Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

if one were to try to game the ascent of a big club by reverse applying what we suspect to be true here:

watch villa

getting away with murder against us at least since gerrards time, it must mean something

it has to, otherwise what are we even doing here *scatters various folders and papers across desk*

anyway-

fuck the pundits and print media who are clutching their pearls at forest, not only are the club 100% right to do what they did but they should play this out with maximum resolve and force the points deduction and whatever else in order to underline the ridiculous hypocricy of their treatment of different clubs in covering up their own feckless disinterest in the administration of the rules

cf how arteta, despite arsenal being a smalldick swot club who you are allowed beat up while the house master looks the other way, gets away with saying whatever he wants about it and behaving however he wants on the sidelines.

the entire establishment are a pack of cunts and im only really annoyed that spurs have only benefited three times in my memory, if this is big six ye can fucking keep it at the price

Making Bournemouth look good.

Thank God for Jose Sa

Maybe just sit out the rest of the season

Bournemouth are good!

Heard them saying after they'd cleared the Everton goal as being not offside they were "just checking there's nothing else untoward", very slowly, yeah I bet they are

GET THE FUCK IN

Oh look VAR is probably going to take it away.

If it does, I'm not watching the rest

Fuck this league. I'm out

Man Utd managing to be 2-1 down to Sheffield Utd with something like 83% possession

think the latter have scored every shot they've had on target?

Salah has been cat the last few hames

Salah has been cat the last few games

miaow

either way tbf xp

Klopp ending with a whimper.

walker slides foot first into keeper to knock ball into alvarez in for fourth

blatant pen for brighton just waved away and var confirms

the system gets worse and worse and worse and those implementing cannot even give themselves a win at three nil up

craven dogs

Slot this, Slot that

Liverpool doing a very good impression of last season’s Arsenal.

HWANG

var must be broken

Lol the cheers after play resumed after the goal was such wonderful sarcasm from the fans

TOTI

foul for me

Yeah, it was a little too deliberate, poor refereeing on the field to turn it into a shocking late VAR spectacle if anything

Glad to scrape through that game, glad the lingering spectre of Utd finishing 4th by winning all their remaining games 7-0 has been banished, I wish everyone a very honourable fight for the remaining champions league place and also please lose 5-0 to Arsenal tomorrow cheers

oh done and done, villa have that spot wrapped up- we are piss poor and limping home at this stage

glad the lingering spectre of Utd finishing 4th by winning all their remaining games 7-0 has been banished

I'll be surprised if United win another match this season, to be honest

It was a foul, but it would have been super cool if it wasn't called I reckon

Anyways I can't talk. I woke up and it was 2-0 so I decided to watch the dodgers (very smart decision h.p)

You guys hear about this shohei ohtani bloke? He's like Ronaldo and Messi combined, but Japanese and likeable.

Anyways yeah, put me down for $50 on United not winning another game this season. I like those odds

You must understand that both "Aston Villa failing to finish 4th despite appearing to be a lock for it" and "Manchester United Football Club post-1993" have a certain unshakeable psychological hold over us

You guys hear about this shohei ohtani bloke? He's like Ronaldo and Messi combined, but Japanese and likeable.

Anyways yeah, put me down for $50 on United not winning another game this season. I like those odds

― H.P, Sunday, 28 April 2024 09:23 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Baseball doesn’t seem like a real thing that still happens and has new stars. To look up this name and see that he is the new Babe Ruth feels like he has resurrected something long forgotten that you only see in movies set in the 1950s. Sometimes I think American culture can’t stop trying to be everywhere and feels inescapable; it’s nice to know I’ve avoided one thing that you guys can keep to yourself.

Not American, but I'll pass on the message

Neanderthal is more than welcome but then he only talks about the Wolves.

Is it my imagination of are there dozens of baseball threads on ILX at the moment?

Yeah but all the yanks are asleep right now

(Sorry sorry I'll head out the way I came)

clearly off and anyway doesnt matter cos we are clearly shakey legged cunts

Apologies for implied Americanness HP

Yr boys darragh, they just keep falling over

Ange out, send him back to Celtic.

Our goal difference to come second this season is going to be ridiculous.

two fouls on the keeper two goals, its an easy game this

If Brighton fail to score against Bournemouth on Sunday, this is going to win the Albion's April Goal of the Month Award by default #BHAFC https://t.co/itUh3m48KG

— We Are Brighton (@wearebrighton) April 26, 2024

Lol, needs 'Life of Riley' soundtrack

Nottingham making a meal out of bottling

Erm.. isn’t this exactly what Onana did yesterday? pic.twitter.com/tcfDkJbmTQ

— Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) April 28, 2024

This feels like a match where we wait endless for NFO to equalize, they do at 89', then give up the game winner at 91'

oh christ, it's that banjo kid from Deliverance again

HAHA

lol - they're already doing this in MLS in the US, though haven't seen it in the wild yet. have some real balls, let one or two representatives of the team offer a rebuttal each time: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40056058/howard-webb-premier-league-referees-set-explain-var-decisions-crowd