Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Onana; Dalot, Casemiro, Evans, Wan-Bissaka; Eriksen, Mainoo, Mount; Antony, Hojlund, Garnacho

man u team tonight is terrifying and not in a good way. casemiro, evans and eriksen as the spine of the team, combined age of 406

yeah this is going to be a long and painful evening

Don't worry, there's a wealth of talent on the bench

lol I was just looking at that

the squad numbers!

1 Altay Bayindir
4 Sofyan Amrabat
16 Amad Diallo
22 Tom Heaton
65 Toby Collyer
70 Harry Amass
75 Habeeb Ogunneye
78 Louis Jackson
84 Ethan Wheatley

you wouldn't even know we had any defenders looking at those palace goals, not one challenge made

just remembered our next match is against arsenal, fucking hell

I'd rather Arsenal won anyway, if it meant they could win the league (though I can't see City dropping any points). The sooner this season's over the better.

I doubt we'll get another point this season tbh

surely he goes tonight though

surely

fucking casemiro, what even was that

I hear Moyes is available

get Lou Macari in!

i'd have in the team as a player right now tbh

Everyone gets to have such a nice time dicking Utd and Villa are still there just habitually gifting them six points and automatic progress in the cups :(

given the teamsheet, i'm not surprised at the result but i am appalled by that performance

I doubt we'll get another point this season tbh

Should just refuse to fulfill our remaining fixtures and take the 3-0 punishment instead.

Don't you get deducted 3 points for non fulfilment of a fixture. Actually, it might still be worth doing lol

Manchester United have no intention of sacking Ten Hag before the FA Cup final - despite the calls of ex-players and the pressure increasing #mufc https://t.co/uyN94wJPEG

— Matt Law (@Matt_Law_DT) May 7, 2024

they are so gonna van gaal him.

Everyone gets to have such a nice time dicking Utd and Villa LFC are still there just habitually gifting them six points and automatic progress in the cups :(

― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, May 6, 2024 9:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

4 points not 6 but if i raged about football anymore i'd be raging about those points.

Bit of random luck, Wolves are coming to the States to play in a preseason tourney later this year and coming to Jacksonville (two hours from me)

Considering I'll not make it to the UK anytime soon, this is mega cool.

Sweet

Great luck, enjoy!

Oh man I saw we were going to the US but that's a great bit of news

fun fact (if true) Wolves and Palace started today with exactly the same number of shots and goals for the season

Olise misses a sitter luckily

I was already counting the goal in my head

Man City winning again is gonna be so depressing.

Can we convince Tottenham and West Ham to play a 10-0-0 formation against them

And there it is. Lol

oh shit he made up for that miss big time

...

Yeah this season can be over now lol.

it was over a good month ago but maybe i don't need to watch all of this match :D

horrible stupid performance

season cannot finish soon enough

Darragh what is yr honest appraisal of Ange’s first year?

Turns out it might have been more Moyes than Chelsea last week

Peter Drury: you don't get that at...Hollywood

heya ahh

honest isnt the measure tbh because it goes up and down a lot depending on the lens if you get me

start of season, fifth would have looked great, eighth looked decent, but is it really fifth? really?

newcastle, utd, chelsea have had awful seasons, thats all that is

his frankly astonishing start is being held as a stick to beat him with, but tbh its not like it was a normal new manager bounce that has faded into a stable philosophy getting embedded- we started playing like brazil 1970 _overnight_ after several years of conte/joseball. it was seriously heady stuff.

but since chelsea disaster we have fallen apart and its very very difficult not to see it as being found out because the entire team stopped looking like professionals with any sort of belief and pretty much every team started putting it up to us with very simple burnley or stoke lite tactics

and he never adapted and he never got it back working nor even close all season, he just talked about changing the mentality and next season

hes a likeable guy but a bit cunty against very fair questions like "why not practice defending set plays?" or "is it really wise to ask all your players to do stupid things all the time?" so im balancing that against his easy charm and confidence

his record tracks against a big transformation in the second season but id be amazed if a levy summer transfer window doesn't break that streak and i think our down-tools pack of neversold cunts will see him sacked in November

Gotta sell some square pegs & bring in some solid round ones but with a bit of growth from the younger 1st teamers he can match Poch peaks imho.

im comforting myself with a few things

- definite track record of exactly this type of start vs hitting big groove thereafter

- doesnt act like hes doing us a favour, speaks well, clearly a good good guy

- i mean it is actually still fifth after selling kane. 8th might have been optimistic tbh

this is peak spursy

dethrone some Man City les go

I think I’m more anxious watching this than any other game this season

Ty darragh for the ange thoughts

clicking this on....mad i forgot about it until now

man almost thought Son was gonna flick that in

that's fucked. complete breakdown

well De Bruyne's dead

so is Bentancur's chair

now Romero's dead