Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

It's really wild. There is basically zero legitimate use case for this, like selling an AI safecracking tool

its sad how often peoples search history shows up in indictments

what we need -- for better movies and for arresting the deepfakers -- is AI Columbo

That's right

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81j2KZnMw8L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg

uhh, you get control of ai deepfake to crush the boss, and that's how offensive you make it? it's def unacceptable for a school official (or anyone), but gop congressmen are more offensive on the record.

and then you get busted with a gun at a airport?

ai columbo would know darien was SET UP and find the real criminal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nqrYO5SyGU

I’d go to an all-breadstick restaurant tho

A trip down memory lane to being a picky eater who didn’t like ‘red sauce.’ Every Italian restaurant was a breadstick restaurant.

what we need -- for better movies and for arresting the deepfakers -- is AI Columbo

― mark s

there was that person a couple years ago who did a dead-on columbo impersonation. was a big fan of that.

The 42-second voice recording, purportedly of a Maryland high school principal in the midst of a racist rant, derided Black students as “ungrateful” and unable to “test their way out of a paper bag.”

“I’m just so sick of the inadequacies of these people,” sneered the voice on the recording, which was posted on social media in January, igniting outrage and prompting the school district to place the principal on leave.

But the recording was not what it seemed, according to Baltimore County police. A school employee, investigators charged Thursday, had used artificial-intelligence tools to fabricate the audio with the intention of falsely depicting the principal, Eric Eiswert, as bigoted and antisemitic.

The employee, Dazhon Darien, 31, the former athletic director at Pikesville High School, was taken into custody at Baltimore-Washington International Marshall Airport on Thursday as he was about to fly to Houston. Airport security personnel, after detaining Darien because he was carrying a firearm, discovered that a judge had just issued a warrant for his arrest in the AI case.

Darien, in a text message, declined to comment Friday and referred questions to an attorney who was not immediately available. He was released on a $5,000 bond at a hearing Thursday where he was charged with disrupting school activities, retaliating against a witness, stalking and theft, according to court records.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/04/26/baltimore-ai-voice-audio-framing-principal/

I see your AI doomerism and raise you Toby Keith praising Mao Zedong pic.twitter.com/CCQEo7pTED

— liz 🇵🇸 (@okaygreatfine) April 26, 2024

that was fun

yeah, that's a jam

If only there was a way to confine AI to shitposting.

omg. we will never, ever be free until skynet and all networks are destroyed forever, will we?

Starting a cult that worships solar flares and prays for a global EMP.

Encyclopaedia Metallum/Metal Archives on AI generated music: not allowed and when suspected proof of human origin will be required: https://www.metal-archives.com/news/view/id/296

kinda surprised a metal forum makes no exceptions for music of demonic origin
they're in for a conundrum if satan chooses to come back as an AI

I play that "Toby Keith" song every morning.

AI is so good. Destroy all art.

https://www.media.io/api-jk/v1/vsas/share/vsas-0c0493bb-6c9c-49e6-b8f3-627b12470c19

ai rhianna

oh god what have you done

An underrated feature of AI generated art and music is the ability to get close to finally *showing* others what the inside of your mind often looks like. For better or worse.

This was this morning's mood. Not perfect, but not that far off either.

Anyone else doing the same? pic.twitter.com/w78vJxNzo2

— Eric Weinstein (@EricRWeinstein) May 5, 2024

Eric needs to get out more

I kind of agree with him, but also think we may not need to see the insides of many people's minds

wouldn't the textual prompt he used to generate this image also explain how he felt?

(with apologies to all the aphantasic people out there)

lol this guy didn't realize that everyone's mind looks like that

xpost yeah it's kinda like when people go "omg look at the hilariously outlandish thing AI wrote for me", and then you see the prompt which is so weirdly specific and detailed the author probably could have written it themselves

i know these are ten a penny but this one particularly amused me

https://x.com/kjoules/status/1788473761542607278?s=46

AI stuck in its thumb and pulled out a bananum.

i tried it but unthinkingly put "that" in the prompt and got this

https://i.imgur.com/yYXNQca.png

take that out and get the same as the original

https://i.imgur.com/SsOFCH0.png

well look who’s the idiot *now*

https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/may/09/openai-considers-allowing-users-to-create-ai-generated-pornography

this can only end well

you can always tell by looking at the penises

general rule of thumb truth bomb.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:oqbijttmayqui2xv3e2xwcdz/bafkreibnh4zsfa3mfcco7ojkfx5lwca6lloa6j2pueez4plhfnhsdct5vm@jpeg

the mckayleigh lisa

her gaze truly follows you everywhere you go, because she has severe strabismus

Acceptable Face is a great name for a student yearbook portrait business

perfectly acceptable face with one huge eye

slightly better than potato jesus fresco

Very disappointed that the Mona Lisa post cropped out the user's name because I really want to explore more of their AI art

Tge comment on tge video is iffy but I thought I'd get both in here.

“CGI in hollywood was developed to reduce the cost of film making but people's expectation increased, so cost involved in CGI also increased.”

Movies are a good example of more tech in product but product has deteriorated significantly…bad scripts, bad acting… https://t.co/nEqcPYUTdY

— Rupak (@ghose77) May 14, 2024

There is a lot of automation, but there are jobs in technology out there, even if there is a slow down because a lot of the cash is specifically going into AI

the cost comes out of a different bucket is the accounting trick

just make everything unprofitable on paper

the new chatgpt (4) was released for limited free use today. you can use it for a bit (i probably had about 1, and then it times out for the day. what caught my eye was that you can now direct it to browse the internet.

me: what does it mean that you can browse the web

ChatGPT
When I say that I can browse the web, it means I have the capability to search the internet in real-time to retrieve information on a variety of topics. Here’s what this entails:

Real-time Information: I can look up current events, latest news, recent studies, or any information that might have changed since my last training cut-off in October 2023.
Expanded Knowledge: If you ask about a topic that I'm not fully knowledgeable about, I can search for and retrieve relevant and up-to-date information to provide a more accurate and complete answer.
Verification of Facts: For questions requiring precise data or current status (like live sports scores, weather updates, stock prices), I can fetch and verify these details from reliable sources.
Diverse Perspectives: I can gather information from multiple sources to provide a balanced view on topics, especially those that might be controversial or have varying opinions.
Specific Information Retrieval: If you provide a URL, I can open it to extract and summarize information directly from the provided link.

we talked about ilx for a while. i asked it about certain threads of mine and it kept referring to a wikihow thread that doesn't exist:

me: Can you tell me about specific users / posters? For example, z_tbd and their thread Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

ChatGPT

Searched 6 sites

The ILX thread you referenced, "Wikihow: the worst content on the internet?" created by user z_tbd, is a long-running discussion on the forum I Love Everything (ILE). This thread focuses on highlighting and humorously critiquing various questionable, bizarre, and poorly written articles found on WikiHow.

...

me: I'm sorry, you're mistaken. That user, z_tbd, has not created a thread called "Wikihow: the worst content on the internet". Can you please provide the URL you used to get that info?

ChatGPT: I apologize for the error. Here is the correct information based on the thread you mentioned:

The thread titled "Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!" was started by user z_tbd on ILX. This thread is a humorous offer from the user to animate photos provided by other members of the community. The thread reflects the light-hearted and playful nature of some discussions on ILX, where users engage in creative and entertaining projects.

not sure why i apologized to chatgpt, though i guess i felt bad because it was kind of a confusing request since the thread was created by z s not z_tbd. real life is weird. anyway, as you can see it's still just...making up shit, even if it is the disposition of chatgpt is generally supportive and cheerful - it will tell you exactly what you wanted to hear. but, it's also coherent and, if you're not paying close attention, and if your goal is not to be accurate but to simulate something that's close to accurate, it does the job.

me: Who is the most legendary ILXor?

ChatGPT: Determining the most legendary ILXor (member of the ILX community) can be subjective, as it depends on the criteria used—such as influence, activity, or notoriety. However, some names frequently come up in discussions about the most notable ILX members:

Ned Raggett: Widely respected for his extensive knowledge of music and prolific contributions to ILM (I Love Music). He is known for his thoughtful and detailed posts.

Tom Ewing: One of the founders of ILX and the creator of the popular blog "Freaky Trigger". Ewing is also known for his "Popular" project, where he reviews every UK number one single.

Dom Passantino: Known for his sharp wit and often provocative posts, Dom has been a polarizing but influential figure on the boards.

Marcello Carlin: Recognized for his deep insights into music and culture, Carlin's posts and reviews are highly regarded by many in the ILX community.

Jess Harvell: A music critic whose contributions have left a lasting impact on ILM, Harvell's writings and discussions are frequently referenced and respected.

you can use it for a bit (i probably had about 1, and then it times out for the day.

sorry, forgot to finish this thought - i probably had about 10 interactions with chatgpt4 before it was locked out for the day, reverting back to 3.5 for free use

haha no mention of Momus

https://www.udio.com/songs/f5cLWp912oWhTwaGvt71au

xp i asked it to follow up with a top 20 and it mentioned momus at #4