WTF BIRD????

Oh there's definitely a nest in my case. Stupid, stupid bird.

yeah that makes sense, cat, it’s probably trying to shoo us away

One year my parents had a male robin attacking their picture window so vehemently he was leaving blood streaks on the glass

metal robin! \m/

ay brimstead i don't mean to discount the possibility that this is the beginning of your disney princess arc. have you noticed an uptick in magical phenomena? break into any good song-and-dance numbers lately? how alive are your parents right now?

(sorry, that last might be kind of horribly flippant, i hope all of your parents are as well as you'd like them to be, and if they aren't i'm so so so so sorry)

no worries, my family is doing relatively well at the moment. say, are you that black cat with the puffy tail that just stands in the playground at night? we think you’re really cool!

Baby peregrine falcon cam from Alcatraz Island

https://www.parksconservancy.org/parks/watch-peregrine-falcon-nest-webcam-alcatraz-island

One year my parents had a male robin attacking their picture window so vehemently he was leaving blood streaks on the glass

Yeah, the entire top half of the window is opaque with bird grease (not blood, I don't think).