Elon Musk

you can see all kinds of road testing pics online! usually they have a weird wrap on to obscure what the body looks like

the wrap is so annoying let us see the unfinished cars

A Tesla Cybertruck crashed into the Beverly Hills hotel sign last night pic.twitter.com/0rjtLGHeCj

— LA Scanner (@LAScanner) March 4, 2024

the stainless steel Yugo

You can't buy that kind of publicity!

Saw someone on Twitter say "The driver crashed because he was tweeting a woman to tell her she was wrong"

I hope the toddlers got out ok, check the glove compartment.

tbf that is a tricky intersection

beautiful photo

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreig6sxf6ilwdm5zl5batntj7ngisz7t3x7mmpzjkyktlsmekaxtomq@jpeg

seems like there could be something wrong with the cybotruck there arent that many of them out there

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:cfy5rgqvohpdqxgu2geb5u2b/bafkreias52d3oyqujxzw2gj2alzlp7esbqelyvqaqpa35hr26hz53ddekq@jpeg

They should recall the company. Hell recall Elon

Hell doesn't want him.

wheres he gonna move now

EARLY RETURNS in Austin: Jose Garza, the progressive DA whose opponent was endorsed by Elon Musk today, is up big in the early vote.

— Taniel (@Taniel) March 6, 2024

lol

Garza won in case you're wondering

“Super rich ex-wives who hate their former spouse” should filed be listed among “Reasons that Western Civilization died”

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2024

incredible

i never knew a shitstain could have such a big ego

"died" past tense.. seems to be chugging along pretty decently

I think we're starting to see the real Elon though, finally

feel like never before has wealth been this separated from self-awareness

#ExWifeGuy

The context of why he's saying that is even more important - he's bitching because someone ELSES "rich ex-wife" is... gasp... giving away all her riches to the needy!

Like, it isnt even his? Its Bezos'? Elon mate give up already, you look like a potato on legs and are nowhere near as useful.

So much of the right-wing mindset just boils down to, "They'll never take my gold heh heh hee, NEVER!"

To the extent that they hate other rich people giving money away because it might give people ideas.

What if we gave a guy whose media diet consists entirely of Joe Rogan episodes and “feminist college students gets OWNED” YouTube videos all the money in the world?

should filed be listed

Elon actually deleted that one? hah hah

even for him that's an embarrassing tweet

Mackenzie Scott should take over Twitter

https://bsky.app/profile/maxberger.bsky.social/post/3kn4wryvee226

saw the famed cybertruck "in the wild" yesterday, looked even dumbed than i'd hoped

its bulletproof so if you see one you can shoot it thats considered ok

Somebody down the hill from me has one, it looks like it needs some Easy-Off oven cleaner

I've been wrong before, but this might end up being one of the greatest laughing stock lemons of the personal car era

The Yugo is the bar and may never be dethroned. But cybertruck is the undisputed champion at its price point.

gotta give the pinto some love

cars are so much better now it would take a drugged up sleep deprived billionaire to make a really bad one

idk, at least the yugo didn't blow up like a pinto iirc? anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F02P2JO7yfc

my grandfather drove pintos for years cause the exploding problem was fixed but the name was trashed so you could get them for cheap lol

classic grandfather behavior

I saw a cybertruck on the streets last night. It's smaller than I was expecting, which made it all the more ungainly looking. Looked like something you would see in a low-budget sci-fi movie where they take all the body panels off of a suburban and replace it with a bunch of welded-on "aero" made out of commercial restaurant sinks. 100% troll move against the Musketeers - you must show your devotion by tithing $100K and literally encasing yourself in rolling embarrassment. The presumably bulletproof exterior will block most scorn and ridicule. Presumably.

what other examples are there of this precise flavor of mass devotion?

obviously there's trump, but even the people buying trump steaks don't justify it by suggesting that trump is leading humanity to the stars. and there are cults like heaven's gate etc., but none of them involved the richest person in the world

Ape NFTs

lol i guess so!

i suppose chatGPT has already created its own cohort of these

Looked like something you would see in a low-budget sci-fi movie where they take all the body panels off of a suburban and replace it with a bunch of welded-on "aero" made out of commercial restaurant sinks.

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, March 8, 2024 1:59 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

but none of them involved the richest person in the world

I know that he was for a while and he may be again but I've noticed news reports and videos continue to refer to him as such lately even when he isn't (Bernard Arnault leapfrogged him and Bezos and Zuck are close enough to Musk in supposed net worth for those three to likely be constantly overtaking each other).

trump bragging he’s richer than musk wld be fun how can we make that happen

Cybertruck is like Elon Musk's face it only looks good from one angle

what other examples are there of this precise flavor of mass devotion?

Crypto for sure, although it lacks a single figurehead.

Fittingly, though, Musk has had his hand in crypto.