“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

almost seems like misdirection to single out the Tories as they key scum targets who deserve to die these days.

If you correctly include nearly all Labour MPs in the category of "tories" then it's fair

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That's pretty wild for Farnham

How the culprit snuck up in corduroy trousers is anyone's guess

Hunt is exactly the kind of bloke who'd have done this himself for a bit of attention

OK.

London’s Canary Wharf is getting a levelling up fund allocation of £242m for extra housing… it has been impacted by the exit of some major banks in recent months…

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) March 6, 2024

Stick that up yer Red Wall.

Stick that up yer Red Wall.

🔴MID SUSSEX (Lab target 204): I hear that Dave Rowntree of the rock band Blur has been picked as candidate for this seat.

— @Tomorrow'sMPs (@tomorrowsmps) March 6, 2024

I'd definitely be voting Tory if I lived there, it's important for UK democracy that members of Blur are driven out of politics.

Haywards Heath eh? Historically that's Suede territory

one of the guys from Gomez is standing for Labour in Brighton Pavilion

Starmer Labour is the ultimate wanker-magnet

Oh blimey thats my constituency, euchh

Labour recruiting PPCs directly via the line-up bit on Never Mind The Buzzcocks

what are the odds on the drummer from gay dad being the next home secretary?

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He’s ready

Looking like the lovechild of Neil Young and Norman lamont

Gaz's outspoken views on lebensraum may be too much even for Kieth & Co

Kieth just got the nod from Bannon. "I have always been impressed with Sir Kith Starmer's intelligent and pragmatic approach to enabling uk fascism." Just made that up, but did I really?

Far-right Trump strategist Steve Bannon states he has 'always been very impressed' by Starmer pic.twitter.com/UHnUF5hlaY

— j (@jrc1921) March 6, 2024

that time when he refused to endorse Biden in 2021 has won him credibility with *checks notes* the Putin funded hard right of the Gop. But he's also supposed to be a lapdog to the US military industrial complex. He's a really incompetent political operator, whatever else you think about him.

Fuck these media idiots for giving Bannon the time of day (noticed he was on Peston a few weeks back also). Just pathetic.

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Oh Shit!! We’re FAMOUS! The FLTG struck a nerve! You all gotta read this… F this clown 🤡 https://t.co/uix7KLdh8n

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) March 6, 2024

Landill Labour

Astounding work from the TBEU lads

absolutely perfect job!

oh my god

starmer only *checks notes* 30 years out of date with this trenchant commentary. i’d suggest he get in touch with tipper gore for strategy tips

90's PMRC talking points are back baby! He's coming for Twisted Sister next.

i can’tbelieve this isn’t a joke

there was swearing! SWEARING!

I literally thought it was some TBEU joke that had somehow got Ice T's attention last night

ah soz you’re right i think it is a bit

Is it really real?!

Surely it can’t be

Women 4 Wes is a TBEU account

it's still fun spending an hour believing it's real!

It is spiritually true, nobody can deny that

that's the thing, when the parody is spiritually true, it doesn't matter how absurd or fictional it is.

That's right

Playing Keef 'Cop Killer' is the youtube reaction video we need

Signing Ice-T up for our new acronym when we get a Labour Government.

this is good but I wish TBEU had started a fight with BTS and Blackpink fans

That's... unlikely.

So let me get this straight. It marks one out as a paragon of virtue and good grace and is particularly noteworthy when you forgo a redundancy payment of £16000 for a job that you held for approx 36 hrs? And the country should be grateful for this act of benevolence?

As their feud grows, rapper Ice-T is currently liking comments on Instagram which accuse Labour leader Keir Starmer of being a paedophile, enabling Jimmy Savile, sabotaging Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership at the behest of the Israel lobby, and having “[dropped] N bombs in private”. pic.twitter.com/GYOF6ncieo

— Women for Wes (@Women4Wes) March 7, 2024

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they are killing it