeGuy

The context of why he's saying that is even more important - he's bitching because someone ELSES "rich ex-wife" is... gasp... giving away all her riches to the needy!

Like, it isnt even his? Its Bezos'? Elon mate give up already, you look like a potato on legs and are nowhere near as useful.

So much of the right-wing mindset just boils down to, "They'll never take my gold heh heh hee, NEVER!"

To the extent that they hate other rich people giving money away because it might give people ideas.

What if we gave a guy whose media diet consists entirely of Joe Rogan episodes and “feminist college students gets OWNED” YouTube videos all the money in the world?

should filed be listed

Elon actually deleted that one? hah hah