Thread for random old TV voiceover/announcer phrases that pop into your head

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"It's 10PM. Did you hug your child today?"

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Maybe the time was actually 7PM, it seems.

In NYC, it was "It's 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?"

Was there an epidemic of children running away from home in the '70s that I never noticed?

They had both those announcements iirc

The fact that they had to interrupt television programming at night to remind parents that they have children may explain something about our generation.

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"Bain de Soleil for the St. Tropez tan"

Bain de soleil, for the St. Tropez tan.

― Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:40 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

"Rice! A Roni.. the San Francisco Treat!"

"ooh! you! Subaru... got the brains, and the beauty too!"

Me and my RC! Me and my RC
What's good enough for everyone else
Ain't good enough for me

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"Wind Song by Prince Matchabelli" (nb: always pronounced Match-a-belly)

"There's a fragrance that's here today and they call it...
Charlie!" (cue Shelley Hack)

Heh. I used to get confusion with the British rock band Charlie, who always used to have cover girls on their...album covers.

"L'Oreal...because you're worth it."

― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, September 6, 2021 3:14 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink

For me, it's "Stu-stu-stu-studio Line from L'Oreal"

"In NYC, it was "It's 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?"

Was there an epidemic of children running away from home in the '70s that I never noticed?

― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, May 1, 2024 1:05 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink"

I remember seeing these as a kid and being like - I'm right here! Who the hell is a kid who isn't home by 10 but I had strict parents. My curfew through HS was 10:30.

Two commercial VOs that end with the same word, I'll let y'all guess the products:

"We don't make a lot of the products you buy. We make a lot of the products you buy better!"

"Little! Yellow! Different! Better!"

Wonder if it should if count if the slogan was kind of from before my time but I still remember it, such as "Brylcreem — A Little Dab'll Do Ya!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6F4GtyRfto

"Wind Song by Prince Matchabelli" (nb: always pronounced Match-a-belly)

― more difficult than I look (Aimless)

"I can't seem to forget you, your wind song plays in my mind ..."

Really loving the love for Prince Matchabelli’s Wind Song on this thread.