My car's alternator died in the right-turn lane during rush hour. People kept lining up behind it and honking at it when it wouldn't turn, even though no brake lights or turning indicators were on (and I was watching from a nearby store, waiting on a friend.)
So I found a sidewalk sign for an upcoming Art Walk and placed it behind my car. No more honking! People now saw the sign as the obstacle, not the car.
Which explains why while the cops never stopped (which was a relief), it was a truck with yellow lights from the city's sign department that finally showed up and helped push me into a parking lot.
Park in the middle of the street? Whatever. Mess with one of those sidewalk signs? Someone's going to get to the bottom of this!
― pplains, Sunday, 7 April 2024 17:36 (one month ago) link