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Cunts?

Starmer

Welcome to #Dover.#VoteLabour pic.twitter.com/BD6gaDOMda

— Mike Tapp (@MikeTappTweets) April 4, 2024

Yeah, the new Labour voting base I guess. Makes sense.

look at the size of those fucking medals, he must be a great guy

is that how you wear medals of honour or whatever the fuck they are? it looks weird tbh

oh it's a parody account. I'm so bad with this shit these days or alternatively they are so on point it's impossible to tell.

It's a fascinating photo. Big big man, big big flag backdrop, but little little flag pin on his lapel, maybe sending "Little Britain" message? Big big medals, but then little man, miniscule replication of the big man, at the top, dwarfed by the medals and his own face. Gutwrenching disparities of scale, some sort of nationalist code. Eyes like snakes, as metallic as the medal surfaces. And to top it off, the rusty dilapidated underbelly of the board, of the country, barely hidden by all the this shiny bombastic pablum. It's art.

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pretty sure it isn't, there's loads of videos of him talking to camera, unless AI is now much better than I thought it was.

Not a parody

https://miketapp.co.uk/

he's wearing a regimental tie too. what a prick

https://i0.wp.com/miketapp.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/Army-Flag.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1

he's wearing a regimental tie too

the intelligence corps apparently, fucking weasel

why do his fucking medals always look clumsily shopped onto him? I could understand him not wanting to be crass enough to wear them all the time, oh actually, no ...scrub that.

That billboard looks like a threat to anyone daring to attempt immigrating into the UK.
"Welcome to Dover, fuckers" *cracks knuckles*

No way "Mike Tapp* isn't a joke

Was Mike Gapes? *long pause*

I mean

at least Gapesy was a funny and storied type of hideous Labour right creature. This psycho probably got a medal for shooting a child dead in cold blood or something.

when I say storied it relates with Gaspesy's student days when he was a staunch Stalinist.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D612sCCXkAEk0OB?format=jpg&name=small

Bud I don't disagree it's just wall to wall cunts and if I'm aligned with the Daily Mail here we're both right but for technically different reasons

Parliamentary democracy being the ILM of being political etc etc

Do these people never learn, no they never learn

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/04/senior-tory-mortified-after-reportedly-passing-mps-data-to-dating-app-contact

Hoping to wrest the Dover seat from sitting MP Sybil Ance

still confused about whether this guy is a parody or not

https://i.imgur.com/ZLzAryG.png

The "evil terrorists" line definitely makes this look like a parody.

afaict he's really the Labour candidate for Dover and is really a Stamerite right-winger, but is also taking the piss out of himself in a self-aware way to some extent?

Pulling a pint of Spitfire in the pub, coz i'm a normal bloke..#Dover #Deal #Kingsdown #ZetlandArms #VoteLabour pic.twitter.com/bVH9KHHlrK

— Mike Tapp (@MikeTappTweets) January 28, 2024

i've just played all the videos on his website at once, it's pretty trippy

Spooks 4 Labour

You'd hope he's taking the piss but hard to tell.

maybe walking a fine line between self-aware self-deprecation and open contempt for the electorate? 'here you, this is the kind of shit you idiots like, isn't it' etc

the "haha i'm a cunt but at least i know i'm a cunt" is the feeblest form of self-effacement

"vote for me there's a non-zero chance i've done war crimes" is pretty on brand for Labour 2024

only someone who has personally flamethrowered a bus full of kids can ensure your bins get picked up on time

Would Smash (criminal gangs)

That surely hasn't been true in decades lol.

tories will go to work and cut arts funding and then go home to their designer furniture and William Morris wallpaper and put a BBC drama on and then discuss the Renaissance masters over dinner https://t.co/bmoYPVdOpF

— Daisy Dixon (@daisyldixon) April 5, 2024

It's metafiction

LOL @ the idea of Rishi Sunak discussing the Renaissance masters

A person being mad about the Renaissance masters could look at Hirst and Emin and want to destroy higher education anyway.

RETVRN

(to trevor griffiths plays for 2day on TV every week)

go home to their Laura Ashley wallpaper, discussing Johnny Morris over M+S readymeals and then put on some Netflix shite is more like it

not to set off discourse but why is wallpaper anyway, just whitewash all yr walls as the gods of art intended

wouldn't even know how to put it up. I don't even bother removing old wallpaper from previous tenants - just paint over that shit!

walls are bourgeois, get in a fucking yurt or gtfo

if you haven't tried to strip umpteen strata of anaglypta cemented in place over decades have you ever really lived?

you shouldn't really fuck with artex, it's low asbestos but if you are stripping it off for days it can't be good for you. Just paint over that ugly shit and fuhgeddaboutit

oh my days of reluctantly attempting diy are looooooong gone

Getting a professional in to plaster over artex is an investment worth making, if I wanted stipples all over my ceiling I'd have coated it in Aero bars.

now I have 'back once again with the renaissance masters' stuck in my head

"Sir" Ed Davey getting a kicking.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/09/alan-bates-tells-inquiry-post-office-spent-decades-lying-and-trying-to-discredit-me