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Corwin is not doing a damn thing

Well this must be the Vic Berger segment

Pinocchio montage still the pinnacle but I was creasing

Damn Tim’s version is actually great

I just assumed the fix was gonna be in with the guest judges this is so much funnier

Oh no

Oh no Gregg don’t fucking do this

I was a little underwhelmed so far but … holy shit … Gregg!

guesses for Gregg’s last tape?

Wasn’t it honeymoon in vegas?

Yeah

Bringing Up Baby
Twins
It’s Alive

No, he said he had two more before he pulled out HIVegas

Oh I thought it was 2 including the one he was holding

Is this the first actual human emotion we’ve seen from Gregg?

i saw more emotion when tim burned his tapes at the end of decker port of call hawaii

I don’t like this bird

Same

So glad they didnt forget about Hank

Toni :(

genuinely have no clue how this is going to end

G Amato having a screw loose looking likely as to what his deal is

A friend who’s watching this said the camera briefly landed on him when the word “dementia”was said a while back

Yeah it was v conspicuous

When they were talking about that Pacino film

I don’t know. He seems fine to me.

Holy shit

it's the knock out!

lol the gutter woman nursing gregg

Perfect

The last shot: the off brand big bird

I’m dead

Incredible

So I couldn’t hear everything because of the mix, they had Matt killed? Was anything else revealed?

Yeah Tim said Joey killed Matt on G’s orders but for why, of course that’s not the full story

I thought Toni was the intended target

Yeah I’m sure, of course Tim won’t admit it

Wait, never mind, Toni already knows she was the target

G Amato straight-faced singing that hymn from memory is maybe the most insane thing they’ve done on an Oscar Specail

so uh Tim's going into witness protection now right

xps when they were arguing Tim said to G something about having been busy dealing with Matt’s murder & said “I asked you for help, I didn’t ask you to do that”

I think it’s pretty much what we’ve all assumed over the course of this season tbh, senile mobster g Amato sent Joey to intimidate Toni so she wouldn’t testify against Tim, he killed Matt instead

I just don’t know what all this means for baboon

my guess with all this is the Amatos need to launder a ton of money which is why they found all of Tim's 'properties' attractive, including HEI Points. G. Amato is the boss but Joey is probably the one really in charge. he probably had Amato's son killed and is obviously invovled with Kaili. but I guess they see Tim as an asset and someone who they really don't want investigated since he's now tied up with their criminal enterprise. the original plan with Toni was probably just to intimidate her but Call of Duty expert Matt Newman perhaps knew something may be up (since he was apparently talking on Discord about it?) and things went south. guessing Matt's father knows about his shadiness too which is why there was a scene at the funeral. so Tim didn't really 'approve' the plan but he knew what was happening. they could've gotten away with it too if not for both Tim and Joey being such hotheads

Well joey does bottle things up

Another way to see it though is that Gregg is just so annoying that it might end up bringing down the Amato crime family

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— On Cinema at the Cinema (@OCATCOfficial) March 11, 2024

great season/Oscar special but I'm a little disappointed that we probably aren't getting the Baboon/Pep Shop Boys movie now. Deck of Cards was so funny I actually felt exhausted by the end of it.

as funny as it was I gotta admit seeing Gregg-as-Dumbledore get flung to the ground like that was pretty disturbing, he didn't deserve that

also is G. Amato the first person to actually point out the shoddiness of the production like that? I know Tim and Gregg needle each other over their stuff a lot but overall it seems everyone in-universe is happy to play along and pretend On Cinema is some legit enterprise, Amato going "well it was clear this was not very good" was the first time I think a character ever started the obvious like that

the first thing he says when he and Tim start arguing backstage is "I told you not to talk to her"

I love how Tim ignores the many, many clear warnings that Joey gives him before getting decked

He was begging to get his ass kicked even more than usual on these specials.