sometimes i wish there was a "Like" button
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 April 2024 19:54 (two months ago) link
combined consensus pyramid of preferred outliving: Trump < Epstein (dead) < OJ (dead) < Biohacker < Chomsky < Lobster < Everyone else < Self
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:22 (two months ago) link
I'm fine with being outlived by a truly venerable lobster
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:29 (two months ago) link
Chomsky's "mind your own business" response re: Epstein was damning, the kind of horrible old bastard I could probably just about outlive at a push!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:44 (two months ago) link
Pharma Bro
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:46 (two months ago) link
I will live to piss on the grave of that one fuckin' tortoise.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 11 April 2024 20:54 (two months ago) link
KanyeElonTrump
― nashwan, Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:02 (two months ago) link
Jonathan, hatched c. 1832, was brought to Saint Helena from the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean in 1882, along with three other tortoises at about 50 years of age.
Inspiring! Who says life has to decline at 50?!?
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:03 (two months ago) link
180 is the new 50
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:05 (two months ago) link
Everyone.
― Jeff, Thursday, 11 April 2024 21:05 (two months ago) link