Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

i find it totally impossible to figure out where spurs are at

bad loss wouldn't surprise me tonight

Wolves losing to Burnley also not out of the realm of possibility but thank fuck Cunha is available for selection today

nice to see him on the bench, but more concerned that we started with 4 wing backs. i haven't got the strength to watch Doherty playing centre half tbh

yeah and this shape doesn't seem to be working all that well for them

cruel

what is it about this opponent that makes Wolves play so bad

O'Neil loves a tactical experiment, god help us

and here we go. hope Cunha's actually somewhere near fit

the stat about no goals from outside the box all season made me think of Ruben Neves and sigh

BEAUTIFUL

oh of FUCKING COURSE they're VARing it

oh thank god. lol

spurs final pass selection/execution is so strangely poor

werner never seems awful bothered about getting on the end of things

the stat about no goals from outside the box all season made me think of Ruben Neves and sigh

i love Ruben and miss him, but it's not like he was tonking in 10 a season

nah but it's nice to have the threat there, someone you have to worry about that you are afraid to leave unmarked at that distance

bleh, Lemina...so close.

two words I am tired of typing...lol. really nice effort though, can't fault it.

ha was about to say in place of Neves we have Lemina getting in the box but, well, here we are

champagne football up until Boubacar Traore completely muffed it

thank god for Sa today, jesus.

this has the makings of someone scoring a match winner at 95' but no idea which one

Just stuck West Ham-Spurs on to immediately see a fairly outrageous foul on James Maddison on the edge of the West Ham area go completely unpunished. Luckily for Spurs it only led to Michail Antonio being one on one with the keeper

ref a cunt

a highlight reel of the tackles in this game would play very strangely against the bookings

West Ham fans get so excited when they see a cross. They love a big kick

well they know we dont defend them tbf

werner rank tonight

oh god hojbjerg

I guess if the ball is basically being bounced in off the forehead of a static Antonio he's less likely to become incredibly tired

guys has anyone noticed anything about this ref

what a stupid performance

About eight people on the field appeared to have money on 1-1 there

McAllister with an absolute thunderbastard

Always gonna be difficult for a team like United with their limited resources to hold on to that kind of generational talent

lol wtf

Omg the chelsea man u game

Wtf is this stupid football club hhahahahahah

an incredibly stupid game between two utterly terrible teams

Cole. Palmer.

jesus christ which cunt wrote that ending?

Me, this was my fan fiction

Omg my day is made, honestly doesn't get any better than that. Battle of the bottle and Man U got there in the end!

I want to say "boys" without hearing "Quiet Life" rattling round my head but here we are

jesus christ which cunt wrote that ending?

simultaneously astonishing and inevitable

Hate on chelsea all you want, but they know how to entertain

Is Ait Nouri playing forward today?

Ok not quite but further up

God I love Rayan

Wooooooooooooo

booking on damsgaard there as clownish a yellow as i may ever have seen given at first glance tbh, douglas luiz with the worst attempt at a roulade ive ever seen bar the one mrs mac threw in the bin last stephens day and damsgaard merely the end point of the drunken dervish

Commentators saying it was for an initial pullback that I could not immediately detect on the replay. They were a bit overdue a yellow tho

Villa on a run of scoring one very ugly goal for every very tidy goal they score

There we are, right on cue