Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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Liverpool doing a very good impression of last season’s Arsenal.

HWANG

var must be broken

Lol the cheers after play resumed after the goal was such wonderful sarcasm from the fans

TOTI

foul for me

Yeah, it was a little too deliberate, poor refereeing on the field to turn it into a shocking late VAR spectacle if anything

Glad to scrape through that game, glad the lingering spectre of Utd finishing 4th by winning all their remaining games 7-0 has been banished, I wish everyone a very honourable fight for the remaining champions league place and also please lose 5-0 to Arsenal tomorrow cheers

oh done and done, villa have that spot wrapped up- we are piss poor and limping home at this stage

glad the lingering spectre of Utd finishing 4th by winning all their remaining games 7-0 has been banished

I'll be surprised if United win another match this season, to be honest

It was a foul, but it would have been super cool if it wasn't called I reckon

Anyways I can't talk. I woke up and it was 2-0 so I decided to watch the dodgers (very smart decision h.p)

You guys hear about this shohei ohtani bloke? He's like Ronaldo and Messi combined, but Japanese and likeable.

Anyways yeah, put me down for $50 on United not winning another game this season. I like those odds

You must understand that both "Aston Villa failing to finish 4th despite appearing to be a lock for it" and "Manchester United Football Club post-1993" have a certain unshakeable psychological hold over us

You guys hear about this shohei ohtani bloke? He's like Ronaldo and Messi combined, but Japanese and likeable.

Anyways yeah, put me down for $50 on United not winning another game this season. I like those odds

― H.P, Sunday, 28 April 2024 09:23 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Baseball doesn’t seem like a real thing that still happens and has new stars. To look up this name and see that he is the new Babe Ruth feels like he has resurrected something long forgotten that you only see in movies set in the 1950s. Sometimes I think American culture can’t stop trying to be everywhere and feels inescapable; it’s nice to know I’ve avoided one thing that you guys can keep to yourself.

Not American, but I'll pass on the message

Neanderthal is more than welcome but then he only talks about the Wolves.

Is it my imagination of are there dozens of baseball threads on ILX at the moment?

Yeah but all the yanks are asleep right now

(Sorry sorry I'll head out the way I came)

clearly off and anyway doesnt matter cos we are clearly shakey legged cunts

Apologies for implied Americanness HP

Yr boys darragh, they just keep falling over

Ange out, send him back to Celtic.

Our goal difference to come second this season is going to be ridiculous.

two fouls on the keeper two goals, its an easy game this

If Brighton fail to score against Bournemouth on Sunday, this is going to win the Albion's April Goal of the Month Award by default #BHAFC https://t.co/itUh3m48KG

— We Are Brighton (@wearebrighton) April 26, 2024

Lol, needs 'Life of Riley' soundtrack

Nottingham making a meal out of bottling

Erm.. isn’t this exactly what Onana did yesterday? pic.twitter.com/tcfDkJbmTQ

— Frank🧠🇳🇱 (fan) (@TenHagEra) April 28, 2024

This feels like a match where we wait endless for NFO to equalize, they do at 89', then give up the game winner at 91'

oh christ, it's that banjo kid from Deliverance again

HAHA

lol - they're already doing this in MLS in the US, though haven't seen it in the wild yet. have some real balls, let one or two representatives of the team offer a rebuttal each time: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40056058/howard-webb-premier-league-referees-set-explain-var-decisions-crowd

Bonza airlolnes

Well anyway, I had fun

Arsenal have just got a penalty, rightly so, for a dive. It was blatant as fuck but contact happened so it was correct.

its a sickening league and ive less and less interest in anything happening in it

Neto fitness was a bluff obv, but I think we've got enough quality to get remorselessly drubbed tonight

Shall see. At least I didn't have to wake up early to watch.

Kinda wanna do Arsenal the favor cos fuck Man City

Yeah, nice to have no worries but a chance to spoil. Been at work today, now nestled in the pub waiting for kick off

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Not gonna claim any insight in calling this

Sorry guys but the sole interest left in this game is seeing how many Haaland can score.

My only regret is since the management changed in the pub the whiskey selection's shit

Lol ffs

No better way to break a slump than a game against Moyes at the bridge

Literally making us look like the best team in the history of the sport

itt moyes looking beleaguered

Chelsea makes zero sense this year