imagining Elon in a conference about biology hearing “enzymes” and he says something about considering binding sites and people nod
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 03:43 (six months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GI9POKYXgAAyuCw?format=jpg&name=large
― 龜, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:12 (six months ago) link
haa
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:14 (six months ago) link
i am more impressed with the diligence and care that into that wrap job than i have been with cybotruck so-- Exceeds Expectations
― ... 2024-- there's one clear winner! (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:19 (six months ago) link
Unfortunately for Don Lemon, I don't know if what X has can legally be considered "shows."
― Chris L, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:20 (six months ago) link
xp otoh "cold cuts for a hot planet"
― ... 2024-- there's one clear winner! (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:22 (six months ago) link
i love to be reminded of global warming when im trying to get a sandwich
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:24 (six months ago) link
what's colder than cold cuts
― ... 2024-- there's one clear winner! (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:26 (six months ago) link
Funky Cold Medina?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:30 (six months ago) link
PRIME ROOTS ... catering the climate apocalypse your way
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:43 (six months ago) link
also "prime roots" what i could see it for a vegan place maybe like instead of a cut its a root which is a plant, starting to think the place that dressed their cyber truck up as a sandwich doesnt have the clearest messaging
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 14:47 (six months ago) link
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https://bsky.app/profile/burgerbot.bsky.social/post/3ko2n6qtyms2t
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:06 (six months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7a3QDtK.png
https://bsky.app/profile/swolecialism.bsky.social/post/3knzc5kvrl42h
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:20 (six months ago) link
its ironic cause people did like musk then he bought twitter and now they dont
Yeah, welcome to social media, Elon.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:32 (six months ago) link
he was genuinely surprised to get booed at that chappelle show
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:48 (six months ago) link
he thought people loved him when he really just had good pr
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:49 (six months ago) link
cannot imagine how much that level of success fucks with your head, being the third biggest boat dealer in the greater wilmington area absolutely drives people insane
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:51 (six months ago) link
I would probably become a complete monster but I'd like to think I'd at least try to keep a low profile
― Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 17:56 (six months ago) link
Most billionaires do! There are something like 750 billionaires in the US, but I can only name a couple, and the fact that they are generally assholes may be why I can name them.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:00 (six months ago) link
if i was a billionaire i would be the good one :)
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:01 (six months ago) link
i am the good one
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:03 (six months ago) link
were in a billionaire fight now
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:04 (six months ago) link
MMA cage match.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:05 (six months ago) link
no billionare fights are just sweating in a chair
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:08 (six months ago) link
Mother May I cage match
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:08 (six months ago) link
spreading rumors on nantucket
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:11 (six months ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 12:20 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's definitely much more disliked now but his real overt villain arc began with the Thai cave rescue thing
does seem to be a thing with rich/famous rightwing people where they just go fully mask off after getting publicly humiliated. like Trump after Obama roasted him, Chappelle after he was told the trans stuff was way more mean than funny, Aaron Rodgers after trying to trick the public about his vaccination status, hell even the Dilbert guy once he was caught sockpuppeting. none of 'em are capable of pulling back either, you just remain a miserable lump of garbage your whole life
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:13 (six months ago) link
Hey, when they're right, they're right, right?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:14 (six months ago) link
the rodgers one is best to me cause he destroyed his excellent pr by going on podcasts, its somehow funnier if its podcasts, just dont go on there
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:16 (six months ago) link
In the master race, Elon is driving a seriously underpowered vehicle.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:26 (six months ago) link
its also funny because there were a number of anti vaxx athletes out there including some fellow starting QBs and nobody remembers who any of them were (except Kyrie lol), in fact it's almost an understandable position for them, like I'm in peak physical shape do I really need this? instead Rodgers goes "uhhh yeah I'm immunized" talking about some insane herbal treatment he was doing, got caught lying and just immediately became *this guy*
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:37 (six months ago) link
yeah he couldve even stopped then and salvaged his image but he kept going on podcasts and saying increasingly dumb bad things
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:40 (six months ago) link
he was considered a smart interesting guy, the alt qb, but it turned out he was a total effin idiot, which we found out because of podcasts
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:41 (six months ago) link
hes been on so many podcasts
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:42 (six months ago) link
― frogbs, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 1:37 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Kirk Cousins didn't get vaccinated presumably for weirdo Christian reasons and everyone forgot cuz he just kept up his aw shuck routine and just kept saying it's a private medical decision and I respect everyone's rights to make those decisions blah blah blah
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:44 (six months ago) link
im sure a bunch of athletes just kept it secret which is obvs the best choice if you can get away with it, kyrie was only outed cause of a ny workplace rule
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:48 (six months ago) link
It was a bad sign when he wanted to be the jeopardy host.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:50 (six months ago) link
ha forgot about that
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:51 (six months ago) link
iirc that was during a contract negotiation? like he was trying to scare the Packers into thinking he was just gonna be the next host of Jeopardy instead of playing footback...frogbs correct me if i'm wrong
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:53 (six months ago) link
it was indeed during negotiations but I don't think there was any risk of him actually quitting football. I think he just wanted to do it once. he wasn't terrible at it either
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:55 (six months ago) link
for me the bad sign is when these stories started coming out about him being a diva on the Packers and mysteriously shutting his entire family out of his life and he responded to it all by just saying "oh they're all just jealous haters". outside of Bears fans Rodgers didn't really have haters back then. he sure as hell has 'em now though
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:57 (six months ago) link
feel the signs he was a jerk were always there, that look he has when he's pissed that teammates or coaches have let him down (again), always got a bad vibe.
― bulb after bulb, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 19:00 (six months ago) link
apparently even the conspiracy nut stuff had leaked out to people in the know but i dont follow football closely so i had no idea just got the aaron rogers is smart and good storyline
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 19:02 (six months ago) link
xp you can get away with that when you've won a championship and are taking your team to the playoffs every year, but yeah it comes off a lot differently when you're not playing well and even Dan Orvlosky is starting to question why you're just throwing to the same 2 guys over and over.
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 19:08 (six months ago) link
also its hilarious how thoroughly he trashed his legacy and public perception with this, like whenever he's brought up people now think of the conspiracy wacko first and the football player second. its crazy because he's still in the league and it really wasn't all that long ago he won back to back MVPs. I mean he isn't Joe Flacco or Matt Ryan, he's arguably the best regular season QB ever and now he's just permanently known as "oh this fuckin guy". could've been avoided but I guess the allure of the podcast was just too much for him to handle
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:26 (six months ago) link
yeah an alltimer easy, thrown away for podcasts
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:34 (six months ago) link
It's funny because almost every quarterback is a fucking idiot racist fascist or worse but at least they do it in the traditional stylee
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:51 (six months ago) link
being a celebrity conspiracy guy is funny cause no one wants to listen to conspiracy guys but if youre a celeb they will listen to you but once they hear what you have to say theyll hate it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:55 (six months ago) link
kyrie, same sitch
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:56 (six months ago) link