Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

I want to say "boys" without hearing "Quiet Life" rattling round my head but here we are

jesus christ which cunt wrote that ending?

simultaneously astonishing and inevitable

Hate on chelsea all you want, but they know how to entertain

Is Ait Nouri playing forward today?

Ok not quite but further up

God I love Rayan

Wooooooooooooo

booking on damsgaard there as clownish a yellow as i may ever have seen given at first glance tbh, douglas luiz with the worst attempt at a roulade ive ever seen bar the one mrs mac threw in the bin last stephens day and damsgaard merely the end point of the drunken dervish

Commentators saying it was for an initial pullback that I could not immediately detect on the replay. They were a bit overdue a yellow tho

Villa on a run of scoring one very ugly goal for every very tidy goal they score

There we are, right on cue

Cunha on for a shaken up Ait-Nouri.

Please don't don't you be seriously hurt now

Hopefully just soreness. Cunha was probably already coming in for him but this was earlier than planned

So very lucky. For once we get a decision our way.

squeaky brum time

i can actually feel myself healing watching a team that isnt mine do something like this

Kilman Jesus Christ.

Play so well in the first half and now repeated mistakes and a chance to equalize

Holy shit I just saw what you were referring to deems. Wau

fun game since and all, not a fuck given for defending now either side

spurs are closer to topping the premier league than bayern are to bundesliga

keeper for brentford just managed to be outleapt for a hanging ball

unforgiveable

Sigh

Oh thank god

Oh FUCKING BULLSHIT

getting increasingly interested in the protection keepers in other teams get in this league

If that ridiculous Everton goal keeps them up...

Was the Wolves decision wrong? Was too stressed by the Villa to watch Match of the Day

Like was it a pedantically correct application of an annoying rule that people got mad about because of how late it was, like West Ham and their many handballs, or was it actually fucked up

player was offside arguably interfering with keeper who could not have saved the header under any circumstances

call that what you will i guess

ive seen spurs keeper obstructed about ten times in far more egregious ways in recent months tbh

Yeah we had one like that against Arsenal in the Covid season where it was chalked off though the keeper was obviously getting nowhere near it in any universe, we also had one or two more borderline ones against Brighton in the 6-1 that weren't disallowed

They don't know do they

I feel like I'd have been less mad if it'd been called on the field

yeah i was about to say, that was the petrol on the fire

Utd unable to muster a single shot in that half

Holy wow Man U

well that was a shot

Holy wow at dumb goalkeeping too

Mainoo is it

To give up a pen that stupidly, Christ

ref is not a cunt so far, even booked a forest player first

absolute piss

how can there be fifteen worse teams than this in the league lads

cunted it

a now joyously messy performance but still a lot of needless bookings and silliness

gonna be a lot of foolishness on show here i think

Well that was a decent finish

Isak is annoyingly good

Hwang available for selection for Wolves

But Ait-Nouri is out. Lol. Story of the season.

They said yesterday he was going to be in match day so seems not serious but must have had setback

Yeah I was led to expect he was gonna start. It's so academic now it's hard to get psyched, we finish the season 10th to 12th and that's a good achievement for O'Neil but it's all gonna be by the book now except for the potential to fuck with the top/bottom 3

Which we get to do today, hopefully

Going to watch in living room because that's the lucky room

I'm in the pub preparing to shout at horses which feels about right tbh

Y'know when you get a gift like that and can't even score then

Holy shit Cunha

Cool we still can't defend