West Yorkshire failing to get to get into the top two again!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 19:20 (one month ago) link
hackney moleman klaxon: https://www.ft.com/content/fe13350f-6522-4892-b67e-301828b10070 (needs registration but it's free)
“tunnelling is something that should be talked about without panicking”
― mark s, Saturday, 4 May 2024 10:27 (one month ago) link
wow, a worthy addition to the lore
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 4 May 2024 11:18 (one month ago) link
related (actually conger hill in toddington): https://i.imgur.com/w2yb889.png
― mark s, Saturday, 4 May 2024 19:31 (one month ago) link
let her cook imo
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 May 2024 22:17 (one month ago) link
the levels of dgaf on display are pretty impressive tbh pic.twitter.com/Eq1rbSMIaG— Owain (@orhunt) May 16, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:08 (one month ago) link
Love it when people threaten to report something to the council. Like have you ever tried phoning the council? Yeah, good luck with that, pal
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:27 (one month ago) link
Thanks to the austerity the old woman's beloved Tories put in place!
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:30 (one month ago) link
Someone tell starmer that strict anti-harp legislation is a surefire winner with his target voters
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Thursday, 16 May 2024 22:35 (one month ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOpV1XeXMAAOjni?format=jpg&name=medium
jesus wept
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 09:31 (three weeks ago) link
I think you mean "Jezzy w"
― new wave of pictish heavy metal (Matt #2), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 10:58 (three weeks ago) link
50/50 on whether that is intended as savage mockery
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 11:14 (three weeks ago) link
Perfect for the Relly Engz thread
― glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 11:23 (three weeks ago) link
wait what is 'salad cream'?
nevermind, I don't wanna know
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:21 (three weeks ago) link
it's great is what it is
― i love a man in a unicorn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:24 (three weeks ago) link
A variant on mayonnaise (no oil, or less oil).
― nickn, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:36 (three weeks ago) link
I didn't even know what mayonnaise was when I was a kid, even "egg mayonnaise" sandwiches were made with salad cream.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:37 (three weeks ago) link
I thought mayo and salad dressing were the same thing as a kid, and at a shockingly old age I finally googled it and discovered salad dressing is made without egg yolks.
― nickn, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:43 (three weeks ago) link
yeah, "kid" in my case was probably well into my late 20's, lol
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 18:48 (three weeks ago) link
salad cream is like a runny, more vinegary mayo. best in a (*vegan) fish finger sandwich with a bit of lettuce, its acidity helps it cut through better than mayo
― Bernard Quidbins (NickB), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:04 (three weeks ago) link
huh, perhaps like our Miracle Whip but it's actually kinda sweet
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:13 (three weeks ago) link
miracle whip is an abomination, salad cream is ok
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 20:24 (three weeks ago) link
You want some real England eh?
2 people going to the Food Bank, who are they voting for?Conservatives, "They have helped us more than anybody.""I'd be so gutted if Rishi Sunak lost"pic.twitter.com/MyhYKMCCMx— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) May 27, 2024
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 21:06 (three weeks ago) link
Yes, I saw that the other day!
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 21:21 (three weeks ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GO0XlfuWcAAx38b?format=jpg&name=900x900
my stepdad sent me this short article about Dewsbury from the Hudds Daily Examiner to cheer me up. It opens with "It's a shithole - that's your headline".
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 30 May 2024 10:09 (two weeks ago) link
😳🍺 I'm having a pint of Stella what are you Having? pic.twitter.com/hSvTaMJjm4— Steady (@DeanoGorton) June 14, 2024
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 15 June 2024 16:47 (three days ago) link
I once saw someone open the boot of their car, take out a family size squeezy bottle of heinz ketchup, and do just that. I was in England at the time.
― ledge, Saturday, 15 June 2024 16:50 (three days ago) link
Oh my god I am never using condiments at a restaurant ever again. Although lately in America you get yer "ketchup" in a little metal cup (for portion control I guess).
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 15 June 2024 18:29 (three days ago) link
no it's a shot glass
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 15 June 2024 18:38 (three days ago) link
Single origin ketchup, aged for 18 months in used sherry casks
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:33 (three days ago) link
Son #1 asked today if you could make wine from coca cola, I reckon the preservatives would stop it fermenting no matter how much yeast you get in there, someone's probably had a go though. (a brief look at youtube reveals yes, someone has)
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:42 (three days ago) link
my son drinks Frank's hot sauce/Encona/whatever tabasco/scirocco variant is there, straight from the bottle and frequently drains the whole bottle. It is his wine.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:48 (three days ago) link
the thing I don't like about that vid is that it is intrusive and sneering, just leave the guy alone.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:50 (three days ago) link
fair
― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 15 June 2024 22:09 (three days ago) link