US Politics, March 2024: The house of illuminati will NOT be holding any other event in the foreseeable future.

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In the end what he got was admiration and appreciation from Islamophobes everywhere.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 21 March 2024 22:33 (seven months ago) link

Joe Manchin has a new position: He will no longer support a Biden judicial nominee unless they have at least one Republican vote. If they have no GOP votes, he’s a no.

Story on the Mangi nomination, with @frankthorp @kate_santaliz:https://t.co/qWTQv9kxPr pic.twitter.com/58O2b3lSoU

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 21, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 21 March 2024 22:53 (seven months ago) link

Joe puts another lump of coal in our Xmas stockings and Mitch gives him a big grin and a hug.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 21 March 2024 23:06 (seven months ago) link

i'm gonna go row by his yacht and give this manchin guy a piece of my mind. i heard on the open sea there are no rules

z_tbd, Thursday, 21 March 2024 23:19 (seven months ago) link

In the end what he got was admiration and appreciation from Islamophobes everywhere.

Of course, and from white nationalists/supremacists as well. It's an intentional move against the perceived "great replacement."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 21 March 2024 23:22 (seven months ago) link

i don't know where to put this but they were talking about it on the radio today. crazy! sadly, all i can think of is a netflix executive reading this and saying "hmmm..limited series idea..."

"Chinese organized crime “has taken over marijuana in Oklahoma and the United States,” Donnie Anderson, the director of the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs Control, said in an interview."

"Among the victims are thousands of Chinese immigrants, many of them smuggled across the Mexican border to toil in often abusive conditions at farms ringed by fences, surveillance cameras and guards with guns and machetes. A grim offshoot of this indentured servitude: Traffickers force Chinese immigrant women into prostitution for the bosses of the agricultural workforce."

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2024/03/20/kingfisher-county-ok-marijuana-farm-murders-chinese-organized-crime/73017293007/

scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 00:00 (seven months ago) link

they are also taking over tons and tons of regular farms in oklahoma. pretty soon they will just be growing nothing but weed there. the laws are weird in oklahoma. you can pretty much grow unlimited amounts of pot.

this might be old news to you guys. it sounded like fiction on the car radio today!

scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 00:05 (seven months ago) link

oof, news to me but not surprising

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 22 March 2024 01:58 (seven months ago) link

That does sound in line with every other thing that's ever happened in Oklahoma.

hey what about your government suing your beloved Apple you guys?? whose side are you on in this war? you know you wanted to marry steve jobs but you also have dreams where you are snuggling with merrick garland! me, i don't care either way. they both suck.

scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 05:16 (seven months ago) link

Five million a month in actual legal payments was a line that jumped out to me in that RNC story. It is all just nuts.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 22 March 2024 09:36 (seven months ago) link

good morning!

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 09:40 (seven months ago) link

Where’s the Trump properties fire sale ad?

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 22 March 2024 09:59 (seven months ago) link

More like "Trump Properties Set On Fire For The Insurance Money," amirite?

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they are also taking over tons and tons of regular farms in oklahoma. pretty soon they will just be growing nothing but weed there. the laws are weird in oklahoma. you can pretty much grow unlimited amounts of pot.

this might be old news to you guys. it sounded like fiction on the car radio today!

― scott seward, Thursday, March 21, 2024 7:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

my neighbor across the street seems to be pretty well off but he's gone half the year farming in Oklahoma. idk what that meant until another neighbor told me "he grows weed, tons of it, every time you see him come back in that giant pickup truck there's probably pounds of it in the back"

tbh I can't imagine it's gonna spread out too much further, seems to be a saturated market everywhere

frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:11 (seven months ago) link

lol

🚨BREAKING NEWS -- MTG chatting with the floor staff, just handed a piece of paper with a resolution to the parliamentarian staff.

She threatened earlier to file a motion to vacate....@bresreports and i just witnessed it.

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) March 22, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 March 2024 15:17 (seven months ago) link

Remember on motion to vacate: MTG has to go to a mic and call up the resolution. Then the leadership can delay the vote for two legislative days. That would put this until after recess, two+ weeks from now. https://t.co/xJUEnSVdnd

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) March 22, 2024

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:32 (seven months ago) link

What a country

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 22 March 2024 15:34 (seven months ago) link

In other words:

The House of Illuminati Will Not Be Holding Any Events Until a New Speaker is Chosen

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 15:34 (seven months ago) link

On the porn age-verification thing, it seems like there should be an industry solution there. Create a one-stop age verification system that can be used by any website that needs to verify ages (booze, gambling, etc). Seems solvable.

It’s not about keeping kids safe it’s about control

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:06 (seven months ago) link

This woman is one of a kind (MTG, I mean).

clemenza, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:10 (seven months ago) link

they should just make it so that if anyone tries to look at porn in texas mike johnson's son gets an alert on his phone and then he can tell his dad.

scott seward, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:11 (seven months ago) link

The same thing happened with porn sites in Montana. You can't access them (well, most of them — Pornhub and xHamster are doing this, but xvideos is not) without either a) going through whatever arduous and risky ID-based verification the law mandates or b) signing up for a free VPN and telling the site you're in Finland or someplace. Ask me how I know!

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:17 (seven months ago) link

Just a reminder, after Ken Buck resigns next week Mike Johnson can only afford to lose two (2!) Republican votes if attendance is perfect and Democrats stay unified. https://t.co/IaSzcGNjoj pic.twitter.com/8JUJlhOoOU

— Zach Solomon (@zach_solomon1) March 22, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:18 (seven months ago) link

In other news:

Candace Owens is out at Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire, after months of increasingly promoting anti-Semitism. https://t.co/YhTZPPIsIn

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 22, 2024

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:18 (seven months ago) link

It’s not about keeping kids safe it’s about control

Oh for sure. I just mean that separate from that there are legitimate uses for online age verification. Seems like something there could just be kind of a standard for. A verification site that could issue a token recognized across many sites. (NB I’m not a programmer so things that seem straightforward to me are probably not. Still seems solvable tho.)

I think age limits are a good thing for a lot of online stuff, not just porn. my 12 year old nephew has been on TikTok for 2 years and I think it is kinda warping his brain. dunno how exactly you'd enforce it though. I find it hilarious sites are still doing the "click here if you're over 18" thing like has that actually ever stopped a single underage person

frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2024 17:34 (seven months ago) link

xp only 3-4 years on from Owens "Hitler wasn't all bad" speech at some Turning Point scumcon

nashwan, Friday, 22 March 2024 17:36 (seven months ago) link

Another House Republican, Mike Gallagher, has announced his retirement — he'll be gone April 19.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 18:24 (seven months ago) link

I wish the Canadian government would legislate that no one over 60 can play Immaculate Grid.

clemenza, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:26 (seven months ago) link

xpost Wait, how many Mikes are left?

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:27 (seven months ago) link

A verification site that could issue a token recognized across many sites. (NB I’m not a programmer so things that seem straightforward to me are probably not. Still seems solvable tho.)

It's perfectly solvable, but it also means you just created a convenient way for the government and any interested bad actors to track your identity and every single web site that you visit, ever.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 22 March 2024 18:35 (seven months ago) link

xp only 3-4 years on from Owens "Hitler wasn't all bad" speech at some Turning Point scumcon

― nashwan, Friday, March 22, 2024 12:36 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he *wasn't* all bad! after all, he killed Hitler!

frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:36 (seven months ago) link

lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:43 (seven months ago) link

This piece is written "in character" by the guy who plays Nixon on Twitter, but its analysis of NJ politics and the current Senate race is dead-on and fascinating.

Patronage isn’t what it used to be.

Having the right brother-in-law isn’t worth much. Nor is knocking on doors for the winner. It can’t hurt your prospects, but it no longer guarantees a lifetime of steady work. (Or unlimited sick days, if that suits you.) You still need to pass the tests, be on time, watch your back. Because aren’t we past men in back rooms running things?

Not quite. In Chicago what's left of the old Machine patronage now runs through the teachers’ union, and in Philadelphia it still helps to knows the ward boss. But there are fewer plums on the tree. America’s last pure political bosses are in New Jersey.

The two most powerful New Jerseyans are the governor and Senate president. Below them are the county bosses—that is, heads of the local Democratic party. Some hold public office, but many don’t. First among equals are Essex County in the north, run by Joseph DiVincenzo, Jr., and Camden in the south, run by George Norcross, III.

Norcross effectively controls all of South Jersey. DiVincenzo’s power in the north isn’t quite so broad, but it’s close. They have considerable clout as to how tax dollars are used, and awarding state contracts. (DiVincenzo is also County Executive; Norcross runs an insurance company.) State government is shot through with their people. You don’t run for office without their approval, and you certainly don’t win.

Norcross suffered his first real defeat at the hands of Gov. Murphy, who ran against Christie-style cronyism. He revealed that Norcross’s company and family members received sweetheart tax breaks on land marked for redevelopment. This was a power play by a newcomer to electoral politics, and it worked. Norcross was embarrassed; Murphy won. The hierarchy was set.

Several years later, Norcross quietly got his tax breaks.

The real hit to Norcross was the defeat in 2021 of his childhood friend, State Senate President Steve Sweeney. He got arrogant, ignored his district, and lost to a Trump-loving truck driver. (The Democrats took the district back in 2023, but without Sweeney, who is running for governor.) Norcross was now entirely dependent on Gov. Murphy.

So there was no question that Norcross would grant Tammy Murphy—the governor’s wife—one of the state's most valuable prizes as she runs for the U.S. Senate: the Camden “county line.”

*

The “line” is an ancient and unique feature of New Jersey politics. It means that candidates endorsed by the county organization are grouped together in the first ballot row. Others are far to the right, separated by blanks—“Siberia.”

Candidates with the “line” almost always win.

There’s nothing democratic about this, but it wasn’t ripe for a challenge until Bob Menendez was found with gold bars in his house. Not that it was a shock; everyone and the dog knows he’s a thief and degenerate. But—along with selling yourself to foreign governments—it’s the kind of detail you can’t ignore.

Menendez was a creature of the bosses. They propped him up, and abandoned him only when he got sloppy. So U.S. Rep. Andy Kim, who represents parts of Burlington and Ocean Counties—he had the county line—decided to run against them.

*

Kim is mild-mannered, but there’s steel in him. Before his first campaign Norcross told him to move north, where the Asians are. Kim persisted, won a close race in ‘18, and has twice been comfortably re-elected. He’s known as one of the nicest people in Congress, and his constituent service gets high marks.

He’s accomplished—a Rhodes Scholar, former National Security Council—but he comes off like your plainspoken, enthusiastic neighbor. (Much of Kim’s rumored connection to the CIA comes from the fact he’s so earnest and disarming. No one would make him for a spy.) But make no mistake, he’s a politician; he was ready when Menendez was indicted. He announced his Senate run within a day.

Mrs. Murphy, on the other hand, took her time getting in. She’s a former Republican. She’s never run for anything before, and it shows. Her appearances are wooden, and she promises exactly what you expect: she’s a “problem solver,” “gets things done,” etc.

In the circumstances, people prefer “unbought and unbossed.” Kim currently leads by 12 points.

But Mrs. Murphy can count on the line.

Right?

*

Kim won the line in Burlington (a dispensation from Norcross), Hunterdon and Monmouth Counties. The rest are in the tank for Mrs. Murphy.

Camden County is the most populous part of South Jersey. In the north, she has the line in Passaic, and is due to get it in Essex and Hudson. Kim’s strong campaign aside, these alone would be a considerable advantage.

Kim has filed suit that the county line system is unconstitutional, and the state must restructure the ballot before the June 4 primary. (A similar, unrelated 2020 lawsuit is still stuck in court. Gold bars do clarify things.)

Attorney General Matt Platkin, an ally of Gov. Murphy, agrees with Kim. In a last-minute letter to the judge before a hearing this week, he called the system unconstitutional and said the state wouldn’t defend it.

The judge was annoyed. Platkin had 60 days to make a statement; he clearly wanted to stab the Murphys in the back away from open court. (They rode into power on Wall Street money. No one is especially loyal to them.) But no defense is no defense. The judge isn’t guaranteed to overturn the line, but he now has significant cover to do so.

It’s unclear if the judge will decide before the March 25th filing deadline. (He could order the primary moved to later in June or July if necessary.) But Platkin’s betrayal speaks to Kim’s head of steam. As does Jersey City Mayor Steven Fulop, an established powerbroker who is running for governor. He switched his endorsement from Murphy to Kim this week, excoriating Mrs. Murphy for staying silent on the issue.

Again, Kim isn’t an insurgent; he’s a politician with a good sense of the public, who wants to dispense with rules that no longer benefit him. He knows when to move, and goes like hell when he does. Should he prevail this speaks to a bright future in the Senate.

But if he smashes the Machine along the way, he will have changed New Jersey forever and earned clout that won’t soon diminish.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:00 (seven months ago) link

lol @ 2022's red wave

ep. Mike Gallagher, R-Wis., who announced last month he would not run for re-election, will resign from Congress early, he confirmed in a statement Friday.

Gallagher’s departure before the end of his term in January is another blow to Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., and House Republicans, who have been struggling to govern and demonstrate stability this Congress.

Two sources familiar with the matter told NBC News of Gallagher's plan to resign early on Friday. The Wisconsin Republican then released a statement announcing that he will depart on April 19.

The speaker's office confirmed that Gallagher informed Johnson of his decision earlier this week.

His resignation could cause more headaches for House Republicans. Rep. Ken Buck, R-Colo., who also is not seeking re-election, is resigning from Congress on Friday, cutting the GOP’s minuscule majority to 218-213. When Gallagher leaves, the majority would further shrink to 217-213, meaning Republicans could only afford a single defection on any vote if Democrats vote together.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:19 (seven months ago) link

There really a sense of desperate egress when people can’t even hang in there until the end of their term, let alone the end of the calendar season

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:21 (seven months ago) link

The easy solution to the GOP House internal divisions: Speaker Hakeem Jeffries! It's the safe call. The Republicans can all unite against him and be a family again. It's what they do best.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:25 (seven months ago) link

Unperson, thanks for that peek into NJ politics

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:25 (seven months ago) link

UltraMAGA OK

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:26 (seven months ago) link

ill see you boys in November!

you're gay, bro

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:29 (seven months ago) link

SCOOP — @RepGallagher has told people that he is planning to take a job at Palantir, I'm told by two sources.

The Wisconsin GOP anti-China hawk announced today that he is leaving Congress next month.

May not be 100% done, but that's what he has told people he is doing next.

— Teddy Schleifer (@teddyschleifer) March 22, 2024

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:45 (seven months ago) link

Kinda weird/funny detail from Politico:

Wisconsin law dictates that Gallagher’s seat — in a solidly red district — will stay empty for the rest of his term. Departing before April 9 would have triggered a special election.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:49 (seven months ago) link

(points, laughs)

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:51 (seven months ago) link

So to no one's surprise Matt Taibbi finally endorsed Trump today in one of his Racket posts. Somebody shared it in another site I follow, but it's subscription-only.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2024 02:31 (seven months ago) link

It's perfectly solvable, but it also means you just created a convenient way for the government and any interested bad actors to track your identity and every single web site that you visit, ever.

Nah, it wouldn’t have to be that at all. More like the equivalent of the age-verified wristbands you get to buy beer at concerts. Only the people who give you the wristband see your ID. Everyone else accepts that the wristband means your ID has been checked. And nobody connects your personal ID with whatever you buy with it.

Again, I’m sure there are problems from programming and security angles, I just imagine somebody could solve them.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 23 March 2024 02:49 (seven months ago) link


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