“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

early New Labour policies like WFTC + CTC are rather a stark contrast with Sir Kid Starver, who is sticking to the Theresa May "don't overbreed if you can't afford 'em" principle. It was exclusionary shit that only applied to "families" but it still pushed a lot of ppl a few inches above the poverty line. Starmer Labour won't have anything like that to point at if accused of political inertia.

I’d be surprised if they have anything like the 97 majority either

From his colouring & bloat it’s pretty clear starmer spent the lockdown years much the same way I did — “relatable” I guess but everyone knows a ton of pols have been sauced all the time, it’s a basically unremarkable trait

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/28/home-office-to-detain-asylum-seekers-across-uk-in-shock-rwanda-operation

I don't know that "sort the leader out" is that easy, the coalition has been fraying for a while. Alba might suck up the terfs, and Scottish Labour has been given a long leash on "the left wing alternative to the SNP" - Anas Sarwar's response to the CASS report was "The Scottish Government should produce one of our own" which is definitely not the line from Starmer. I mean, the leash will tighten a lot after a Labour win (and I'm a lot more pessimistic than most of you of Labour getting a small enough majority that Starmer has to listen to anyone), but people vote for illusions all the time.

“dreary man who possibly has a drink problem” is all time

Quite a large constituency that.

I’d be surprised if they have anything like the 97 majority either

I think it will be even bigger unless something dramatic and unexpected happens

I don't think it's a case of the dramatic & unexpected, Kieth has already alienated vast swathes of muslim voters, many of which could be in marginal constituencies. And expecting a bigger majority than '97 is crazy talk. And also I think it would be a disaster tbh. But I fucking hate these cunts so I might be a bit conflicted here.

the Tory vote is never going to be as low as the polling suggests. Their activists were like ants in my area in '19. I think Labour will have a weaker ground game than in in ,19. They have lost a lot of the enthusiastic fools who used to knock on doors and have been told they aren't welcome anymore. In fptp they could get 2-3 million less votes than Corbyn did and still win a big majority, but I think it will be much closer.

https://x.com/Aiannucci/status/1784836866186809565

must be a GE coming soon, Armando is back on his REGISTER TO VOTE campaign. Yep, that's some sharp analysis of the utter wretchedness of UK politics - we just need more voters.. lol

I could use my lovely blue tick to go off on some thousand word diatribe about how beyond awful these low-lying scoundrels are, but instead I’ll just stick with: register to vote, make sure you have the right ID to vote, and vote. pic.twitter.com/QsCMWGLdld

— Armando Iannucci (@Aiannucci) April 29, 2024

no idea what’s going on but looks like HY has played a bad hand badly

the Tory vote is never going to be as low as the polling suggests

I've 50 on them to win most seats. Its an outside bet obviously but I think they're being prematurely counted out. There's also a particular category of voter I don't think polling really captures very well - people who vote for the winner. Most of the time this is the incumbent, but when a particular victory is predicted and choreographed in advance, subconsciously the incoming party becomes perceived as the having already won, already being the incumbent. Questions about which party a voter prefers doesn't necessarily get at this

I'm definitely expecting turnout to be the lowest ever.

is it correct that the scottish government appears to have blown itself up for no apparent reason?

There's also a particular category of voter I don't think polling really captures very well - people who vote for the winner. Most of the time this is the incumbent, but when a particular victory is predicted and choreographed in advance, subconsciously the incoming party becomes perceived as the having already won, already being the incumbent. Questions about which party a voter prefers doesn't necessarily get at this

This is true, but I don't see how the tories have time to win this bunch round, Keith has been more or less declared the winner

The messaging, even from the Tories themselves, is that the election has already happened, and voting is a matter of dotting the I's and crossing the t's. I don't think its a question so much of if the Tories have time to turn it around, but whether the above has actually happened in the minds of voters. I think this is probably the case but not definitively the case

many of which could be in marginal constituencies.

According to the MRP, Sunak's in a marginal seat.

I hope you're right, but i guess we'll see what happens after the locals anyway.

I got one of them BNP leaflets from Labour telling me I should vote for change in the local elections because the Tories have increased average energy bills and taxes.

Yousaf is toast lol

At least he didn't cut a deal with Alba

Yousaf OUT

The candidates:
Bald bloke
Balding bloke
Terf
Not a terf (?)

After five mins of twitter research I reckon Gilruth isn't a TERF, or at the least the TERFs seem angrily sure she isn't one of them. She's also married to Kezia Dugdale, which could be interesting.

Kate Forbes was born in 1990. Crivens!

tbf she seems like she was born in 1890.

She looks like the child of Helen Lewis and Brendan O'Neill

bald guy#2 is almost as ugly as Ian Murray

Swinney seems to be a shoo-in despite being the most grey and boring man in the entire history of Scotland.

Swinney is awful. I can't get to the end of him saying one sentence without wanting to kill myself.

Not a terf(?) seems the best option.

is it correct that the scottish government appears to have blown itself up for no apparent reason?

― ufo, Monday, 29 April 2024 bookmarkflaglink

As a distant observer this appears to be the case to me. Really feels like it didn't need to happen.

Not really checked out how the London mayoral election is going and

No one should have to pay Sadiq Khan £12.50 to vote.

Today I am calling for Sadiq Khan to put the politics to one side and suspend the ULEZ on polling day, so no one is disenfranchised by his ULEZ tax.https://t.co/1PH3QMsV6x

— Susan Hall AM (@Councillorsuzie) April 29, 2024

Not easy the long 30 second drive to the polling station tbf

Monty Panesar!

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/apr/30/george-galloway-workers-party-election-candidates-monty-panesar

Imagine Parnesar knocking on your door at a general election.

Beats the drummer from Blur!

my only real memory of him is he represented my old university on University Challenge and didn't say a single word after introducing himself, answered zero questions.

(Celeb University Challenge, the easy one)

Some candidates have a background in fringe causes. The South Northamptonshire candidate, Mick Stott, is a former soldier who tried to recruit “common-law constables” to outnumber the police, who he believed were acting unlawfully during lockdown.

lol!

I miss the old cuddly attention- hungry cranks, nowadays you know it's all fash-pilled losers

What horror.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/apr/30/critical-incident-declared-in-hainault-amid-reports-of-stabbings-at-station

Too tired and sad to even moan about the different ways these crimes are reported depending on race

Tories and media trying to pin this on Sadiq Khan is truly desperate.

It’s disgusting.

Not sure why some people insist Kemi Badenoch "isn't that bad really".

https://news.stv.tv/world/british-ingenuity-not-colonialism-drove-uk-growth-says-kemi-badenoch

They're kidnapping people from their homes. Horrific. https://t.co/qV7Eiad1qH

— Benny Hunter (@BennnyH) May 1, 2024

Home Office must be burnt to the ground, as shoukd this country

i checked really hard to see if this was a spoof

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Sir Keir Starmer: My role in bringing Declan Rice to Arsenal

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— Telegraph Football (@TeleFootball) May 1, 2024

that tweet that xyzzz posted :(

xp

omg @ Starmer's laboured attempt at wacky gunners' fan humour in that Times interview, all involved should die of embarrassment.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMjgDh3XkAAkNJ6?format=jpg&name=900x900

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Sir Keir Starmer: My role in making Declan Rice relinquish any claim to Irishness.

"I looked him in the eyes and said, 'They shot Shergar. They panicked and shot him to death with uzis.' It took an hour for him to die. Blood everywhere. Awful." https://t.co/bBhWd72Gcj

— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) May 1, 2024