Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

I do love both gratitude and ampersands so I'm tempted

I BRING YOU LOVE [montyburns.gif]

you can get it engraved for a low extra price. this thing costs $250!

https://melaniatrump.com/nfts/jewelry-5.jpg

upside: nobody will ever mug you for it.

I really don't care. Do you?

as rare and beautiful as a three-leaf clover

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/5qIAAOSw~15ekyKz/s-l1600.jpg

TEABAG
TEABAG
TEABAG

that quote tho
Also, gratifying to see that Melania uses twitter in preference to Truth Social

well, she wants to sell some baubles & trinkets to have her own mad money

I'd guess the pre-nup contract leans heavily toward Donald keeping at least 95% of his wealth in a divorce, so there's other incentives besides mad money.

Mark my words, Barron is going to rule Russia one day. You'll see.

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xpost That's the worst looking Duran Duran tribute band I've ever seen.

"Meet (The Spawn of) El Presidente"

is that from a wax museum?

https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/donald-trump-mad-about-trial-sketch.jpg

What the hell are those photos

Barron Trump towers over guests in rare appearance at Mar-a-Lago

The one on the right is going to commit so many crimes

"Baron Trump and friends" lol yes very normal friends for any 18-year-old. this is what, his bodyguard and his coke-dealing wingmen?

that first picture looks like the eastern european reboot of Entourage.

Lol

I've just seen a terrible vision of the future. I'm counting the months/years til Trump dies/disappears. Are his spawn just gonna step into his shoes and keep the presidential grift rolling?

they don't have the juice

I hope so.

first pic, fourth guy: "let me get him, boss" - Barron: (pokerface, thinking of painful ways to kill the photographer)

He's definitely inherited his facial expressions from Mom not Dad

Think he refers to his dad as "liddle"?

he has, tbf, previously left his wife for a youngwan

our man really lookin like dogshit

https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2024/04/Donald-Trump.png?strip=1

A dog that ate a lot of carrots

find it kind of sickening that Trump played the "I can't even attend my son's graduation!" line along with "I can't be with Melania for her birthday!" today, like maybe you don't wanna draw attention to the fact that you can't do these things because you cheated on said wife while she was pregnant with said son. I mean maybe he's right that most GOP voters don't care about that stuff at all but still, even for him that's kind of craven. like if there's one thing we know about him it's that he has a famously great relationship with his wife and kids

but... he has a flag on his lapel, doesn't that mean that anyone who would convict this man hates america itself?

Seeing those new pictures of Barron make me wonder if someone in the Trump camp has done any research about what Slavic basketball players were in her vicinity around the period of conception?

i was kinda thinking maybe....

https://assets.dmagstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/dirk-nowitzki-dallas-mavericks.jpg

Lol Barron looks so much like Don to me

Obv Don crossbred with supermodel genes

yeah he looks a lot like donald and melania did, in like the 1980s

Yeah, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Young Donald Trump wasn't a bad looking guy, he just opted to become willfully grotesque over time for some reason. Or maybe his transformation into a goblin was the cost of doing business with whichever demonic entity gave him the power to be an eternally-sucking hole of consequence-free malfeasance. Who can say.

My guess is that the second photo above was intended to just be Donald with Barron, but DT refused to be photographed next to his much taller son unless he could drag the other fella into frame to make him look less short in comparison.

My guess is that the second photo above was intended to just be Donald with Barron, but DT refused to be photographed next to his much taller son unless he could drag the other fella into frame to make him look less short in comparison.

Whoops

i was surprised he allows barron to stand while photographed with him i imagine that’s a humiliation genes or no genes

bet he literally boasts to Barron that he was taller than that when he was his age but the rigged bone spurs cut him down

"I lost height for the Presidency"

"They're coming for YOUR height next, but they'll have to shorten me first!"

Or maybe his transformation into a goblin was the cost of doing business with whichever demonic entity gave him the power to be an eternally-sucking hole of consequence-free malfeasance.

Now this, THIS is a sentence. Thank you.

Somebody’s getting nervous

“His views on vaccines are FAKE.”

Trump goes after RFK Jr. and his running mate Nicole Shanahan.

He also says he’d rather have Biden win than RFK Jr. pic.twitter.com/pd631zO16f

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 27, 2024

It’s gonna be a long year