US Politics, March 2024: The house of illuminati will NOT be holding any other event in the foreseeable future.

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Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that he had selected wealthy Bay Area attorney and philanthropist Nicole Shanahan as his vice-presidential running mate.

Shanahan, the 38-year-old daughter of a Chinese immigrant who grew up in Oakland, California, and was previously married to Google co-founder Sergey Brin, is a major Kennedy backer. She gave $4 million to a pro-Kennedy super PAC, American Values 2024, to air the retro-style Super Bowl ad that conjured the 1960 campaign of Kennedy’s uncle, former President John F. Kennedy.

Kennedy, an environmental attorney, anti-vaccine advocate and conspiracy theorist, considered a variety of unconventional candidates to serve as his running mate. Among the names in the mix: the rapper “Killer Mike” Render, NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers and TV host Mike Rowe, Kennedy told the San Francisco-based radio station KCBS on Monday morning.

lol

President Keyes, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:21 (three months ago) link

has anyone told Killer Mike

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:25 (three months ago) link

Good to get an attorney sorted from the start though

two-one-one-two (Matt #2), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:28 (three months ago) link

xp lol my thought exactly

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:29 (three months ago) link

She gave $4 million to a pro-Kennedy super PAC, American Values 2024

so that's all it takes to nab the VP spot

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:33 (three months ago) link

No elites here, no sir

Anyway, I look forward to watching this fall on its face

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:34 (three months ago) link

Better be careful on my afternoon walk, there's Kennedy supporters out on the roads

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:40 (three months ago) link

Mike Tomczak is still alive, if he wanted a QB he could have gone for the Three Mikes.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:40 (three months ago) link

I am trying to imagine how wealthy I would have to be before I gave $4M to a political candidate.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:44 (three months ago) link

Mike "Dirty Jobs" Rowe

felicity, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 20:55 (three months ago) link

Yeah, great pick if you need to fund your campaign for another 7-8 months

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 21:04 (three months ago) link

MacKenzie Scott really seems like the standout of the tech billionaire exes huh.

Huh

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 21:55 (three months ago) link

Wrong thread, equally instructive

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 22:09 (three months ago) link

I never trusted Ronna McDaniel. That's why I eat at Burger King.

Stolen from facebook.

nickn, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:17 (three months ago) link

I LOLed

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:32 (three months ago) link

Shanahan is alleged to have had an affair with Elon Musk as well

These fucking dimwit American oligarchs are never going away, they are going to ride this grift as long as the US population remains stupid and gets it's info from people like Joe Rogan.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 01:55 (three months ago) link

polls are ... shifting ?

My former colleagues at The Economist have Biden polling ahead of Trump now for the first time since September 2023. My own average is not so optimistic, but it's clear Biden has gained ground over the last few weekshttps://t.co/9gcin3v2tv pic.twitter.com/Mrq627ho8y

— G Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris) March 21, 2024

I am still being cautious (I've already been burned by seeing a shift toward Biden this cycle, and I'd like to see high-quality polling confirm it), but this could be something. The prolific online polls have trended toward Biden over the last few weeks https://t.co/E6ilPcQAvT

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) March 26, 2024

and

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/26/biden-pulls-even-with-trump-as-economic-view-improves-slightly-cnbc-survey-shows.html

this in particular is noteworthy

Seems important. pic.twitter.com/IDhwPBeNkf

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) March 26, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 02:50 (three months ago) link

Alabamba Dems just flipped a State Senate seat by 25 points in a district that Trump won in 2020, dunno how significant that is but it does feel like Dems have performed better than they've polled pretty consistently since 2016

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 03:17 (three months ago) link

assuming he doesn't wind up in prison for various crimes already committed, what do you think Trump is going to do when he loses this?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 04:58 (three months ago) link

i can imagine the motherfucker running again in 2028

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 04:59 (three months ago) link

He'd continue down the exact same path he's been following since he lost the last election, complaining constantly about how badly he's treated and harvesting as much money and power as he can out of his tens of millions of loyal fools. But the main power structure will try to work around him any way they can, because he's a sociopathic narcissist who lies and cheats as often as he breathes.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:38 (three months ago) link

he could also eat a KFC Original Recipe drumstick and die.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:44 (three months ago) link

It seems to me he’s still attracting $$ from big money sources thinking he’ll win again. If he loses again I’m guessing that money dries up fast and he’ll just be preaching to the loyal fools and the rest of us won’t have to give him much thought. God willing.

tobo73, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:50 (three months ago) link

upon losing, he will demand (and get) a non-elected leadership role in the GOP and continue both grifting and getting nonstop press coverage until he dies

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:52 (three months ago) link

There are so many ways he could die. It's hard to imagine the stress from losing the election then sitting through endless criminal trials wouldn't do the job even if he didn't actually end up in prison, but definitely an errant chicken part or toilet-induced aneurysm would work just as well.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 16:54 (three months ago) link

yeah but he just get five billion in fake money, that has to keep the blood pumping somewhat

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 17:02 (three months ago) link

He’ll keep grifting for sure but I think big money sources don’t like giving $$ to losers and he’ll have strung together an impressive streak of losses at that point. My hunch is he begins to fade into sideshow status and hopefully dies a painful, slow loser’s death.

tobo73, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 17:11 (three months ago) link

A really childish part of me wants to see Biden make an “L” sign with his hand during at least one campaign speech while referring to his opponent

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 17:14 (three months ago) link

keep your inner child alive

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 17:39 (three months ago) link

I am on Team Toilet Aneurysm.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 17:43 (three months ago) link

RFK JR making anyone able to make events on his website with no approval process was probably a bad idea pic.twitter.com/4qayinrAKP

— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) March 28, 2024

President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 12:24 (three months ago) link

Just to be clear, this was the Gonzaga basketball team.

Photos show Gonzaga getting on an Allegiant plane to Detroit for the Sweet 16, and Flight Radar shows a plane from GEG to DTW landed at 7:25 p.m., around the time this photo was posted.

This is a wild tweet https://t.co/dzW0IR8A5g

— Maxwell White (@MaxWhiteWXYZ) March 28, 2024

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:45 (three months ago) link

"Gonzaga...sounds like Mexicans to me!"

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:49 (three months ago) link

this stupid motherfucker is doubling down on his post

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:51 (three months ago) link

they hate pretty much all sports now

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:53 (three months ago) link

Why do these guys all wear the same uniform? Looks like a paramilitary unit to me.

https://d2jpxbzntgxotn.cloudfront.net/images/2023/10/25/DSC06908.jpg?width=1600

President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:55 (three months ago) link

President Brandon hands out basketball uniforms at the border in exchange for votes

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:57 (three months ago) link

they are military age men

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 March 2024 14:59 (three months ago) link

how do we know they're men

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:03 (three months ago) link

NC double-A sure sounds like a bra size.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:05 (three months ago) link

important to note the guy who tweeted this is a sitting State Representative

frogbs, Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:09 (three months ago) link

The numbers on their jerseys are their Adrenochrome levels. This is an auction!

President Keyes, Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:09 (three months ago) link

jimmy kimmel has done a bit for years about gonzaga being a fake team from a fake college.

scott seward, Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:15 (three months ago) link

When Gonzaga sends its people, they're not sending their best, some have limited 3pt range others have defensive deficiencies and some, I assume, are good players

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:17 (three months ago) link

Matt Haddock

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:19 (three months ago) link

You know, sometimes I try to comfort myself with the thought" Hey, we've probably had mentally ill politicians all throughout history, it's just that they couldn't Tweet".

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:21 (three months ago) link

they hate pretty much all sports now

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, March 28, 2024 9:53 AM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

its genuinely crazy to me that in the national divorce its the libs who got to keep the NFL. like who would've seen that coming

frogbs, Thursday, 28 March 2024 15:21 (three months ago) link


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