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managed to anticipate the bizarrest stuff years in advance

2011:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USA5v08NcEU

Evan, Monday, 15 April 2024 16:27 (two months ago) link

I've probably pointed it out before but Tim trying to explain why he's trying to pay for Ayaka's abortion despite being staunchly pro-life is maybe the best encapsulation of Republican 'logic' I've ever seen

frogbs, Monday, 15 April 2024 21:22 (two months ago) link

You need options

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 15 April 2024 21:52 (two months ago) link

Sometimes situations occur

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 00:05 (two months ago) link

The situation had to be evacuated

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 00:11 (two months ago) link

Getting a little choked up at the 40 years of Jaws 2 montage (which is actually a Jaws 3 montage; movie buffs will know). So great to see so many people around the world celebrate such a massive milestone. Jaws 2 made it! to think we're only 4 years from the big 50!

H.P, Thursday, 18 April 2024 01:43 (one month ago) link

the people’s joker (written and directed by on cinema editor vera drew) is so good

ivy., Thursday, 18 April 2024 02:53 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

well this is not where I was expecting this to go

https://www.heinetwork.tv/episode/district-attorney-of-san-bernardino-press-conference-05-02-2024/?mc_cid=583ac50863&mc_eid=71f031f5c9

frogbs, Friday, 3 May 2024 22:11 (one month ago) link

the fact that the shooter was calling for Toni still seems to be an outstanding point, especially since in retrospect she did get kinda weird when the subject of computers was brought up?

lmao that Tim was right when he said it was "just some dude"

frogbs, Friday, 3 May 2024 22:15 (one month ago) link

i was assuming that joaqin is joey p's real name? or am i missing something

paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Saturday, 4 May 2024 21:23 (one month ago) link

nah, Joey's supposed to be Italian and he ain't 27, plus whoever it was got shot and nearly bled to death, whereas Joey was healthy enough to beat both Tim AND Gregg's asses during the Oscar Special

still kinda suspicious that Joey happened to be in Mexico while it went on, not to mention Tim pointing the finger directly at Amato. maybe he just inferred what everyone watching did but I'd assume he knows *something*

gotta say the show is almost starting to remind of something like Breaking Bad, it's leaving all these little crumbs around pointing at a larger story but there's still so much left to be revealed. I wonder if G. Amato's interest in HEI points and Matt's own crypto scam are gonna be linked in any way

frogbs, Saturday, 4 May 2024 22:21 (one month ago) link

“Timothy Newman”

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 4 May 2024 22:45 (one month ago) link

cant tell if having all this potentially being nothing is irritating or brilliant

frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 04:10 (one month ago) link

Like the Breaking Bad analogy above, this show is always misdirecting you. It’s brilliant of course.

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 May 2024 12:38 (one month ago) link

"it is a crazy conspiracy theory created by what is clearly a mentally-compromised...nutcase" joey is so good

ivy., Thursday, 16 May 2024 19:56 (one month ago) link

congrats to bill brown

c u (crüt), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:29 (one month ago) link

Bill Brown, a king’s king.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:47 (one month ago) link

What’s Joey P’s deal? He’s a far better actor than what I’ve come to expect.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 16 May 2024 20:47 (one month ago) link

I think Tim was looking for someone normal to play a normal person instead of the usual weirdos they have in the extended Tim and Eric universe

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 May 2024 21:56 (one month ago) link

he's the only person in the show's history to give actual movie reviews lol

frogbs, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:00 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107954

Return of the Roller Blade Seven
starring joe estevez, frank stallone, and more.
1.9/10 bags of imdb popcorn.

211 people voted. 33 people gave it 10 bags of popcorn, including the review below. unfortunately 102 people gave it 1 bag of popcorn.

This is a Great Film!
uscfilmgrad200021 February 2004
I am always amused when anonymous reviewers attempt to criticizes actors and filmmakers here at IMDb.com. Most of the time I simply read the reviews and chuckle. But, in regard to this film, I feel like I really need to put in my two cents, because it seems that most of the reviewers are either missing the point of this film or simply want to attack the filmmakers, (for whatever reason).

First of all, I am grad film student at U.S.C. In one of my classes we went through the three films associated with the project, THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN, RETURN OF THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN, and LEGEND OF THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN, frame by frame. So, I believe I know these films as well as anyone, expect maybe the filmmaker. And, 'Yes,' I have gone to both Scott Shaw's and Donald G. Jackson's websites and have read what they have had to say about these films. What I have to say is that they accomplished exactly what they set out to do; to make a completely nontraditional, art based, film.

Now, I am not saying this is the greatest film every. What I am saying, however, is that the filmmakers used every element at their disposable to, as they put it, 'Push the envelope,' of film-making.

If you look at what Donald G. Jackson and Scott Shaw accomplished in this film, with out any of the computer technology which became available after this film was made, they did one hell of a great job. The camera work is great, the editing is great, the story line, (or lack of one), is also great. What I think they really accomplished is to be the first to bring an MTV style of edit to a full length feature film. Or, three in this case.

Not only are these films visually inspirational, but they brought together a great cast. I mean look at the acting careers of Karen Black, Don Stroud, and William Smith. If actors of that caliber embraced this film, how is a person who has no background in either acting or film-making qualified to criticize it. I mean you may not like Indy Art Films, but a Scott Shaw says on his website, 'You may not like the art of Picasso but you can not say it is not art!'

There are a lot of reviewers who claim they could make a better film. As I always say to people who make this claim, 'Let's see it.'

I briefly met both Scott Shaw and Donald G. Jackson when they gave a lecture at the DGA, Director's Guild of America, a couple of years ago. They were both very nice men and have held true to their ideal of pushing the boundaries of traditional film-making. I believe they are both an inspiration and the nonsensical criticism of this film should cease. People should open their eyes and see this movie for what it is, an inspiration to Indy Filmmaker that you can make a nontraditional film and push the boundaries of the accepted and the expected.

10 out of 31 found this helpful

z_tbd, Monday, 10 June 2024 14:46 (one week ago) link

just the other night i was just watching beach babes from beyond starring joe estevez

ivy., Monday, 10 June 2024 14:48 (one week ago) link

there was some episode of on cinema (or an oscar special) where they listed out dozens of joe estevez films, and at the time i thought it was a gag, but...those movies are real

z_tbd, Monday, 10 June 2024 15:01 (one week ago) link

i'm finally watching a bunch of seasons i missed and worked my way back to the Trial-era. amazing to see greg and mark spend an entire episode shittalking tim, only to have joe get a call from tim and reveal that he'll be out of jail tomorrow. joe was so genuinely happy, too. :)

z_tbd, Monday, 10 June 2024 15:03 (one week ago) link

that slow zoom in on their faces when he says he's getting out of jail is one of the rare times this show actually works in a real punchline

frogbs, Monday, 10 June 2024 15:23 (one week ago) link

TWO POTATOS?!?!?

H.P, Monday, 10 June 2024 18:28 (one week ago) link

Someone up above said it but Joe kills me how he announces “potatoes”.

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 10 June 2024 20:13 (one week ago) link

You’re not ready for this . pic.twitter.com/ktHLdMEw29

— Axiom of Rock House (@axiaofficial) June 11, 2024

paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 00:17 (five days ago) link

Kinda looks like Harmony Korine but I know it’s not…. Who is the new colab?

H.P, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 00:19 (five days ago) link

m1k3 p0rtn0y from dr34mth34t3r

paul mccartney and wigs (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 00:25 (five days ago) link


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