Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

xp god what a loser, the lack of insight is astonishing

that just made me lose my fucking cool, i cried laughing

This one is even funnier than the "painting" of Melania. The caption reads: "Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GMhtQfqXMAA_3iN.jpg

I sermon on her mound til she

https://imgur.com/OQ7Mums

Oh damn that’s broken never mind

one thing about seeing Lindell a bunch is that I've always wondered what some of these TV pitchman weirdos were like in real life. like they are all genuinely odd but they think they should be on TV all the time, which is an interesting combination of traits. the on screen personas they develop for themselves are like some Neil Breen creation.

kinda sad for him actually it kinda seemed like he was a fairly normal and thoughtful guy after kicking his addiction and Trump turned him into a raving lunatic

Feel sad for his employees tbh

At THIS point? I don't feel sad for them.

I do feel like religion played a big role in his recovery leading him to getting mixed up with Trump which brought a lot of that manic energy back out

That is the most Wisconsin Republican photo I've ever seen. I suppose they could have Robin Vos in the frame but beyond that, no notes.

This one is even funnier than the "painting" of Melania. The caption reads: "Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound."

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Andrew Zimmern and Lindell are the diverging crackhead recovery roads

Is Pillow Guy even alive anymore? He's kinda rockin' a Carnival of Souls vibe

https://media.timeout.com/images/121937/1024/576/image.webp

Is Pillow Guy even alive anymore? He's kinda rockin' a Carnival of Souls vibe

The photos from that guy's Twitter have all been manipulated.

There is no way that Lindell is sober based on that photo. Looks like he just came out of 4 day drug fugue to find someone dead in his bathtub.

The photo has been doctored by the Twitterer, I think.

Ah, maybe only a 2 day bender.

Pretty sure they’re making him look more like Paul Bearer

A doctored photo to be sure, but still, it could be the Pillow Guy. Isn't that how it works?

What If I Did It? (The Crack, I Mean)

I know its New York but the fact that there are basically no protestors outside the courthouse (only one today!) when Trump has been repeatedly calling for people to show up is pretty embarrassing

obviously it's because the unfair judge and the crooked nypd have outlawed protest in this once great nation!

well in fairness the cops are cracking skulls at columbia, to our big boy's delight - they can't be in two places at once!

it is funny that Trump has to sit and watch all this stuff

https://i.imgur.com/bZIGLfE.png

During a back-and-forth between Justice Juan Merchan and a defense attorney over alleged gag order violations, Donald Trump appeared surprised by an argument made by his lawyer Todd Blanche.
At the time, Merchan was describing his concern with Trump’s comments, particularly in the hallway outside the courtroom, about the trial.
“When those statements were made, it was your client who went down into that holding area and stood in front of the press and started to speak,” Merchan said. “He went to the press. He didn’t need to go in that direction.”
Merchan added: “Nobody forced your client to go stand where he did that day.”
At the defense table, Trump nodded, seeming to convey that he believed he was forced to speak out.
“Judge, I agree with that,” Blanche responded.
At those words, Trump turned around in his seat to look at his lawyer, seemingly surprised that Blanche conceded a point that Trump disagreed with strongly.

countdown to Trump firing this lawyer...

he should represent himself

"Look, Your Honor, have you ever tried to shut a toddler up?"

he might bring his own gavel

Ever since Trump came to power he's reminded me of no-one more than that capricious kid who gets to control everyone in that hokey old Star Trek episode...

are u thinking of bill mumy in the twilight zone?

Wish you into the Confield

I am indeed, Jimmy!

He's looking terrible today: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/edd32529bd218b74beaf6593d6f4ff541764565c/0_0_7614_5304/master/7614.jpg

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/edd32529bd218b74beaf6593d6f4ff541764565c/0_0_7614_5304/master/7614.jpg?width=700&dpr=2&s=none

really just looks like he's smearing his own shit on his face now

You can check it out on your own, but that footage Kimmel ran last night from the latest rally in Wisconsin with Trump going on about trying the "Vay-gan" food was something.

speaking of, Jimmy Kimmel is being brought up a ton today in court, I forgot Stormy went on his show to claim the letter she signed denying the affair was faked

also seems like the defense's angle is to point out how sleazy and criminal all of Trump's associates are, which doesn't feel like an airtight strategy to me

Yeah at a certain point the question of 'so...the best people, you say' comes up.

Meantime:

Now Bove is questioning Davidson about an item on a website called "The Dirty."

Wish you into the Confield

Keep Autechre out of this, please.

elseQ

A loud noise as Emil Bove’s large binder falls off the lectern. He grabs it and refocuses. “That drop was catastrophic for my binder,” Bove says, and hands it to his colleague Todd Blanche. There is laughter in the courtroom.

“So you extracted sums of money from Charlie Sheen?” Mr. Bove asked.

“There was no extraction,” Mr. Davidson said.

Mr. Bove tried again: “You got Mr. Sheen to pay?”

Mr. Davidson refused to answer this time.

“That settlement would be confidential and I wouldn’t it discuss it here,” he said.

You could be making this up or it could be true. Either way, I believe it

Trump Watching Movie On iPad During Trial Without Using Headphones https://t.co/WCHZCuB9rP

— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 2, 2024

that should get the death penalty

oh wait lol

point still stands

Trump left the courtroom, squinting strangely at Lawrence O’Donnell, the MSNBC host, as he did.