Life Goal: People you would like to outlive

OJ Simpson

Stretching the 'people' part of the thread title to its limit, but George the lobster, born around 1869, needs to die before I do

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I really wanna outlive that 45 year old dude who's trying to age backwards

Ha! I saw someone had asked Noam Chomsky how he'd stayed so lucid in his 90s, and he was all, "you don't want to take advice from me. I don't exercise and I eat trash." I want Chomsky to outlive that biohacking dork.

After I read about his dealings with Jeffrey Epstein, I would like to outlive Chomsky tbh.

sometimes i wish there was a "Like" button

combined consensus pyramid of preferred outliving: Trump < Epstein (dead) < OJ (dead) < Biohacker < Chomsky < Lobster < Everyone else < Self

I'm fine with being outlived by a truly venerable lobster

Chomsky's "mind your own business" response re: Epstein was damning, the kind of horrible old bastard I could probably just about outlive at a push!

Pharma Bro

I'm fine with being outlived by a truly venerable lobster

I will live to piss on the grave of that one fuckin' tortoise.

Kanye
Elon
Trump

Jonathan, hatched c. 1832, was brought to Saint Helena from the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean in 1882, along with three other tortoises at about 50 years of age.

Inspiring! Who says life has to decline at 50?!?

180 is the new 50

Everyone.