US Politics, March 2024: The house of illuminati will NOT be holding any other event in the foreseeable future.

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The same thing happened with porn sites in Montana. You can't access them (well, most of them — Pornhub and xHamster are doing this, but xvideos is not) without either a) going through whatever arduous and risky ID-based verification the law mandates or b) signing up for a free VPN and telling the site you're in Finland or someplace. Ask me how I know!

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:17 (five months ago) link

Just a reminder, after Ken Buck resigns next week Mike Johnson can only afford to lose two (2!) Republican votes if attendance is perfect and Democrats stay unified. https://t.co/IaSzcGNjoj pic.twitter.com/8JUJlhOoOU

— Zach Solomon (@zach_solomon1) March 22, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:18 (five months ago) link

In other news:

Candace Owens is out at Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire, after months of increasingly promoting anti-Semitism. https://t.co/YhTZPPIsIn

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 22, 2024

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:18 (five months ago) link

It’s not about keeping kids safe it’s about control

Oh for sure. I just mean that separate from that there are legitimate uses for online age verification. Seems like something there could just be kind of a standard for. A verification site that could issue a token recognized across many sites. (NB I’m not a programmer so things that seem straightforward to me are probably not. Still seems solvable tho.)

I think age limits are a good thing for a lot of online stuff, not just porn. my 12 year old nephew has been on TikTok for 2 years and I think it is kinda warping his brain. dunno how exactly you'd enforce it though. I find it hilarious sites are still doing the "click here if you're over 18" thing like has that actually ever stopped a single underage person

frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2024 17:34 (five months ago) link

xp only 3-4 years on from Owens "Hitler wasn't all bad" speech at some Turning Point scumcon

nashwan, Friday, 22 March 2024 17:36 (five months ago) link

Another House Republican, Mike Gallagher, has announced his retirement — he'll be gone April 19.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 18:24 (five months ago) link

I wish the Canadian government would legislate that no one over 60 can play Immaculate Grid.

clemenza, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:26 (five months ago) link

xpost Wait, how many Mikes are left?

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:27 (five months ago) link

A verification site that could issue a token recognized across many sites. (NB I’m not a programmer so things that seem straightforward to me are probably not. Still seems solvable tho.)

It's perfectly solvable, but it also means you just created a convenient way for the government and any interested bad actors to track your identity and every single web site that you visit, ever.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 22 March 2024 18:35 (five months ago) link

xp only 3-4 years on from Owens "Hitler wasn't all bad" speech at some Turning Point scumcon

― nashwan, Friday, March 22, 2024 12:36 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he *wasn't* all bad! after all, he killed Hitler!

frogbs, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:36 (five months ago) link

lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 22 March 2024 18:43 (five months ago) link

This piece is written "in character" by the guy who plays Nixon on Twitter, but its analysis of NJ politics and the current Senate race is dead-on and fascinating.

Patronage isn’t what it used to be.

Having the right brother-in-law isn’t worth much. Nor is knocking on doors for the winner. It can’t hurt your prospects, but it no longer guarantees a lifetime of steady work. (Or unlimited sick days, if that suits you.) You still need to pass the tests, be on time, watch your back. Because aren’t we past men in back rooms running things?

Not quite. In Chicago what's left of the old Machine patronage now runs through the teachers’ union, and in Philadelphia it still helps to knows the ward boss. But there are fewer plums on the tree. America’s last pure political bosses are in New Jersey.

The two most powerful New Jerseyans are the governor and Senate president. Below them are the county bosses—that is, heads of the local Democratic party. Some hold public office, but many don’t. First among equals are Essex County in the north, run by Joseph DiVincenzo, Jr., and Camden in the south, run by George Norcross, III.

Norcross effectively controls all of South Jersey. DiVincenzo’s power in the north isn’t quite so broad, but it’s close. They have considerable clout as to how tax dollars are used, and awarding state contracts. (DiVincenzo is also County Executive; Norcross runs an insurance company.) State government is shot through with their people. You don’t run for office without their approval, and you certainly don’t win.

Norcross suffered his first real defeat at the hands of Gov. Murphy, who ran against Christie-style cronyism. He revealed that Norcross’s company and family members received sweetheart tax breaks on land marked for redevelopment. This was a power play by a newcomer to electoral politics, and it worked. Norcross was embarrassed; Murphy won. The hierarchy was set.

Several years later, Norcross quietly got his tax breaks.

The real hit to Norcross was the defeat in 2021 of his childhood friend, State Senate President Steve Sweeney. He got arrogant, ignored his district, and lost to a Trump-loving truck driver. (The Democrats took the district back in 2023, but without Sweeney, who is running for governor.) Norcross was now entirely dependent on Gov. Murphy.

So there was no question that Norcross would grant Tammy Murphy—the governor’s wife—one of the state's most valuable prizes as she runs for the U.S. Senate: the Camden “county line.”

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The “line” is an ancient and unique feature of New Jersey politics. It means that candidates endorsed by the county organization are grouped together in the first ballot row. Others are far to the right, separated by blanks—“Siberia.”

Candidates with the “line” almost always win.

There’s nothing democratic about this, but it wasn’t ripe for a challenge until Bob Menendez was found with gold bars in his house. Not that it was a shock; everyone and the dog knows he’s a thief and degenerate. But—along with selling yourself to foreign governments—it’s the kind of detail you can’t ignore.

Menendez was a creature of the bosses. They propped him up, and abandoned him only when he got sloppy. So U.S. Rep. Andy Kim, who represents parts of Burlington and Ocean Counties—he had the county line—decided to run against them.

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Kim is mild-mannered, but there’s steel in him. Before his first campaign Norcross told him to move north, where the Asians are. Kim persisted, won a close race in ‘18, and has twice been comfortably re-elected. He’s known as one of the nicest people in Congress, and his constituent service gets high marks.

He’s accomplished—a Rhodes Scholar, former National Security Council—but he comes off like your plainspoken, enthusiastic neighbor. (Much of Kim’s rumored connection to the CIA comes from the fact he’s so earnest and disarming. No one would make him for a spy.) But make no mistake, he’s a politician; he was ready when Menendez was indicted. He announced his Senate run within a day.

Mrs. Murphy, on the other hand, took her time getting in. She’s a former Republican. She’s never run for anything before, and it shows. Her appearances are wooden, and she promises exactly what you expect: she’s a “problem solver,” “gets things done,” etc.

In the circumstances, people prefer “unbought and unbossed.” Kim currently leads by 12 points.

But Mrs. Murphy can count on the line.

Right?

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Kim won the line in Burlington (a dispensation from Norcross), Hunterdon and Monmouth Counties. The rest are in the tank for Mrs. Murphy.

Camden County is the most populous part of South Jersey. In the north, she has the line in Passaic, and is due to get it in Essex and Hudson. Kim’s strong campaign aside, these alone would be a considerable advantage.

Kim has filed suit that the county line system is unconstitutional, and the state must restructure the ballot before the June 4 primary. (A similar, unrelated 2020 lawsuit is still stuck in court. Gold bars do clarify things.)

Attorney General Matt Platkin, an ally of Gov. Murphy, agrees with Kim. In a last-minute letter to the judge before a hearing this week, he called the system unconstitutional and said the state wouldn’t defend it.

The judge was annoyed. Platkin had 60 days to make a statement; he clearly wanted to stab the Murphys in the back away from open court. (They rode into power on Wall Street money. No one is especially loyal to them.) But no defense is no defense. The judge isn’t guaranteed to overturn the line, but he now has significant cover to do so.

It’s unclear if the judge will decide before the March 25th filing deadline. (He could order the primary moved to later in June or July if necessary.) But Platkin’s betrayal speaks to Kim’s head of steam. As does Jersey City Mayor Steven Fulop, an established powerbroker who is running for governor. He switched his endorsement from Murphy to Kim this week, excoriating Mrs. Murphy for staying silent on the issue.

Again, Kim isn’t an insurgent; he’s a politician with a good sense of the public, who wants to dispense with rules that no longer benefit him. He knows when to move, and goes like hell when he does. Should he prevail this speaks to a bright future in the Senate.

But if he smashes the Machine along the way, he will have changed New Jersey forever and earned clout that won’t soon diminish.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:00 (five months ago) link

lol @ 2022's red wave

ep. Mike Gallagher, R-Wis., who announced last month he would not run for re-election, will resign from Congress early, he confirmed in a statement Friday.

Gallagher’s departure before the end of his term in January is another blow to Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., and House Republicans, who have been struggling to govern and demonstrate stability this Congress.

Two sources familiar with the matter told NBC News of Gallagher's plan to resign early on Friday. The Wisconsin Republican then released a statement announcing that he will depart on April 19.

The speaker's office confirmed that Gallagher informed Johnson of his decision earlier this week.

His resignation could cause more headaches for House Republicans. Rep. Ken Buck, R-Colo., who also is not seeking re-election, is resigning from Congress on Friday, cutting the GOP’s minuscule majority to 218-213. When Gallagher leaves, the majority would further shrink to 217-213, meaning Republicans could only afford a single defection on any vote if Democrats vote together.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:19 (five months ago) link

There really a sense of desperate egress when people can’t even hang in there until the end of their term, let alone the end of the calendar season

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:21 (five months ago) link

The easy solution to the GOP House internal divisions: Speaker Hakeem Jeffries! It's the safe call. The Republicans can all unite against him and be a family again. It's what they do best.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:25 (five months ago) link

Unperson, thanks for that peek into NJ politics

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:25 (five months ago) link

UltraMAGA OK

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:26 (five months ago) link

ill see you boys in November!

you're gay, bro

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:29 (five months ago) link

SCOOP — @RepGallagher has told people that he is planning to take a job at Palantir, I'm told by two sources.

The Wisconsin GOP anti-China hawk announced today that he is leaving Congress next month.

May not be 100% done, but that's what he has told people he is doing next.

— Teddy Schleifer (@teddyschleifer) March 22, 2024

President Keyes, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:45 (five months ago) link

Kinda weird/funny detail from Politico:

Wisconsin law dictates that Gallagher’s seat — in a solidly red district — will stay empty for the rest of his term. Departing before April 9 would have triggered a special election.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 19:49 (five months ago) link

(points, laughs)

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 22 March 2024 19:51 (five months ago) link

So to no one's surprise Matt Taibbi finally endorsed Trump today in one of his Racket posts. Somebody shared it in another site I follow, but it's subscription-only.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 March 2024 02:31 (five months ago) link

It's perfectly solvable, but it also means you just created a convenient way for the government and any interested bad actors to track your identity and every single web site that you visit, ever.

Nah, it wouldn’t have to be that at all. More like the equivalent of the age-verified wristbands you get to buy beer at concerts. Only the people who give you the wristband see your ID. Everyone else accepts that the wristband means your ID has been checked. And nobody connects your personal ID with whatever you buy with it.

Again, I’m sure there are problems from programming and security angles, I just imagine somebody could solve them.

An interested 12 year old could easily figure out installing a VPN and connecting to a porn site/whatever from an international IP.

Even setting aside the real reason for these laws (reactionary moral panic), there’s just no point to them. Even if you got Pornhub to follow Texas law globally, there are still going to be a thousand Pornhubski.ru sites without even the oversight of servers based in the west.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 23 March 2024 02:54 (five months ago) link

Of course any system will be porous. We used to have fake IDs too. But we have models for this, and the ones that don’t involve direct government censorship have been industry driven. MPAA, video game ratings, etc. Just saying there are several industries with an interest in this, they oughta get it together. We do so many kinds of secure transactions online, there’s no way age verification can’t be handled by sufficiently motivated actors.

these private systems already exist, here's one: https://agechecker.net/

No idea who is using them though

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 23 March 2024 03:39 (five months ago) link

and the ones that don’t involve direct government censorship have been industry driven. MPAA, video game ratings, etc.

Those came about because of government censorship or the threat of censorship, though, and were only marginally effective even with in-person transactions. Once things move online (particularly in an industry as diffuse as porn where a majority of the 'business' is on dodgy pirate tube sites), they're not serving a real purpose. It's moral security theater.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 23 March 2024 10:59 (five months ago) link

Senate passed the spending bill. I'm curious if this:

Yet conservatives said the legislation was insufficiently conservative, citing the $1.2 trillion price tag. They were particularly infuriated to see $200 million in fresh funding for the new F.B.I. headquarters in Maryland, as well as earmarked funding requested by senators for L.G.B.T.Q. centers.

means that Fetterman pulling funding for the center we talked about a little while back was exactly as bad a move as it seemed after all? (quote from NYT)

rob, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:19 (five months ago) link

Nah, it wouldn’t have to be that at all.

But it would be that. Remember the Congress that you'd have to get any legislation mandating this sort of age verification system past and how they work these days. You think they're going to make anonymity a priority? The system wouldn't be designed by NASA in the 50s, it would be given to a company like the aforementioned Palantir and designed from the ground up to primarily siphon marketing data and track the activity of an enemies list. And of course age verification as an afterthought because nobody asking for that really cares if it works or not anyway.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:29 (five months ago) link

Finally a win for the Liberals! Funding for a new FBI building!

President Keyes, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:31 (five months ago) link

Seriously

rob, Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:36 (five months ago) link

we're supposed to take this as a win for the rule of law, except the FBI has never been shy about ignoring the law

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 23 March 2024 16:42 (five months ago) link

Remember the Congress that you'd have to get any legislation mandating this sort of age verification system past and how they work these days. You think they're going to make anonymity a priority?

What I’m talking about is trying to AVOID further gubmint regulation. Hence the industry solution.

Tipsy, you are much smarter than I, but I don't think there's any way to do what you proposes that doesn't leave a digital trail. And again, there are "industry" things like akm pointed out, but I'll be damned if I'm giving a snapshot of my driver's license to whoever the fuck they are.

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 23 March 2024 17:17 (five months ago) link

lol I’m not smarter than anyone I’m just a non-tech guy saying “This technology could exist!”

But to stick with the analogy of the booth that checks your ID at the festival, in that scenario nobody else sees your ID, they see the bracelet. So I’m thinking of like a transferable token — maybe it’s a browser extension, I don’t know — but one that can digitally check the “Are you over age X” box sufficiently for legal purposes (in the same way the wristband does).

Or maybe it looks different than that, I don’t know. But we already convey so much personal information online that I believe whatever’s left of Silicon Valley’s creative thinking could figure it out. And I’m just speculating that these kinds of state crackdowns might provide sufficient incentive. Nobody’s done it yet but there’s been no pressing need to.

it’s doable, but your identity provider would have to be pretty secure and it’d be nice to have it as an open standard

you could have something similar to a passkey where your phone or w/e passes a one-time use token that is then authenticated by the identity provider when a website asks for it. so they’d have to agree to not log who is authenticating tokens, but one site would know who you’re authenticating to, but the many sites would have no idea who you are

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 24 March 2024 16:50 (five months ago) link

What I’m talking about is trying to AVOID further gubmint regulation. Hence the industry solution.

At that scale any industry solution IS a government solution. If it's meant to satisfy laws about age-restricted access, government buy-in will be required. And the temptation to make any verification token trackable is simply not a temptation I believe any company nor three-letter agency can resist. They won't even try to resist it... they will design the system around it. Like, look at the shitbirds that run every single tech company of any meaningful size. They are 100% sociopathic assholes who literally compete with one another in public about who can be the bigger sociopathic asshole. That is who will be cooking up your age verification token system.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Sunday, 24 March 2024 18:00 (five months ago) link

Tammy Murphy is dropping out of the NJ Senate race. This, plus Bob "Gold Bars" Menendez effectively dropping out (there's no way he's gonna run as an independent, he's not stupid) is a huge blow to the Democratic party machine in that state. Kim will win the overall Senate race, and/but he'll come in free of any allegiance to the crooks that have run the state for decades. He should be a national figure in no time.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 24 March 2024 20:15 (five months ago) link

Just read up on this— really wild stuff.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 March 2024 20:23 (five months ago) link

I wonder how much local politics are influenced by whether or not there is a presidential primary for a given party on the ballot. Clearwater municipal elections (supposedly nonpartisan but yeah right) were dominated by the conservative candidates this year, because the voters in Pinellas county were skewed 75% Republican to 25% Democratic- despite registered voters being much more evenly split. This result can be traced directly to the fact that there was a Republican primary election on the ballot and not a Democratic one.

Just bad luck, or was this an intentional effort to make a not-so-conservative city in Florida fall a bit more under the shadow of the GOP?

epistantophus, Sunday, 24 March 2024 20:42 (five months ago) link

The more politically experienced officials of both parties are well aware of such nuances of electoral politics and seek to leverage them to their advantage. It's only the novices and amateurs of electoral politics who overlook those kinds of details.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 24 March 2024 20:49 (five months ago) link

epistantophus! You live in Clearwater?!

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 March 2024 20:58 (five months ago) link

I thought Clearwater was also a Scientology stronghold.

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:39 (five months ago) link

I do! And yes, I believe it is.

epistantophus, Sunday, 24 March 2024 21:55 (five months ago) link

I moved here from Boston some 4 years ago.

epistantophus, Sunday, 24 March 2024 22:08 (five months ago) link

Never thought I’d say I prefer Boston, which I consider to be one of the more malevolent circles of hell

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 March 2024 22:31 (five months ago) link

I wonder how much local politics are influenced by whether or not there is a presidential primary for a given party on the ballot. Clearwater municipal elections (supposedly nonpartisan but yeah right) were dominated by the conservative candidates this year, because the voters in Pinellas county were skewed 75% Republican to 25% Democratic- despite registered voters being much more evenly split. This result can be traced directly to the fact that there was a Republican primary election on the ballot and not a Democratic one.

― epistantophus, Sunday, March 24, 2024

It seems like it was a mistake for Florida not to hold a Democratic primary for president this year, and that it suppressed turnout in down-ballot elections

Dan S, Sunday, 24 March 2024 22:34 (five months ago) link

Totally agree. I’m wondering what the calculation was- the benefits of showing unity and support for the incumbent, saving money, allowing Biden to focus on the general, vs. the negative impacts on down-ballot elections.

Or was it more of a calculation on the GOP side? Allow Haley to continue primary efforts until the best down-ballot opportunities were past.

epistantophus, Sunday, 24 March 2024 22:49 (five months ago) link


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