Everybody
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 April 2024 18:39 (two months ago) link
OJ Simpson
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 11 April 2024 18:43 (two months ago) link
Stretching the 'people' part of the thread title to its limit, but George the lobster, born around 1869, needs to die before I do
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― the scouse that roared (Matt #2), Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:12 (two months ago) link
I really wanna outlive that 45 year old dude who's trying to age backwards
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:33 (two months ago) link
Ha! I saw someone had asked Noam Chomsky how he'd stayed so lucid in his 90s, and he was all, "you don't want to take advice from me. I don't exercise and I eat trash." I want Chomsky to outlive that biohacking dork.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:42 (two months ago) link
After I read about his dealings with Jeffrey Epstein, I would like to outlive Chomsky tbh.
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:51 (two months ago) link
sometimes i wish there was a "Like" button
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:54 (two months ago) link
combined consensus pyramid of preferred outliving: Trump < Epstein (dead) < OJ (dead) < Biohacker < Chomsky < Lobster < Everyone else < Self
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:22 (two months ago) link
I'm fine with being outlived by a truly venerable lobster
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:29 (two months ago) link
Chomsky's "mind your own business" response re: Epstein was damning, the kind of horrible old bastard I could probably just about outlive at a push!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:44 (two months ago) link
Pharma Bro
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:46 (two months ago) link
I will live to piss on the grave of that one fuckin' tortoise.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:54 (two months ago) link
KanyeElonTrump
― nashwan, Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:02 (two months ago) link
Jonathan, hatched c. 1832, was brought to Saint Helena from the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean in 1882, along with three other tortoises at about 50 years of age.
Inspiring! Who says life has to decline at 50?!?
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:03 (two months ago) link
180 is the new 50
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:05 (two months ago) link
Everyone.
― Jeff, Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:05 (two months ago) link